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Darth Solo

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#448775
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Are you being ignored by Jedi Temple34?
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TV's Frink said:

Darth Solo said:

:-)

Yeah, just using this tread, because every time i say somethin in yours i get in cwap..

Now whats the question again?

You're getting cwap in this tread too.

I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time.  Are you or are you not being ignored by Jedi Temple34? [/Tarkin]

Yes, indeed i am sir.

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#441147
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This Thread Is Currently About...Bingo and/or Wings!!!
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These are (supposedly) actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but their comments are bang tidy.



Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

I would not allow this student to breed.

Your child has delusions of adequacy.

Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

This child has been working with glue too much.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week

It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

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#441145
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This Thread Is Currently About...Bingo and/or Wings!!!
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Funny school reports from famous people

Darth Vader

Inter-Galactic Middle School

Name of Pupil: VADER, Darth

Age: 11

Subject: Social skills

Darth is an enthusiastic pupil, but he must try to get on better with other boys.

On a number of occasions this term I have had to speak severely to him about his intolerant and unruly behaviour.

The incident concerning poor Lemuel Moon was a case in point. Admittedly the boy is rather slow, which is presumably why the other boys call him The Fool Moon but, nevertheless, Darth could have had more patience with him during their joint classwork exercise to draw up a plan for the complete annihilation of the planet Earth.

For Darth to cleave poor Moon in two with his junior laserbeam sword because he hadn't managed to calculate how many light years it would take to reach Trafalgar Square was, in my opinion, something of an overreaction.

Darth also responds poorly to constructive criticism. When I said to him, at the time of the Lemuel Moon Incident, 'Two wrongs do not make a right,' his reply left much to be desired. Not only did he give me a very black look, he pointed at the two halves of the unfortunate Moon and said, 'No Sir, they make a right and a left!' I thought that reply was quite uncalled for, and told Darth so.

I still find it hard to forgive him for his petulant reaction. Slicing off my ear was extremely foolish. Had he been In any other class he would most certainly have had a slap on the back of his leg for that.

However, I remain convinced that his naughty behaviour is simply a mask, and that beneath it there's a friendly little fellow trying to get out. Perhaps he needs a regular playmate? A new boy, Luke Skywalker, joins us next term. Perhaps they will get on well together.

 

Obi Kinobi
Form Master