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Stick this in your twat and smoke it.
Sorry, but I consider all neologisms based on neo-Lamarckian fallacies to be non-canon.
On a related note, I really can do that twat-smoking trick, if you’re serious about wanting to see it.
Devolution will inevitably be perceived as evolution by the devout narcissist.
I know a little boy who needs a dictionary for Christmas!
Wow–that looks like it’ll be positively drenched in chest-and-scrotum sweat.
He probably just meant that in the interest of being a decent human being, a concept that is probably lost on you anyway.
As one would expect, given that I am a post-human, transubstantiated, incorporeal meta-sentient cyber-imp.
Both decency and human beingery have fallen by the wayside during my ascension into the etherweb.
…you might wany to tread a little lighter with the guy suffering from depression.
Yeah right. How’s he gonna get me–depression power?
Blu-ray, when it finally emerges from “Very Long Wait” status on Netflix.
Fuck off, asshole.
Whoa, looks like Frink’s got some competition in the sophisticated riposte department. Watch out, fellas!
I feel the same way. On the rare occurrance that I view the six films, I want the PT over and done with…
Serious question: why do you continue repeatedly (albeit “rarely”) to watch movies you do not enjoy?
Why do all my dreams come to an end the very moment they start getting really good?
I’ve had that happen to me too.
What
a
surprise…
As soon as I can afford it, I’m having 3D-compatible laser eye surgery.
Oh, dude, you got strabismus Frink? Sorry to hear that.
Good luck with the procedure–I think you’ll love 3D!
Why do all my dreams come to an end the very moment they start getting really good?
Because your brain has no database of sexual experiences from which to derive plausible dreamstuff.
Duh.
Hilariously unhinged backread.
Fundamental, unredeemable problem with the “story” of AotC (such as it is) is that the “detective” arc of Obi Wan shows an absolute lack of the ability of the writer to see things in the world he is creating from the inside out, rather than the outside in. Obi-Wan bafflingly finds “no motive” of the Clonozoids (or whatever the “cloner” aliens are) to make an attempt on Padme’s life–even though they have a multi-googol dollar contract to provide the very army that she is expected to vote against.
Instead, because Georgie-poo thinks he has left his character in a completely ambiguous fog of lies, Obi-Wan chooses to pretty much just say fuck it I guess the “changeling” and Kiwi Fett were just a “lone nutter duo”???
And then he has no lingering uneasiness about assuming command of a clone army, knowing that the purchase order was fraudulent and that the source of genetic material for the clone had been evil and tried to kill him and been complicit in feeding the heroes to the lions?
WWWWWWW!!!
TTTTTTT!!!
FFFFFFF!!!
This movie doesn’t have the “best” story of anything. It has no story.
I take Darth IDs side but in content only, not in spirit or tone.
I apologize if I inadvertently gave the impression of conveying any content whatsoever. My intent was solely to vent spirit (of the bitter variety) and tone (of the vicious and inexcusable type).
Thank you for your constructive critique, and I will strive to express myself more precisely in the future.
Am I the only one who thinks that DVD/Blu-ray releases of movies originally released during the VHS era should carry the exact same ads/trailers/etc. that came with their original VHS release?
Here’s thought that’s somewhat less than random:
WTF is wrong with you?
Before TPM was released, people said that it couldn’t possibly be worse than ROTJ.
I’ve talked to many people who were at least teenagers/young adults when TMP came out and no one had such discussions…
Still no one expected a Star Wars film to be not only bad, but a complete failure of a film.
I sure as hell did, after seeing the Desecrated Editions in the theater. I couldn’t even stomach RotJ😄E, and given that Lucas had managed to make my three favorite films unwatchable, I saw the writing on the wall as to Georgie-poo’s “vision”.
To be more specific, a dog-wearing-a-hotdog-costume costume.
That’s the part that elevates my persistent autonomous sensory meridian response to neuroluminous levels of meta-consciousness.
Lord Haseo said:
So that new trailer....pretty good stuff....
How so?
(Or do the superfluous ellipses denote sarcasm?)
So a whole lotta shit will like fly around all over the place, but oddly none of that will happen in space. Spoiler?
TV's Frink said:
Why are we even talking about Nolan? Did he replace JJ and I missed it?
That's the latest from Landis, anyway.
Wow, Z&B, thanks for all that.
I'm frankly astounded that the 1984 Guide dates the formation of the Empire to only 18Y BBY. I really can't fathom a sensible reason why this would be, except that Lucasfilm figures Darth's turn must have coincided with its formation so that he could be good before and evil after. However, it would make a lot MORE sense if he became evil while the Empire was in full swing--after all, wouldn't that be when going dark would be the "easier, quicker path," i.e., the path of least resistance? Seems that to turn evil in a just Republic and to then go on to participate in the transformation of the Republic is more ambitious and driven than it is "quicker and easier".
Yet if the "Republic falls" some indeterminate time before the "Empire forms", I suppose that means there was some intervening period of the "New Order"? I guess that some proto-Empire fascist order might serve as a good political milieu in which it would be personally expedient for Little Orphan Ani to break bad.
CatBus said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
Personally, I'm used to disappointment when it comes to anything. ;-(
Give pessimism a try. If you do it right, you'll never be disappointed again.
Oh I'm doing it, but I expect to be disappointed frequently nonetheless.
Signed, Guy Who Is Better at Pessimism Than You
Those are really funny. Source?
Edit: Never mind, just saw the CollegeHumor watermark.
Lord Haseo said:
hairy_hen said:
At this point I want the blasted movie to just come out already, so I can know the exact quantity of rat scrotum that it inhales, rather than having to wonder about the amount.
You're implying that the movie is going to suck by default which is unknowable at this juncture.
It can be reasonably inferred.
In fact, any inference to the contrary would be an extraordinary implausibility.
FrankT said:
Trust me, they can't sink any lower than Darth Vader's Big NO in ROTJ.
I want to trust you...
I really do.
the suicide and deaths attributed to the shot
So not only did people imagine the shot of Veers dying, but they killed themselves (and/or others) over it????