Darth Id

The only source anyone needs: George Luca$h a/k/a G-Money a/k/a The Prophet™.

So…basically the OP “ranks” on a binary scale of: “SUCKS” or _________.

TV’s Frink said:

Gigglefits.

Coincidentally, I also achieved my neruoluminous state on account of transcendent brain-freeze.

Possessed said:

My phone auto corrects your to you’re most of the time and I’m too lazy/busy to fight it.

Your lying.

Also, Pussfest.

ferris209 said:

TV’s Frink said:

Toy Story 2 is better than a “kids film.”

Even further, Toy Story 3 is a damned emotional raping.

Super dark.
The Toys are revealed to suffer the eternal torment of the Damned Immortal Vampires.
Everyone they love will die (or just grow up), leaving them doomed only to wander the earth in search of new companionship while joylessly avoiding the hellfire of impending destruction, which licks at their heels from every angle.
Love it!

MY personal canon? Gee, nobody’s asked me that before. I guess it would be:

Star Wars (1977),
The Lawnmower Man,
HAL-9000 singing “Daisy,”
The first half of A Clockwork Orange",
Irreversible in chronological order,
"It’s full of staaaaaars!!!",
The entire series of Eerie, Indiana,
That Duck Tales episode where they multiply the silver dollar,
The “Paperback Writer” promotional film,
Story of O (the book!),
Urotsikidoji,
The Marshall Mathers LP,
The Marshall Mathers LP 2,
Story of O (the movie!), and
Friday the 13th, Part VII.

TV’s Frink said:

Oooh…

If that’s true than Darth Id is a master, because general is super crazy.

Oh you know damn well I’m a master, irrespective of generallyfurious’s cray-craytude.
And now, TV Freak, you have been unmasked as the TRUE sock-puppetmaster!!!
(Or should I say, “Movie Freak”?)

moviefreakedmind said:

Darth [explicative] and generalfrevious return on exact same day. Confirmed for sock.

Whoa, your persecution delusion is gettin’ triggered somethin’ fierce, ain’t it, Mr. Freak–

WAIT! “Movie Freak,” “TV Freak”…you’re the sock!!!

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

DuraSmell

Insulting? Check.
Not relevant? Check.
Not clever? Check.

Yep, it’s a Darth Id post.

So…you’re saying that YOU’RE the True Darth Id 2.0?

Possessed said:

What is your motivation for posting? Nobody but yourself finds it funny. You’re only possible reason for posting is because you know other people wish you didn’t. Which speaks more volume about your sad state of existence than any amount of honesty ever could.

I’m here to correct your grammar, Pissed. Here goes:
“Nobody but you finds it funny.”
Your verb [finds] is not self-reflexive in that sentence, so no “self” is needed or appropriate.
"Your only possible reason…"
For Snoke’s sake, whenever you feel the urge to interject an apostrophe, read it to yourself as “you are.” If it makes no sense, DO NOT apostraphate!!!
“…you know other people wish you wouldn’t.”
Conditional tense. Learn it. Love it.
“Which speaks more volume about your sad state of existence than any amount of honesty ever could.”
Well, frankly I have no idea what could possibly be done about that syntactical atrocity.
But hey, at least I’M trying!

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

Darn, I rather enjoyed the past few weeks free of you.

Hey, blame DuraSmell for invoking my name. Somehow, that guy just can’t post three comments without expressing his longing for my manlove, and once my name is uttered thrice----well, you know the story…

So NOW we’ve found the TRUE Worst! Necrobump! EVER!!!

My Super-Sentient Pseudo-Deity, this Darth Endless has some serious personal demons!

DuracellEnergizer said:

Everyone, meet Darth Id 2.0!

…he threw a hissy fit in the re-writing subforum just 'cause some guys didn’t share his vision for the ideal PT

I would never deign to set cyber-foot in this “re-writing subforum” to which you refer, and I certainly don’t seek validation on this board for anything, let alone for a “vision for the ideal PT,” whatever on Alderaan that means…

So in other words: the search for the TRUE Darth Id 2.0 continues…
(Soon I will find him, we will be wed, and our incorporeal essences will fuse into an invincible meta-Id!!)

The best way to end this nonsense is to entirely disregard the posts and very existences of the perpetrators.

That sure did a bang-up job of getting rid of me.

darthrush said:

Welcome to the forums! 😃 ignore the whole computer joke going around. Hopefully it’ll blow over soon

Not until somebody force-feeds Flink his antipsychotics.
And who’s gonna do it?
You?
Durasmell?
Chubbywubs?
WHO???

Colson said:

After calibrating my TV, I have a newfound love for the originals. I can no longer see the garbage mattes (which is how it should be on a well-calibrated screen). Star Wars is just absolutely beautiful now.

I can, of course, still see the regular matte lines, but they’ve never bothered me like garbage mattes do.

Soooo…
You’re saying you would put the garbage mattes back in?

Wazzles said:

I wouldn’t really call it “huge”, honestly. Netflix is the number one video streaming service. It just makes sense for them to be on there.

I guess I would just expect Netflix to tout it on a much bigger scale, like nyah, nyah Hulu, look what we got. Disney is a pretty big fish to hook

Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:

What an odd duck.

Hey be nice to Wubbles.
He was bullied a lot as a baby bird.
…
For good reason, mind you–many, many good reasons–but the ample justification doesn’t take any of the sting out of it for our little Chubbywubs.

TV’s Frink said:

TOO BAD THERES NO OTHER INFO IN THAT STORY

IT’S NOT A STORY.
It’s a press release.
And a weird one, given that what would appear to be huge and surprising news is buried at the bottom of some mundane shiznit…

generalfrevious said:

I still want to see some of his older movies …

NOW who’s being a rapist-by-association???

moviefreakedmind said:

I don’t think you understand the word “proven”.

And I think you fail to appreciate the phrase “Raging delusional obsessive with persecution complex, perseverative thought patterns and schizotypal tendencies.”

HansiG said:

[citation needed]

Do you really think it could be otherwise?

generalfrevious said:

Even in 2016 women are…just there for the sexual gratification of men…

Yet, somehow, here you are…a raging eternal virgin.

Tyrphanax said:

I should write a memoir.

16-26 will be mostly me sitting in front of my computer with a short stint in Canada.

And by “Canada,” I’m assuming you mean “in front of a computer in Canada.”

moviefreakedmind said:

I’m never upgrading to El Capitanos, so stop asking Apple!

Dafuq dis got to do with Lena Dunham?