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Darth Id

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24-Aug-2010
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16-Jun-2017
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Post
#1056677
Topic
The "Missed the Joke" Thread
Time

TV’s Frink said:

Ok, face tatoo.

C’mon, who else would have the time to crack wise on this chat bored all day while his clerks drafted decisions denying remand and Five-Hundred-Umpteenth Amended Final Rule 26 Discovery Scheduling Orders, and would take such exquisite pleasure in lording over lowly serfs such as yourself with lofty rhetoric and acerbic condescension?

Shit, I thought it went without saying

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#1045227
Topic
If you need to B*tch about something <strong>other than originaltrilogy.com</strong>... This is the place
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Jetrell Fo said:

dahmage said:

Jetrell Fo said:

Handman said:

In addition, the new trend of not wearing socks with shoes is stupid.

Where on Earth is that a new trend? LOL

mostly concentrated on the green and brownish bits. never really caught on in the bluey whiteish areas.

Weird because I know white people (presumably that is what your comment is referrencing) that do this.

Holy cow. WTeverlovinF???
The “Missed the Joke” thread isn’t big enough for Fo’s truly inexplicable interpretive deficiencies.
We need a “Fo’d the Joke Thread.”

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#1045146
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
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ray_afraid said:

It would be cool to play the remakes of Ocarina and Majora too.

Interestingly, both have been subtly Lucas-ified with each iteration.
The sublimely creepy music in the epic Fire Temple of OoT was replaced for the GCN version due to some paranoid imagining of offense to like some Sufi mystics that were sampled in the original soundtrack.
Also, the terrifyingly atmospheric black streaks-and-splatter from OoT’s torture chamber in the haunted mini-temple were scrubbed for the 3DS version due to being too awesomely frightening and disturbing.
I forget what got modified in MM for the moment…
In other words: you’re too late to enjoy the Pure Original True Version™.

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#1044932
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
Time

Possessed said:

RayRogers said:

Darth Id said:

ray_afraid said:

Swift Sail takes care of that and it’s available pretty early on.

Alright, quit braggin’.

Skyward Sword is my favorite game of all time!

Anyone who puts SS, or any other LoZ game for that matter, above OoT is not a True Zelda Fan™.
Maybe a Phantom Fan. But never a True.

I’ve never played OoT and MM. I honestly don’t see the hype regarding those two.

Then for all you know the hype is justified. And, it is. They are amazing in ways that words can’t convey. OOT in particular is almost like a spiritual journey.

It is the single work that established video games as a bona fide art form.
It is a masterpiece, by the standards of any other work of art ever produced.

And the Gerudo warriors?
HAWT!!!

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#1044918
Topic
Politics 2: Electric Boogaloo
Time

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/

Well I’ll tell you what didn’t happen today:
I didn’t blind-click on some random link that was posted with no introductory, contextual or critical commentary by the poster.
That’s what the fuck didn’t happen.

Oh yeah, and I also didn’t read any endless cut-and-past block quotes of some random leftist headline roundup.
That also didn’t happen.

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#1044916
Topic
Politics 2: Electric Boogaloo
Time

Jetrell Fo said:

TV’s Frink said:

I see some people are still having trouble separating the First Wife and the First Daughter. Considering how Trump lusts after both, I certainly understand.

F%#king nasty a$$ comment.

😦

Finkle’s reprehensible remark is just a smug allusion to a theme popularized by the vile, deranged arrested-adolescent cretins currently running the Daily Show, where all during the campaign the host repeated nightly that Trump “wants to fuck his daughter.” They would seriously sign off the air with that line, the pretty-boy host grinning lubriciously and delivering it with maliciously ironic gusto, the travesty of a plucky campaign slogan.
This is the deeply depraved level of leftist discourse at present.
Best to just get used to it.