Darth Id

TV’s Frink said:

You just admitted you’re a prick…

Darth Id said:

Is that really a surprise to anyone?

Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:

There once was a fella named Id,

Who put hate into all that he did,

With plenty to say,

He typed all through the day,

Until he finally flipped his lid.

Verse 2:

He knew a young weirdo named Frinky,

Whose brain was as small as his pinky–

And he begged and he pled

To take Darth Id to bed,

But the Idster just wasn’t that kinky.

Bingowings said:

His conscience is a prick…?

Is that really a surprise to anyone?

TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

You’re a terrible person. Congratulations.

No.
I’m your conscience.

That wasn’t even funny.

Welcome to Darth Id.

I see you’ve got another sock-puppet minion to set up your classic zingers! Ouch!

yhwx said:

That wasn’t even funny.

Yet your wry retort has the studio audience in stitches! I see that I’m out of my league, here!

Jeebus said:

You mean all this time, my mom’s been worshipping QUIGGLY JOHN???

TV’s Frink said:

You’re a terrible person. Congratulations.

No.
I’m your conscience.

Darth Lucas said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Tyrphanax said:

In my personal canon, Palpatine’s first name isn’t the “Empirically Bad™” Sheev.

It’s a bad name even as Star Wars names go.

It’sy he ever referred to as Sheev in the movies? Or is that from the EU?

It’s from the new canon eu. From the novel Tarkin.

Damn, that name snokes.

TV’s Frink said:

^Well reasoned counterargument.

Coulda used more f-bombs, amirite?

Tyrphanax said:

I don’t really remember a time when Frink was ever a dick to someone after they shared a personal story about why they don’t appreciate certain words or references uttered in their presence.

Freckles wasn’t “sharing a story”. He was ghoulishly exploiting a remote personal tragedy and using as a weapon to shut down rational discourse by painting all opposing positions and attitudes as “beyond the emotional pale.” And he didn’t respond to the (entirely innocuous use of a colorful and applicable) word with a gentle request that people conform their language to the dainty sensibilities of godly and virtuous maidens. No, instead he immediately lashed out by upping the ante of coarse language to the supermax, inflated by a repulsive air of vulgar self-righteousness and infantile petulance, confident that his flailing outburst would be the last word on the subject because----what? Bad things have only happened to him?
Anyway, it is a tried and tested techniques of all ideological factions, but that doesn’t make it admirable or even decent. It’s a crass manipulative trick, and I ain’t fallin’ for it.

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

*[Epic takedown of TV Flicker]

[Gratuitous, artless profanity] No one who is paying attention says that about me.

Luckily for you, no one pays attention to you.

I enjoy the way TV Freak does nothing but insult and deride people, but when the tables are turned he froths with base profanity and tries to shout everyone down by asserting some irrelevant personal experience that he believes gives him the moral high ground.
If someone calls him an “ugly Gungan,” he’ll be all like: "TRIGGER!!! OPPRESSOR!! My Grandmother was a Gungan, and she DIED! In like, the holocaust!!! F@^ you you f&^%ing $#^%@$#^%@$#^%@$#^%@$#^%@*!!!
In fact, he’ll occasionally interject that way even if someone calls JarJar Binks an “ugly Gungan!” because he’s such an irrepressible umbrage-taker. It’s all quite random and delightful.
All-dishin’-no-takin’. Textbook bully.

This is way off-topic (not to mention hea-vee) at this point, so I suppose my puzzlement will just have to remain unabated.

TV’s Frink said:

Fuck you.

Oh, I’m not gettin’ rickroll’d by you, Rageboy!

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

well it is a gas giant

Okay so now that you’ve forced me to do outside research, it looks like what is believed to be the biggest known rocky planet is 2.35x Earth’s radius, while Jupiter is 11x, and there are some theories about the upper limits of terrestrial-planets’ mass/size. So maybe flametitan knew all that, but really, he should spell out his reasoning a little more.

TV’s Frink said:

“Technically correct” does not equal “appropriate.”

So is your bizarre offense because you are so pro-life you take aimless umbrage at the mere homonymous invocation of the word “abortion,” or because you’re such a raging, misguided, attack-first-think-never SJW that you just assume “regressive” meaning to every utterance?

This one is truly puzzling.

Anchorhead said:

Just looks like ol’ Vadie filled out a bit in the jowls over the years. Those years of a steady diet of Jedi brains and Force Juice Dark will add pounds to the space-armor, you betcha!

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

flametitan said:

Do not forget it’s the size of Jupiter, rather than a Desert planet. I’m still waiting for the Earth sized discoveries before I make analogies to Tatooine.

Lol it’s not a scientific analogy. It’s just a “hey cool, this planet has two Suns like Tattooine.”

I’m still trying to figure out why “the size of Jupiter” and “desert planet” are by definition mutually exclusive…?

LuckyGungan2001 said:

What?

I think he’s making a play on your Alien-themed avatar, and suggesting it’s some Alien-related anniversary or another.

But as far as I’m concerned, there’s only ONE Hatch Day:

Tyrphanax said:

1 like = 1 prayer

One as meaningless as the next.

Nope–a substantiated electronic record of the “like” is accessible.
A prayer leaves no such e-paper trail.
Therefore, the ‘like’ is marginally less meaningless.

Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:

valeriemidgettlaptop

Sounds like something you’d go into a back room of a strip club to get.

Easy with that second-person pronoun, there, chief. You’re on your own with that one.

Bingowings said:

oojason said:

Rey Force-flashback parody:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L58oh3wIiNw&feature=youtu.be

Funny but also genuinely disturbing at the same time.

Anything with that kid cannot help but be disturbing, no matter how hilarious. See, e.g., Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

yotsuya said:

Uh… are you off your meds? >

No way! I took my full dose of capsules right before posting that!

…so what’s your excuse?

HansiG said:

I just wanted to quote this thread cuz Darth posted similiar thing.

What, are we on a first-name basis, now? No.
You can call me

"Mr. Id!"

Or, barring that, you may address me by my proper honorific as a Dark Lord of the Shitz™:

"Darth."

yotsuya said:

The volcano duel has been part of my Star Wars narrative for as long as I can remember. My mother relayed it to me.

…and it was that way: the folk wisdom was passed down from Mother to son, down through the generations, until the mightly tale of the tragic SITH LORD™ DARTH VADER™ had spread to every planet throughout the Galaxy far, far away, and even beyond----to our very own Milky Way, when, a long, long time after the fateful events, an Angel™ did tell th’ Tale, full and true, to the one and only True Prophet™, the TEACHER™, GEORGIE-POO LUCA$H, and did tell unto him to spread the Tale far and wide, using picture-screens, so that the people of Earth might learn from DARTH VADER’S downfall, and not be doomed to repeat His Folly!

Also: LOL