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#616676
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The saddest thing ever - WOW Radio!!
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This is my all time favorite thread!

If there was an OT.com radio station, and if we talked about Jay as if he were some warrior god, then I'd think we were pretty sad too. Even if it is about one nerd calling another sad, the great part is the sad nerd told all his friends, who all signed up at our site and came over to wage war. Hilariously sad. If I were to make a thread and tell everyone that someone at some Star Trek or a Lord of the Rings forum called us "sad" and you all got up in arms and registered at their site to give them hell for it, then yeah, this would be a definite case of black things claiming other things are black. The fact is, some things are just a much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much deeper shade of black than others.

Such fun times, this thread.

It is hard not to mock Total Biscuit, between my first introduction to him being the douche bag who came here with a bunch of his minions to wage war against us, to the way his minions bragged about his awesomeness and how horrible it would be for us if we got into a forum war with him. What the hell? They talked about forum wars as if they were some normal occurrence. I just imagine Total Biscuit and his hoards of virgin males roaming the internet and signing up at forums to forcefully claim they aren't nerds and defend their honor. It is like he has carefully developed an army of loyal trolls to defend his reputation throughout the internets. 

Anyway, I love the guy. Anytime I hear his name I get a good chuckle. I imagine this massive guy in an XXL office chair, shirtless, surrounded by bags of potato chips, crumbs all over his fat hairy gut, with three computer monitors and keyboards in front of him, one running his in home data entry business, the other running an endless session of WoW, and the third which he uses to broadcast his radio stations, scour the entire internet for those who would blaspheme against him and his subjects, and make subjective lists of the greatest of various fantasy related things of all time.

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#616623
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Video Games - a general discussion thread
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Tobar said:

The other thing is that for the SE when you talk to the dog in the bar they added a close up screen and for some reason it's left in the ultimate talkie. Other than that it's fantastic.

I am pretty sure the dog close up is in some old versions of the game. I remember being confused as a kid because it was on the back of the box in the screen shots, but not in the actual game.

 

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#616552
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Video Games - a general discussion thread
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Tobar said:

The fact that Ken Levine has to stoop to this is just sad. =(

Wow, that is some very ugly box art. :( Kind of disappointing. I really like the box art to the original Bioshock, though BS2's is nothing to write home about but not an eyesore either. Infinite's cover is just painful though. 

Even if I were one of the retarded frat idiots Levine is talking about marketing to, I think I'd write this one off as a really gay looking cowboy game if I knew absolutely nothing about Bioshock.

 

As for playing the old Lucasarts adventure games there's a simply awesome utility called ScummVM. It allows you to play all of the old 2D Lucasarts adventure games on just about any open platform you can think of. PC, Android, iOS, Wii, Dreamcast etc.

And the Nintendo DS, which has the perfect controls for old 2D point and clicks. Monkey Island never felt right on my iPhone.

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#616533
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Video Games - a general discussion thread
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I think it is a poster, not that actual game box, which is really awesome! Not to say having the original box for the game wouldn't be pretty sweet too, but a full size MI movie poster is extremely cool. Rare (impossible?) to find game box art that gorgeous these days.

I saw Dark Forces (one of my all time favorite games from my youth) on floppies in a near mint condition box at a thrift store not to long back, almost bought it, but passed it up realizing it would just be one more thing to lug around every time I move.

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#616416
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Did DKR warn us about recent "False Flag" shootings?
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zombie84 said:

I understand the historical reasons why things developed the way they did, that doesn't mean it has to make sense or justify them though. Especially since most of those reason no longer exist in the contemporary world.

You "understand" the historical reasons, but you fail to understand so many other aspects of the "gun culture". bkev touched on a major part of it, they are so saturated in this country, that it would be impossible to remove them all, and now you have an uneven playing field. Those determined to get guns will get them, but what about the rest? There are so many other statistics and variables involved. My whole point was, you are measuring the United State's cultural and our issues with your culture and your issues or lack thereof.

It is easy to say, hey, we don't have guns and we don't have near as many violent gun problems as you do, when you are you and not us. It is not so cut and dry.

I actually agree with much of what you are saying, but you are coming at this from a totally different angle and from a distance.

 

It's not because Bieber is just high impact and the United States is. People are annoyed with Justin Bieber because his music isn't very good and people can tell he's just another manufactured pop star.

