C3PX

TV's Frink said:

*penny*

You know how you can keep track of left and right by making an "L" with your hands, and the hand that doesn't look like an "L" is the right hand?

I know. It was a very useful trick for me back in kindergarten.

*penny*

What does it mean if both hands look like an "L"?

You're holding one of your hands the wrong way. Make sure your palms are facing down when you try this trick, otherwise it doesn't work.

Davnes007 said:

*penny*

Should I use my Left hand, or my Right hand today?

If you are right handed, then sucess with the left hand can be a very rewarding experience. But in the end, this is a personal decision you must make on your own.

THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!

TV's Frink said:

No, I meant...um...I see what you did there.

When I was at third base you mean? Nothing, I usually had my eyes closed and just kind of let the hands wander. They're more likely to protest about the third base groping if you stop kissing them.

^Is that a typo?

No.

I like this guys artwork. So bizarre and morbid, but also very imaginative.

http://www.thefeejeemermaid.com/gallery1.htm

Found it while google image searching "monster", but could choose just one pic to post.

ferris209 said:

*penny*

C3PX, my new word of the week is THUNDERPICKLE!! Can you explain why?

I could. But I am trying really hard to keep this thread out of the X rated zone... I'll PM you the answer.

No, the government is sure to disappoint. I have it on good athority that it suffers from ED. 

"Women are meant to be loved, not understood." - Oscar Wilde 

"Just remember, as long as you don't hurt anybody, or talk badly about them, or take advantage of them, you'll always be disappointingly dull." - Eric Idle

^Two lessons 3PX wishes he would have learned when he was younger.

Wow, that first Star Fox poster is really cool, Ripplin.

Davnes007 said:

Speaking of 3rd base...

**penny**

If I owe taxes, will the government accept sexual favors in lieu of payment?

No, the government will put you in jail for bribery. And if you look as good as your avatar pic, the other inmates will accept sexual favors in lieu of dishing out beatings... if you're lucky.

TV's Frink said:

C3PX said:

TV's Frink said:

*penny*

Third base?

Groping her crotch. Or at least it was when I was kid. Only god knows what kids these days consider "third base".

*penny*

Two kids?

No kids.

TV's Frink said:

*penny*

Third base?

Groping her crotch. Or at least it was when I was kid. Only god knows what kids these days consider "third base".

TV's Frink said:

*penny*

Second?

What is

TV's Frink said:

*penny*

First?

Who is

vote_for_palpatine said:

See, and now you give Frink the first post on this page! People are going to think that was my real post!! Damn it all! DAMN IT ALL!!!

Please submit your inquiry in the form of a question.

vote_for_palpatine said:

C3PX -

1) Wasn't it a total dick move for TV's Frink to piggyback my question?

Yes, it was. Penny please.

What will become of this board if I displease Frink by ignoring his question?

He will shrivel up and die and the board will be free from his oppression.

Who needs either one of you?

No one needs Fink. He is my new arch nemesis, having replaced gaffer as my former arch nemesis who is now my forbidden love interest (hey, don't look at me, I don't write this stuff. I am just an actor). Everyone needs me. I am the backbone of the entire off topic section...

okay, okay, I am one of the off topic section's ribs, but they are still important.

2) Have you seen Sneakers? It's kind of dated now but it holds up pretty well.

Yes, I have. I own a few pairs in fact. I disagree with you though, I think they are absolutely timeless footware and hold up extremely well. Sometimes I wish my job permitted me to wear sneakers, but that is a bit unprofessional, so typically they are my weekend shoes.

Your total is 4 cents plus any applicable taxes.

TV's Frink said:

CP3S,

Same question.

Also, what happened to hot.like.CP3S?

Yes you do. That will be one penny please.

Hot.like.CP3S? No such thread ever existed to my recollection. Must have been an invention of the media. You owe me two pennies now.

vote_for_palpatine said:

C3PX-

Do I have to pay a penny first?

Yes you do. That will be one penny please.

Does anyone else feel athletes are being exploited?

Sir Umaveg the Brave is reported for football duty, Mr. Fink!

I meant that most of us have been offended by a Sean pic or comment at one point or another, and most of us have just got to the point where we ignore them. I don't blame you for being offended, it is a pretty upsetting image.

Just right click the seal picture and select show image, and you can see the whole thing. The new forum software doesn't allow for image sizes as large as the old forum software.

Hopefully this moment isn't a can of worms. If it is, Fink can tell me and I'll edit this post. I am sick right now and have all sorts of substances in my system, so maybe I am not thinking clearly. But it seems like a good idea at the moment.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Most-Epic-Pictures/post/270059/#TopicPost270059

The newbies are not use to Sean and his antics. Does anyone remember where he posted the baby seal being clubbed that got everyone offended? That was a fun thread, great candidate for the "LOL Moments" thread.

Uh yeah, so, changing the subject...

xhonzi said:

Left 4 Dead Co-op: 25%

What! You own L4D and you have only played 25% of it! The campaigns are short, you could beat the whole thing in just a few hours. It really isn't one of those games meant to be played to be beaten. It is all about the multiplayer experience. I have probably beaten every map on that game 50 times, and each time it was a completely different experience depending on the difficulty level and who I was playing with. When you are playing with real people is when it really shines. L4D is really more of a social thing. If you only ever played it off line on single player, then I can't imagine it being very enjoyable at all.

If you feel like making your way through the other 75% of that game sometime, I'd be glad to join you. Could probably get one or two of my friends to join in too.