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#203288
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/203288/action/topic#203288
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Okay, so this kid walks into a whorehouse, dragging a dead frog on a string. He's maybe 12 years old, tops. He says to the Madame, "I want a girl. One with a disease."
Well the Madame, you can understand, is a bit shocked. "What're you, kid, 10?"
"I'm 12!", he says, and before she can interrupt he adds, "and I got money!"
The kid throws a huge chunk of cash on the counter.
"Well," she says, "far be it from me to deny a paying customer, even one your age, but I gotta ask....why do you want a girl with a disease?"
"It's like this," says the kid, "I figure she'll give me whatever she's got, then I'll go home and give it to the babysitter."
The Madame smiles.
"The babysitter, she'll give it to my dad, and my dad'll give it to my mom. My mom," says the kid, "she'll give it to the mailman...
"AND THAT'S THE SONAFABITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!!"
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#203242
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/203242/action/topic#203242
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How To Beat A Speeding Ticket


A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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#202938
Topic
Worst Cliches in Films
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202938/action/topic#202938
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Some character cliches I can think of right now.

The juvenile person who gets back to medieval times for some reason, and uses portable technology and common knoledge to mislead people to think he or she is a wizard...


he/she is instantly hailed & accepted as a wizard & treated almost as royalty instead of being tried & burned as a witch
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#202709
Topic
US Market Set-top DVD players that can play both PAL & NTSC DVD's
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202709/action/topic#202709
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Originally posted by: Arnie.d
By converting PAL to NTSC do you actually mean "convert PAL to NTSC" or do you mean "can play both PAL and NTSC"?


they're standalone players...they PLAY both...if you were to put in a PAL DVD, you will be able to watch it on an NTSC TV with no additional problems...however, when you eject the DVD, it's still a PAL DVD