The quality of his music is not the point. You asked why Canada doesn't have near as many haters as America. Canada is the kid on youtube with maybe a hundred views that nobody has heard of (obviously people have heard of Canada, not a perfect analogy, but the fact remains, low impact. Your presence in the world leaves a very miniscule footprint. Don't get me wrong, I love Canada). Maybe Bieber was a bad example, you have plenty of people who hate Elvis, The Beatles, Micheal Jackson, and yes, even the Red Hot Chili Peppers (especially back in the 90's when they were huge and everywhere). They're well known, though not for everybody. High impact. America is massive, loud, and hard to ignore.

 

Because guns are not cannabis. If I am in a gang, yes, I would know where to get a gun. But a lot of gun violence is not committed by gang members or people who set out to create gun violence, but because they have guns in the first place that violence occurs. If the shooter in Aurora had to go to an arms dealer, would he have? Would he even know where to go? And would he go that out of his way?

With the mass number of guns in this country, I don't think they will ever be very hard to find. At least not for a very, very, very long time. And if someone is sick and determined enough to murder a bunch of children, why wouldn't they go to great lengths to try to find guns? It is all just meaningless speculation, there is no way to know if he would have grabbed a knife and went Chinese psycho on those kids, if he would have gone for any number of other methods, or simply sought out a gun.

 

You can't compare a college kid smoking a joint to a guy going to an illegal arms dealer, it's two completely different things.

I wasn't comparing a college student smoking a joint to someone buying guns from an illegal arms dealer, and I think you are intelligent enough to realize I wasn't making that comparison. The point was, people sell contraband, and those who want it find out how to get it. 

 

Of course there is. Just like a country without cars is going to have a crazy low amount of automobile related deaths

I can see you are meaning this sarcastically, but I'm not getting it.

I didn't mean it sarcastically, I was agreeing with you. Introduce anything lethal into a culture, and you'll get deaths from it. The more of it you have, the higher number of deaths you can expect. Cause and effect. So it goes.

The world could do without guns, I'm not disagreeing with you. Too bad it isn't as simple for us as it is in Canada.

 

This is getting a lot more involved than I have time for. I had a simple point, and I feel like I made it.

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#616398
Topic
Did DKR warn us about recent "False Flag" shootings?
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zombie84 said:

I know it wouldn't work well with gangs, because they often use black market hardware anyway. But...do you guys actually know where to get guns on the street? Like, if there wasn't a store to buy a gun, I don't know where to get it. I wouldn't even know where to start. Do you just go up to some guy in a sketchy part of town and ask him if he knows someone who sells illegal weaponry? That seems implausible to me, but then I don't live in the US.

Dude, cannabis is illegal in the vast majority of the US. I have no freaking idea where to get it if I wanted some. Would I just walk up to some sketchy guy on the street and ask him if he has or knows anyone with pot for sale? I have no idea! But I do know that the state I live in has really high pot usage. I smell it while out for walks sometimes, I hear co-workers casually talk about it. It is out there, but I personally have no idea how to obtain it. Mostly because I am disinterested in obtaining it. However, if I wanted some, I am pretty sure I'd be able to find some.

Why would it be any different with guns? If I am the type that would commit armed crimes, I likely know others who are the same types, who are likely to know others, and there has to be a hook up in there someplace not too many degrees away.

 

...don't you think that there is a link there? You don't have to be a genius to see that one follows the other.

Of course there is. Just like a country without cars is going to have a crazy low amount of automobile related deaths.

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#616396
Topic
Did DKR warn us about recent "False Flag" shootings?
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zombie84 said:

It isn't ignorance when it's based on the existance of institutions, national policy, and daily encounters with individuals from said countries espousing those views. Again, I'm not saying every American is, for example, obsessed with guns. But as a nation...well, your country is obsessed with guns. That's based on the general cultural views you have as well as the existence--and widespread public support (it is a democracy after all)--of the national and state gun laws, as well institutions like the NRA, and also some really scary statistics. You have the highest gun ownership rate on the whole planet and one of the highest gun crime rate in most if not all of the western world. As a Canadian, the majority of my media is American--newspapers, television, and movies. I travel to the United States on a regular basis and have American family members.

It is still ethnocentrism. There are many cultural reasons for why Americans are the way they are, it isn't cut and dry, plain and simple, there is a lot of complexity to it. It is ignorance because you don't attempted to understand American thinking or the cultural and historical differences, rather you simply judge the hell out of it based on how unlike you we are.

 

But you hear of public shootings in the US all the time, and you don't hear of that anwhere else--I think you guys have actually become desensitized to it to not realize how bad it is.

There was a pretty big shooting in Switzerland a few years back, you'll hear of others from time to time. China has this crazy thing where lunatics run into schools with knifes and start slashing at children. America doesn't have a monopoly on senseless public mass target violence done by crazies. But yeah, it is obviously a problem here. However, saying we are desensitized to it is yet more ignorance on your part. You don't know how we feel about it. All you know is what our shitty over the top news media throws at you about it. Every time one of these shootings happen the next several days are usually pretty gut wrenching for us. You can't escape it, people sorrowfully talk about it where ever you go.

