Okay, I’m back (I think). Looks like I missed some…stuff.
Possessed PMd me after my last post, so I’ll just copy/paste my explanation of what happened that I sent him right here:
Monday afternoon, my friend and I went for a walk, ended up drinking a bunch of rum, it started pouring down rain so we started running around in it because we’re both basically children, then I woke up shackled to a hospital bed, was told I was found unconscious and alone with a head wound on the street with no wallet or keys and assaulted a police officer and a nurse when I came to after getting a CAT scan.
Never found my keys. My friend had my wallet - she woke up alone a couple blocks away under a truck (no injuries), couldn’t find me, and called a friend to pick her up.
When I finally started retaining memories I was at my parents’ house arguing with them and they were telling me they were going to have be committed for 72 hours if I didn’t calm the fuck down. I eventually did and they took me home. Luckily they found my car and had an extra set of keys for it. And I managed to make it to my first day at my new job the next morning, though with a lot of bandages, swollen wrists, and a limp.
Still no charges filed that I can find, but apparently the cop was going to arrest me, but knew my dad so let them take me home. Still said he was going to file charges for assaulting a police officer and assaulting a medical professional with the prosecutor’s office (both felonies), but that was Monday night and still nothing, so…?
I’m definitely off drinking for a while. Guess my BAC was .35 … Yeah.