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Darth Chaltab

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21-Mar-2004
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6-Jan-2011
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#228119
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Editing movies ruled illegal
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Originally posted by: wmgan
Go, go, Mighty Marijuana Power Reefers!

You know, they should censor all heroines from TV shows, because kids might mistake them for the drug heroin. Xena, Buffy, the Powerpuff Girls and all other ass-kickin' womyn would have to go.

What about Super Mario Brothers? Growing taller when you consume 'shrooms? That's gotta go, too.


BWAHAHA. That's hilarous. And too true.
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#228115
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Simple Storytelling
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...that Mojo was indeed air to the Plutonian/Petebestian dynasties, and would some day be a great king and/or potentate if he could ever rid himself of the altruistically impaired demon Reallife and the truly evil demon Oxnar, the latter of whom he still does not know about--and Loretta and Loretta alone knew all this; on her way home she was bitten by a radioactive cockroach and given the power to survive almost anything.
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#228071
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Simple Storytelling
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Loretta picked up the slip of paper, and gasped when she read it--Mojo's maternal and paternal grandfather were none other than Jenkins and Silvestre; how a Mosquito and an Albino's offspring could have given birth to a monkey was quite beyond her, but the revelation made Loretta hark back to the story that Mojo's father had told him so many times... and it suddenly made sense to her!!!!
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#227976
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Simple Storytelling
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Limp Biscuit was the first band to arrive, and Oxnar rubbed his hands together in glee as more and more bands began filing in to the stadium; "Everything is going according to my evil plan...which is EVIL!" he exclaimed, then realzied he'd forgotten what exactly his plan had been and needed a timely reminder from the narrarrator.