 

 

Why do you think there aren't "anti-Canadian" mentalities widespread across Europe?

Because Canada is a ridiculously low impact country. You guys don't really do anything or get involved in anything or export anything spectacular or noticeable. The important or notable things you do take part in go mostly unnoticed. As far as important players on the figurative Risk board of the world goes, Canada simply doesn't rank very high. During my years living in Europe you never really heard Canada's name mentioned. Once during my travels I mentioned a trip I took to Canada to an acquaintance and they asked me if it was a city or a state.

United State policies effect the world, in good and bad ways. The world gets billions from us in aid annually. Americans branch out all over the world providing benevolence and or stirring up trouble and anything in-between. Our movies, our television, our clothing, our restaurant chains, and our brand names are rammed down the world's throat, and a decent sized percentage of them are thrilled about this. America is extremely high impact. 

I don't have near as many people who hate and can't stand me as Justin Bieber has. I also don't have near as many people who absolutely adore me. I don't have masses of idiots ragging on my every move regardless of what I do, "Damn you Bieber for dating American pop star Salena Gomez!", "Damn you Bieber for dumping American pop star Salena Gomez!". Poor Bieber is doomed to piss people off no matter what he does, regardless of his actions, someone out there who likes him isn't going to like it. I get to dump, be dumped, make horrible or wise decisions with only an extremely small handful of people really caring about it or being impacted by it in any way.

Bieber is high impact, I am practically non-existent impact. No matter what America does, you'll find people who are going to absolutely hate it and others are going to absolutely love it. It'll be this way until America doesn't matter anymore. During my time living in Europe I ran into a lot of anti-America types, I even had a violent encounter with one. But I ran into even more who absolutely loved us. During my time traveling I ran into plenty of girls who were all over me for my accent and wanted to talk about what it was like in America and if things are really like they are on tv and in movies.

 

So, are you saying most of Canada is ethno-centric bigots? You see how the problem is. It's not my fault the United States does the things it does and happens to be right beside me to give me full knowledge of all this stuff. I wish it didn't.

No, not at all. I'm sure I never once used the word "bigot". And no, I'm sure not all Canadians are as ethnocentric as you. However, most people in most countries see the world through severe ethnocentricity. It is just how it works, it is rare to fine someone who sees the world beyond their own nose, and even then, even if they are really trying to be open minded, they are going to adhere to degree some ethnocentrism. Some are just a little bit better at hiding it than others.

In fact, I think it is impossible to escape ethnocentrism. After all, what standards do we have for seeing if not those we've been given? Green will forever be green to me, because it is the name given to it by my language and culture. Any other words for the same color will forever merely be a translation to me.

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#616345
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Last comic read
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The Walking Dead issue 105 was my favorite issue in a very, very long time. Three issues have come out since my previous post in this thread, in which I was kind of hard on the comic, the pace is definitely picking up. Totally failed at the waiting a few months to let them pile up thing, been reading month-to-month.

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#616324
Topic
Did DKR warn us about recent "False Flag" shootings?
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eth·no·cen·tric |eTHno'sentrik|
adjective
evaluating other peoples and cultures according to the standards of one's own culture.

 

eth·no·cen·tric·i·ty |eTHno'sentri'sity|
noun
characterized by or based on the attitude that one's own group is superior

 

The British have horrible teeth, the Polish are dumb as dirt, the French are a bunch of pansies and cowards, Russians are a bunch of fun loving drunks, Canadians are a bunch of fat docile but very friendly idiots who eat shit tons of bacon while guzzling beer and watching hockey, oh yeah, and they say "aboot" a lot and end every sentence with "eh", the Jewish are greedy and conspiring, the Irish are a bunch of mean alcoholics, the Scotts are a bunch of cheap ass skirt wearers, Australians are a bunch of bums, the Welsh men love their sheep in the biblical sense, Asians have tiny cocks but damn do they know their technology, Americans are fat religion obsessed gun lovers who are all secretly closet homosexuals, and so on.

 

All these stereotypes are born out of ethnocentrism. You'll find it on a global scale, you'll find it on these boards, you'll find it in your neighborhood, and you'll find it in the workplace. When you don't understand or see eye-to-eye with someone, then clearly, there is something really f-ed up about them and they obviously don't think right or see the world in the correct way. It's easy to look at someone with a different worldview or values or culture than yourself and roll your eyes and moan about how ignorant and ridiculous they are.

