Darth Chaltab

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Join date: 21-Mar-2004
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Post: #227501
Topic: Editing movies ruled illegal
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/227501/action/topic#227501
Time: 19-Jul-2006 11:45 PM

Originally posted by: Mavimao
I for one am glad of the ruling. These oversensitive conservatives need to learn that they can't profit off their tinkering of other people's art.

Oh no! You're kids might see a boob! God forbid they masturbate!

You're being an idiot. This has nothing to do with conservative or liberal, Mavi, or what is censored and what isn't. Both persuasions are equally guilty of trying to get thigns they don't like banned. *coughPassionoftheChrsitcough*

The only bearing it has on us is whether it effects fan-editing.

Post: #227500
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/227500/action/topic#227500
Time: 19-Jul-2006 11:40 PM

Not knowing eactly HOW large the big W was, Mojo and Reallife searched the internet for clues, eventually resignign themselves to booking a spaceflight that orbited earth hoping to find out the meaning of this massive W that they couldn't seem to find even with the great and might powers of Google.

Post: #227374
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/227374/action/topic#227374
Time: 19-Jul-2006 4:01 PM

While the doctors and nurses weren't looking, Mojo attempted to wake Loretta by pouring a concoction known as wake-up juice (which he had gotten from some tavern out in California) into her mouth through a metal funnel.

Post: #227373
Topic: Pirates of the Caribbean Two
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/227373/action/topic#227373
Time: 19-Jul-2006 4:00 PM

Indeed. Depp could have his own Legion of Fangirls and I'd still watch a Depp movie before Bloom one.

Post: #227239
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/227239/action/topic#227239
Time: 19-Jul-2006 1:45 AM

Originally posted by: Bossk

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I guess it's just the lack of Star Wars-related good news.

Yeah, as though this has ever stopped any of us.

Well, true, but the DVD's of the OOT being annnounced, but then turning out to be rush-jobs based off a 1993 laser disc... Kind of has me jaded about SW things now.

Post: #227237
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/227237/action/topic#227237
Time: 19-Jul-2006 1:42 AM

Unfortunately, it turned out that the ace of spades card was actually a cursed card in which the demon Reallife had been sealed (until the offspring of the peanut and the cacao bean combined on the card) 23,408,530,002.68475 years ago; Reallife offered Mojo a deal--his soul in exchange for the ability to play his instrument better than anyone else in history.

Post: #227236
Topic: Pirates of the Caribbean Two
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/227236/action/topic#227236
Time: 19-Jul-2006 1:36 AM

Yeah. Will has the misfortune of being portrayed by a man that fangirls squeal and get all giddy over. It drives everyone else insane, and it turns into a probably-unwaranted vitriol against Bloom himself.

I once knew a girl who actually celebrated Orlando Bloom's freaking birthday.

Post: #227185
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/227185/action/topic#227185
Time: 18-Jul-2006 9:36 PM

"Once upon a time, a beautiful princess got married, had kids, and died, causing her kids to be great rulers. The end."

Post: #227100
Topic: Joss Whedon Is My Master Now
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/227100/action/topic#227100
Time: 18-Jul-2006 3:35 PM

He did? That's awesome.

I hope his Wonder Woman movie is good.

Post: #227068
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/227068/action/topic#227068
Time: 18-Jul-2006 2:10 PM

He realized that his wicked stepfather had poisoned the jar, and then began to wonder how that qualified as trivial, when suddenly he realized that it was because his very life was trivial.

Post: #227012
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/227012/action/topic#227012
Time: 18-Jul-2006 3:20 AM

...the ability to forsee the outcome of trivial events in the futures, mostly due to the machinations of one sadistic author wanting to make some jokes about predestiantion vs choice and the paradox of seeing a possible future vs making it happen.

Post: #226973
Topic: Pirates of the Caribbean Two
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226973/action/topic#226973
Time: 18-Jul-2006 12:17 AM

I believe it broke Spider-Man's opening weekend record.

