Darth Id

I see what you did there, Neglify. Competent work.
Anyways, DuracellEnergizer is also doing a bad job of shunning me. I’ll glance in some random thread on some desultory topic, and DE will be speaking about me in tones of terror and dread, frightening the younglings with tall tales of my dark powers.
Yet his name is still included in the OP.
Is Darth Enderpants no longer around even to enforce his own little rules? DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE???

moviefreakedmind said:

Yeah that didn’t quite pan out did it?

And whose fault is that, Mr. Freak?

Darth Id said:

moviefreakedmind said:

Darth Id said:
O yeah! Now my autonomic sensory meridian response is boosted to 9,000%!!!

How many hours of scouring the dictionary did it take for you to compose that sentence?

Zero, but I’m genuinely flattered by your insinuation.

Really.

Flattered.

And I’m serious about being flattered. I know most of what I post on here is double- to triple-trap-door ironic, but your inadvertent praise really has triggered my ASMR. I think I’m currently achieving a 90% cognitive access level!

It’s full of staaaaaaaarrrrrs!!!

moviefreakedmind said:

Darth Id said:
O yeah! Now my autonomic sensory meridian response is boosted to 9,000%!!!

How many hours of scouring the dictionary did it take for you to compose that sentence?

Zero, but I’m genuinely flattered by your insinuation.

Really.

Flattered.

moviefreakedmind said:

The funny thing is that all you really succeed in doing is being an annoyance.

So you admit I’m funny! I KNEW I was rockin’ yo’ mind!

SilverWook said:

O yeah! Now my autonomic sensory meridian response is boosted to 9,000%!!!

The only more touching familial bond is Rilo Kiley and his dear ol’ grandpappy Darth Vader!

moviefreakedmind said:

He’s just threatening to make a fool of himself in your prayer thread by the way.

Close. I’m threatening to wound Dexter’s pious sensibilities deeply in his prayer thread.
In any event, must be exciting for you to know there’s at least one user on here denser and more tone deaf than you!

suspiciouscoffee said:

Darth Id’s Inferno

I like the sound of that.
Gotta ring to it.

TV’s Frink said:

moviefreakedmind said:

Clearly. The ban can’t come soon enough.

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

I HATE TO ADMIT WHEN A HUMAN IS SMART BUT HE KNOWS WHAT HE CAN GET AWAY WITH AND WHAT HE CANT

Can we get back on topic, please? This is the Star Wars section, not general chat.
It used to be about the OT roadshow, man.

^^^Me too. It warms my cybernetic meta-heart, and increases my neuroluminosity to cerebral supernova proportions.

Dek Rollins said:
“I don’t think that word means what you think it means.”

We think you’ve been lucky so far, and would probably be served best by sticking to your “safe space” of prayers and pokemon balls and furious self-abuse to same.

–We, both Royal and First-Person Plural

moviefreakedmind said:

I’ve been there. It’s tough.

I assume you mean the depression part.
Cuz the “half a dozen friends” part…no way.

SilverWook said:

There’s no logic in Boba’s real voice coming out of the helmet at all. If you were the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy, you want to be able to lose the suit once in a while and be incognito in public.

I say it even breaks one of the Cardinal Rules of the Star Wars Universe: that wearing a cool-looking bucket on your head changes your voice. Darth does it, Leia does it, and Boba ostensibly did it since his voice sounded awesomely processed and mechanized.
The makers of TFA get it, and lampshade it with Poe’s nice dig at Rilo Kiley about it being "hard to understand [him] with all the–apparatus…

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

we

THIS WORD DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU SEEM TO THINK IT MEANS

Oh yes we do.

Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:

I’m a “trusted member” too.

I’ve been here a week.

Oh yeah, bro, I went ahead and vouched for you to the “Big Dogs.” (That’s what we call 'em, “the Big Dogs.”)
No prob, bro, you’re welcome.

moviefreakedmind said:

I love DAYV by the way, so don’t think that just because he’s in the same sentence as two of the worst accounts in this site’s history that I am in any way comparing him to the two.

I’m much more offended that you likened him to Dr. Fink!
That’s not very respectful of the good Doctor!
#dirtymind

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

<— BACK SPACE

The most astounding thing about this putative post is the legend informing the reader that it has been edited.

It’s truly impossible to imagine that it started out any less coherent, more devoid of meaning, or more demonstrative of a psychotic break than it is now, but evidently…it did.

TV’s Frink said:

QWERTY

Welp, now I’ve seen a post less coherent, more devoid of meaning, and more demonstrative of a psychotic break than “<-- BACK SPACE” so…congratulations…

TV’s Frink said:

<— BACK SPACE

The most astounding thing about this putative post is the legend informing the reader that it has been edited.

It’s truly impossible to imagine that it started out any less coherent, more devoid of meaning, or more demonstrative of a psychotic break than it is now, but evidently…it did.

^^^ We thought you’d say that, you poor, poor soul.

TV’s Frink said:

THINK OF THIS AS RUNOFF

That shouldn’t be hard. We’ve always thought of you as runoff.

From a waste treatment plant.

Possessed said:

Maybe he’s just trying to annoy some of the annoying non regulars into going away …

I should hope you weren’t referring to me with that remark, since I’ll have you know I’m a “Trusted Member,” and my opinion is just as valid as the next geek’s!
Plus, Flunky’s whole computer routine only incentivizes me to stick around, since it makes his fruits hang even lower than yours, ripe for derision and odoriferous with putrefaction, just how I like it.

moviefreakedmind said:

“Wait-people” is not a hyphenated word.

True. And also, an En-dash is not a hyphen.

It does, however, seem to be the case that Markdown autoconverts a double-hyphen

–

as an En-dash instead of the Em-dash it deserves to be.

I’m pretty darn sure that if I asked almost ANYONE, regardless of age, out on the street, “Have you ever seen A New Hope?” They’d say, “No. Never heard of it. What’s that? Is it new?”
And then if I asked, "Have you seen Star Wars, THOSE SAME PEOPLE would say, “Of course. I’ve seen all of them.”
That is all.

TV’s Frink said:

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOU

Wait–people are blaming me for your new obsessive, pathologically unfunny shtick?

Are you off your meds or something, Flunky?

I mean, I know you don’t really think you’re a computer, but just for you to think what you’re doing is “fun” demonstrates that your psyche is dangerously divorced from reality right now.
And by “right now” I mean “even more than usual.”