Zombie, a board member I generally find to be quite intelligent, has made an awesome victory in the name of ignorance here. Yay for close minded ignorant ethnocentrism!!! Wooooo!!!

 

And as far as creationism and intelligence goes, some of the smartest and most well educated people I have known have been creationists of one type or another. I don't think you can fairly mix intelligence and religious beliefs. One is fairly objective, and the other is completely subjective to ones culture and upbringing. Someone can be very highly educated and extremely intelligent and still feel a tendency to lean toward their culture's religious beliefs for comfort in the unknown and for meaning in life in general. Also, just because someone decides they believe in evolution and put their trust in science for answers, doesn't, by any means, mean they are the least bit intelligent. 


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#614901
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Dodecathlon (12-12-12)
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TheBoost said:

Warbler said:

I did have an account at okcupid.  never got me anywhere.  Anyway,  right now is not the time.   I need to lose weight and get more money. 

The second time I fell in love I was living in my car. 

When my wife deemed to marry me, i was the chunkiest I'd ever been and every cent I made went to school. Her wedding ring was $80. 

If I might presume to guess, you don't feel confident about yourself because you're concerned about wallets and waistlines. 

Sure there are women that wont dig you. There are some women who wont dig you if you're an adonis with a fancy car. But speaking as a guy that at best can be described as moderately handsome, more women like confidence than like 6-pack abs. Try to feel better about yourself, youre a human being, not a consumer product, and thats what women respond to. 

 

This is all very true.

I think it is getting even harder in our modern times. We've objectified women for so long, you'd like to think progress would mean we'd grow and stop seeing them simply as sexual objects. Sadly, I think as time goes on it is becoming more and more acceptable to objectify them, and in turn it is also becoming more and more acceptable to objectify men. Having discussions with women about Magic Mike has left icky feelings in my stomach. What is good for the goose is good for the gander, but I am of the school of thought that feels strongly that we should look beyond body image.

I don't want to have to feel like I need to look like a male super model in order to impress women, but the reality is, I don't. I am currently a good twenty pounds over weight, my hairline is beginning to forsaking me, and I am pretty close to broke most of the time these days. But still, I'd been able to manage to get a date pretty much anytime I've been in the mood for one, because I am not afraid to put myself on the line. TheBoost is right, confidence (even pretend confidence) as well as a good personality or a good heart will get you a lot farther than good looks and money.

You and I have interacted with each other a lot on these boards, as well and through email and PM, you're a really good guy and some woman would be very lucky to have you. It would be a shame for some lady to be deprived of that because you are too down on yourself to go out and find her. There are a lot of really worthless men out there, and you are not one of them. You owe it to woman kind to put yourself on the market. ;)

No, not every woman is going to flock to you and want to fight over you. But I promise, eventually, you'll come across someone smart enough realize she is looking at someone very worthwhile.

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#614895
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Pro/Anti Sports Discussion
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Warbler said:

CP3S said:

Warbler said:

 

some other idiot said:

 Star Wars is just dumb meaningless shit. It is a bunch of people watching a stupid movie, and even more people obsessing about them playing the stupid video games based on it.

 

CP3S said:

Some things are far more valuable and beneficial than others (obviously I am not talking about an SW marathon, or WoW here).

and when did I ever say there weren't things more important than sports? 

Never made a claim that you did. You just flipped my comment around and aimed it at Star Wars, and I posted a quote from myself taken from the same post of mine you quoted and flipped.

Though honestly, if I knew someone who had to have a Star Wars marathon every Monday night for a portion of the year, and screamed at their tv urging the characters to take certain actions, and cheering obnoxiously every time something good happened, then felt the need to make small talk about Star Wars at bars and in any other public places while wearing part of their favorite SW character's costume; beyond thinking they were one of the biggest, saddest losers I've ever encountered, I'd probably find them just as annoying as sports fans, maybe even a little more.

 

Warb, it is perfectly cool you and others like sports so much. I am really not judging you for it. It is just a cultural thing I can't wrap my head around and am often made to feel really awkward about. When I see posts like the one by georgec, someone who used to be into sports, kind of still is, but also kind of feels the way I do about them, it is hard not to want to respond because it is kind of exciting to hear from people who relate to me. The things said in this thread the last few days have been awesome to me, because in the real world people that feel this way are so far and few between (and tend to usually end up being kind of weird and/or anti-social, or the sort I don't relate to in any other way). It really isn't a judgement on you. I think you are taking it way to personally. I don't relate, I think it is really silly, and I like ranting about how silly I find it. But a lot of people I really love, care about, and get along with well are also big into sports. It's cool.