Post: #226972
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226972/action/topic#226972
Time: 18-Jul-2006 12:15 AM

Then he woke up at his house and realized the whole thing had been a nightmare... Until the Lollipop approached him again, saying that the world was a computer simulation called The Program and that the odd experiences of the past few days had been glitches in the program created by The Transistors, a race of super-computers that wanted to enslave humanity for the purpose of harnessing their powers of imagination, which the Transistors lacked; unfortuantely, Billy simply chose not to believe the Lollipop, eating him instead.

Post: #226942
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226942/action/topic#226942
Time: 17-Jul-2006 9:54 PM

Suddenly, the lollipop came to life and spewed out an immense wave of energy, destroying the bomb on Billy's bike and informing the young lad that only his mutant powers of endurance could save his home-dimension of Vosteria.

Post: #226918
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226918/action/topic#226918
Time: 17-Jul-2006 7:17 PM

You see, Billy was a mutant and could ride his bike for 10 straight ours at 80kph, though, such speeds made it very difficult to make sharp turns.

Post: #226906
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226906/action/topic#226906
Time: 17-Jul-2006 6:11 PM

The pose was a massive success, and the True Green Meanie was driven back, cursing the day he was defeated by an Albino and a Mulatto, and swearing revenge.

Post: #226886
Topic: Pirates of the Caribbean Two
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226886/action/topic#226886
Time: 17-Jul-2006 4:54 PM

Dang, at this Phoenix in my town shows after 6PM are all like $8.

Post: #226880
Topic: Spirited Away
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226880/action/topic#226880
Time: 17-Jul-2006 4:37 PM

Full Metal Alchemist has a pretty good dub, honestly.

Post: #226879
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226879/action/topic#226879
Time: 17-Jul-2006 4:33 PM

Samual lunged forward with his knife, stabbing at Ringo, The Man Made of Hives, but was deflected by Ringo's reflexes, which were really really good; Samual responded by stabbing Ringo in the thigh and hurling him across the volcano where he recited the first part of the declaration of Independence, saying, "When in the course of human events it becomes neccessary for one people to desolve the political bonds which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth the seperate and equal stations to which the laws of nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that the should declare the causes which impel them to the seperation," three times very quikcly--so quikcly that Samual became annoyed and called in Bobby and Jenkins to help him fight the battle.

Post: #226874
Topic: Our Most Common Typos
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226874/action/topic#226874
Time: 17-Jul-2006 4:26 PM

Typing 'they' as 'the', just leaving off the 'y'...

I do that all the time.

Post: #226857
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226857/action/topic#226857
Time: 17-Jul-2006 2:45 PM

Eventually, however, Samual was able to use Silvestre to infiltrate the alien strong hold as a spy on the wall, at least until he forgot what he was doing and drank the blood of a Knockoutgassian pig.

Post: #226839
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226839/action/topic#226839
Time: 17-Jul-2006 12:31 PM

This frustrated Samual, as it was immensley, indescribabley difficult to keep your commandos top-secret when they were constantly surrounded by an entourage of screaming fanboys.

Post: #226837
Topic: The R.I.P. Thread
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226837/action/topic#226837
Time: 17-Jul-2006 12:29 PM

Hm, that explains why the character wasn't included in the Tron level in Kingdom Hearts 2.

RIP.

Post: #226791
Topic: Spirited Away
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226791/action/topic#226791
Time: 17-Jul-2006 3:14 AM

Most people in the US can't even tell the difference.

Besides, "Tree of Might" is a lot less wordy (and ironically more informative) than "The Ultimate, Decisive Battle For Earth"...

Which brings up the point, that, if you're watching DBZ, you already KNOW there is going to be an Ultimate, Decisive Battle for Earth/Namek/The Galaxy/The Universe, etc. So why call it that?

Post: #226785
Topic: Simple Storytelling
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/226785/action/topic#226785
Time: 17-Jul-2006 2:24 AM

Samual recruited a mulatto, an albino, and a mosquito to be his super top-secret commandos in his war against the unending tide of aliens whose name the authors could not agree on; the commandos were named Bobby, Jenkins, and Silvestre respectively.