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Spuffure said:

Am i the only one who thinks Frieza looks like the Joker?

Yes and you’re also apparently the only one who thinks the Joker has a lizard tail.

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

You almost did it right.

That’s what your mom said.

BURN

Added.

No, you’re added.

http://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1073540

TV’s Frink said:

You almost did it right.

That’s what your mom said.

BURN

What Kind of Humans Do Star Wars Eat?

Good letter, all good feedback from CatBus.

TV’s Frink said:

Me too.

Wait, so everyone knows what kind of sandwiches Jen Erstwhile likes except me I guess?
C’mon, just tell me!

Weeeeell, even though I’m deeply offended by Mondo’s reference to May 4 as “Star Wars Day,” and the anachronistic allusions to a movie called “A New Hope” opening in 1977, a manifestly absurd proposition, these are two of the best MMxSW posters so far.
On sale now @ MOndooTees.com!
Papa Skywalker:

“Head-Bumper”

DuracellEnergizer said:

His sentence structure is all the proof I need.

I remember him
From the time he used to be
Known as “Haiku Bro”

Possessed said:

Well with you it kind of goes without saying, doesnt it?

[Blushes, gets all misty-eyed]

dahmage said:

Darth Id said:

oojason said:

^ likely photoshipped…

Also, it would be a ship-BARGE, not shippity-ship-shipping-shippdiddlyippidyship or whatever…

i think you are falling for the ‘try to reason with a joke’ trap. the joke was good.

EDIT: I do, however, get tricked by the old OT-Compulsory-Double-Post bit on occasion…

dahmage said:

Darth Id said:

oojason said:

^ likely photoshipped…

Also, it would be a ship-BARGE, not shippity-ship-shipping-shippdiddlyippidyship or whatever…

i think you are falling for the ‘try to reason with a joke’ trap. the joke was good.

Precision of language is better. I never compromise that, no matter how exquisite the joke.

"Govern Yourself Accordingly."™

–tHA jUDGE

DominicCobb said:

Word is out on whether I’ll pick a new avatar anytime soon.

Remedial lesson, ball-swapping droid.
“Word is out” means “It is well known that.”
“Jury is out” means “It is yet to be decided.”

"GOVERN YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY!"™

–tHA jUDGE

oojason said:

^ likely photoshipped…

Also, it would be a ship-BARGE, not shippity-ship-shipping-shippdiddlyippidyship or whatever…

I think this thread is mistitled.
Based on this page, I think it’s supposed to be “Star Wars Shit Pics.”

Possessed said:

…one could say it was ruined right out of the gate. Or the other point of view to consider is that …only one ruining the thread so far would be you by bringing unnecessary conflict/complaint to it.

Once again, the Idmonster get no fucking credit…

Star Wars: About a thousand times on VHS taped off of HBO, from about 1981 to 1983. (To me, the HBO theme circa 1981 is just as integral to the film as the 20th Century Fox fanfare.) I still don’t know how my parents wound up with that tape—we never had HBO!

Empire Strikes Back: At a friend’s house in some bootleg form around 1981. It didn’t capture my imagination like Star Wars, and I didn’t see it again until I got the trilogy VHS set in maybe 1992.

Return of the Jedi: Theater. My first memory of seeing a movie in the theater, and it was everything I could possibly have dreamed of as a follow-up to my worn-out Star Wars tape. Somehow I got an off-HBO tape of this too, and wore that out too from 1984-1990.

The Random Premise: In the theater, weeks and weeks after release. After the atrocity of the SEs, I was in no way “fooled” by the previews. It was clearly dreck in every respect, from the cartoonish CGI (just like the SEs) to the “rabbit guy’s” shenanigans. When I finally got around to seeing it, though, it was even worse than I had imagined. It wasn’t just bad, it was a confounding embarrassment on every level to the people involved in making it.

Attack of the Clowns: Theater, opening day. My roommates were all going, it was the last day of some final exam or another, and I was inebriated. I “talked myself into” thinking “it’s not that bad.” When I finally rewatched it on video, I was astounded at my desperate reaction formation the first time. It, to a slightly lesser degree that TRP, was a travesty and a humiliating failure for Lucas and his army of cowed yesmen.

Return of the Shit: Theater, while hype was in full swing. I liked it, despite acknowledging its profound flaws of execution, and I still maintain it’s got some deep thematic worth.

The Fourth Awakening: Netflix Blu-ray.

Episogue One: It’s “on the queue,” but I am going to watch it only for cultural edification, since I am fundamentally opposed to the CGI necromancy of Peter Cushing, and will never support this manifest evil in any way.

Jedi II: Will probably get it on Netflix, depending on how tasteless Episogue One is, and whether I hear of any necromancy in this one.

Are there, like, 2 Yavins tho?
If not, what’s White-Bowling-Ball-Hat-Guy’s tower standing on??

DuracellEnergizer said:

On a mountain of skulls,

F/k/a “Canada”

in a castle of pain,

A/k/a “his parents’ basement”

here I sit on a throne of blood.

I.e., a toilet full of digested Froot Loops and cherry Kool-Aid.

robertelee said:

My name robertelee is not a reference to the civil war general, rather it’s just the email I have used since I was 5, created unaware of the civil war connection.

Unless your name is Robert E. Lee, this is not credible and makes no sense whatsoever.

…
In fact, even if your name is Robert E. Lee, it would still undoubtedly have a connection to the historical personage, because your parents could not have been unaware of him, an would have to have decided, fuck yeah that shit’ll be funny.

imperialscum said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

Handman said:

Title: I don’t think these exist anymore.

They don’t. I believe they were site-assigned in the early days. By the time I joined you could pick your own, and I used to have lots of fun making up silly ones. I miss that function.

Don’t worry buddy.
You’ll always be the Grand Douche of Off Topics to me…

Good one. 😃

It brings back memories of just how much more annoying and childish he used to be.

"Used to be?"
I must be psychorepressing that shit or something; musta been really bad…

TV’s Frink said:

Handman said:

Title: I don’t think these exist anymore.

They don’t. I believe they were site-assigned in the early days. By the time I joined you could pick your own, and I used to have lots of fun making up silly ones. I miss that function.

Don’t worry buddy.
You’ll always be the Grand Douche of Off Topics to me…

imperialscum said:

rodneyfaile said:

I guess the answer is that Rey must have more midichlorians.

No, the answer is: TFA is shit.

Meh, I’m going with trivial, innocuous fluff.

rodneyfaile said:

It’s just so unbelievable in The Empire a Strikes back when Luke makes the lighsaber come to him in the wampa’s cave. I mean, he didn’t see anyone do that and wasn’t trained on it by Obi Wan. I wonder why they decided to make him so overpowered?

Hey, this thread is for scoffing at The Fourth Awakening, not The Empire Strikes Back.
Take it to the Batman thread.