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#614809
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Dodecathlon (12-12-12)
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Warbler said:

I did have an account at okcupid.  never got me anywhere.  Anyway,  right now is not the time.   I need to lose weight and get more money. 

So do I. There is always something. If we all waited for everything to be perfect, we'd all be alone. I kind of like having someone to be poor and starving with, and to go for long brisk walks with.

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#614805
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Pro/Anti Sports Discussion
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Warbler said:

 

some other idiot said:

 Star Wars is just dumb meaningless shit. It is a bunch of people watching a stupid movie, and even more people obsessing about them playing the stupid video games based on it.

 

CP3S said:

Some things are far more valuable and beneficial than others (obviously I am not talking about an SW marathon, or WoW here).

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#614672
Topic
Ask a 'Merican! / Ask a Brit / Ask a (insert other nationality here)
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TheBoost said:

So Brits, when British actors do American accents, do they sound American to you? 

 

Bingowings said:

Sometimes.

They seem to be getting a bit better.

That awful Daleks In Manhattan episode of Doctor Who had some terrible travesty of a New Jersey accent that anyone with ears could tell was fake.

...

David Morrisey just reminds me of Elvis the Spider in The Walking Dead.

 

Haha, that is one of the things I love about Doctor Who, all the fake American accents. It says a lot about how much many Americans actually consider and pay attention to different accents when you can sit around watching with some friends and make a comment about how bad an American accent is and have them all look at you and say, "What do you mean? ... ... ... OH! Yeah, huh, I guess that probably is a little British kid or something, isn't it? Accent sounds fine to me, hadn't really thought anything of it." What?!

David Morrisey's Elvis impersonation is so ANNOYING. Kills the character for me.

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#614646
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Pro/Anti Sports Discussion
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timdiggerm said:

TheBoost said:

but I get weird looks for holding my annual "6 Star Wars Movies In A Day" marathon. 

That's just a matter of statistics. Whatever's most common is normal. Whatever's not very common is weird.

Objectively, they're of equal value.

No. Some things are far more valuable and beneficial than others (obviously I am not talking about an SW marathon, or WoW here). Somethings actually matter. Objectively, somethings people obsess over actually matter and mean something. Sports is just dumb meaningless shit. It is a bunch of people playing a stupid game, and even more people obsessing about them playing this stupid game.

It doesn't accomplish or achieve anything, other than raking in lots of cash. All it is is dumb, lucrative entertainment.

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#614640
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Pro/Anti Sports Discussion
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Bingowings said:

Sport related video games seem to me to be the most pointless creation in the universe.

So very agreed!

It's the primitive tribalism of it I resent the most.

Agreed again! Right there with you!

The sectarianism, the colours, the chants, the nationalism in miniature.

Still with you! Yeah!

I liked watching rugby but that was more out of anatomical curiosity than anything else.

Hell yeah, that... err... uh... Wait, what?

;)

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#614628
Topic
Dodecathlon (12-12-12)
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Bingowings said:

Warbler said:

I wish I had a true love : (

Go get her Warb.

Seriously, go get her!

 

sean wookie said:

The thing is I have a girlfriend. I'm talking to her right now on Skype. I met her on OKCupid.

 

PSYCHO_DAYV said:

THAT'S WHERE I MET MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO.

 

And I too am currently in an awesome relationship with a girl I met on OKCupid.

I think dating sites are lame, and felt like they were for people who couldn't get dates in real life. After ranting to a close female friend of mine about how I'm sick of only finding sort term flings and wish I could find someone who held my interest and I actually just really enjoyed spending time with, she forced me to make an OKCupid profile. Turns out that is how she met her husband (i.e. the bastard who stole her away from me because I didn't want her and who actually sounds ridiculously awesome, though I've never met him. It's never super awesome when the guy a girl rebounds from you on ends up being unbelievable cool and totally whisks her away and makes her far happier than you have ever seen her. But so goes my life).

It took almost a year after she first told me to make the profile before she finally convinced me to do it. I got a lot of interesting dates out of it, most of which were absolutely awful and confirmed my feelings about dating sites being for people who can't hack it socially in real life, but there were a few really cool ones that I had a lot of fun with, and one in particular who is freaking perfect.

There is no excuse for being lonely in this day and age, there are simply too many other sad and lonely people out there. It is all a matter of finding them. And to do that, you have to put yourself out there. Be that via bars, coffee shops, Church singles events, book clubs (met a really great girl at a book club once!), or online dating. You're not just going to bump into them while walking from your home to your car. Stop being lonely and make some other people a little less lonely too. Even bad dates can be a lot of fun, and they give you cool stories to tell your friends later.