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#267074
Topic
The Church of Raptor Jesus
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I am a Christian too. The raptor Jesus thing was an obviously a joke. Most of the captions were pretty lame and didn't make much sence, the one that said "Make way for the king" was pretty funny though and had me laughing pretty hard. I knew Nanner was Catholic, if it would have been posted by somebody who claims religion to be stupid or absurd, then I might have seen it as more of a slam. This is the thing about Christians you can make a few little jokes, and they don't get offended too badly. Had this been a bash against Islam, there would have been an uproar lso great you would think somebody insulted biscuit's mom.
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#267016
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Good-Bye
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
We had a female gynecologist leave us at the end of last year for simular reasons.


We did? Who was that?



Obi gee why en

Or however she spelled it. I am assuming they were a women, because all three times I accused her a being a forty year old woman she never once tried to argue against it. If she had been a man, he would have jumped jumped on me for accusing him of being female. She got offended because she felt we played to rough. I think Stinky and Rob hurt her feeling during the "I am ashamed to be an American" Pearl Harbor conversation. So she left to go spend her time at some more mature forum. Or so she said, in reality she made a goodbye thread and camped in it for the rest of the year.
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#267013
Topic
Avian Flu
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Shimy: "just look at what happened to the natives. you know some anthopologists are starting to theorize that the native population in north america was upwards of 40 million before columbus. disease such as small pox then traveled faster then the explorers and wiped out the natives throughout the continent before the europeans got there. so there you have it, thats what can happened. atleast with avian flu we get flus all the time so our bodies have some sort of resistance."

Yeah, that is what I meant by something like this being potentially worse than a nuclear attack. Didn't specifically mean the bird flu, just some genetically engineered virus.


Shimy: "HAHAHAHAHA no, avian flu really sucks cause it kills people that are middle aged and healthy. thats what the 1918 flu did. funny thing about sars, i think sars only killed elderly which is why it seemed alot worse then it was cause it had a crasy mortality rate. bhah stats can be used to support any idea known to man."

Ah, I developed my little theory during the sars thing when all the elderly were dying. I guess it doesn't apply to avian flu.

Very interesting posts Shim, what did you or are you studying for?
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#266966
Topic
The spoiler thread
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I got some more:

GEORGE LUCAS DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE (Hey, it is a spoiler, most people had to watch to watch all the way to Ep III to finally figure it out)
ROSEBUD IS A SLED (This one hasn't been mentioned before, right?)
THE OTHER BOB IS REALLY MEGABYTE
HE REALLY LOVES BIG BROTHER
THE TOAD DECKER FOUND IS REALLY A ROBOT
THERE WAS NO MINORITY REPORT, ALL THREE PRECOGS SAW DIFFERENT VISIONS
ARCTOR IS AGENT FRED ALL ALONG
DOUGLAS QUAIL HAD ALREADY BEEN TO MARS AND DIDN'T NEED AN IMPLANTED MEMORY
GORT IS THE REAL MASTER

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#266962
Topic
Good-Bye
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You need to learn the difference between certian forum members, and the community as a whole. You cousin posted to complain about the beautiful women thread, when an easy solution would have been for him simply not to open the beautiful women thread. I think Stinky was the offending person who responded by posting pictures of scantly clad women, this is something they we have all gotten use to from Stinky. I don't think anybody intended to run him off. If he was here for SW conversation, that would have been the place to stay. If you are so easily offended, I think the SW and Preservation section is a good place to be. Most of the offending material, I am assuming, takes place in the Off Topic section.

Video games have been a pretty hot topic lately, and plenty of the members here are gamers.

You say you don't like movies that much. And yes, there are a lot of film geeks around here, film preservation is one of the main points of this site. You seem to be really fond of the Thief and the Cobbler, if it had not been for this site do you think you would ever have heard of it in the first place?

We make jest at one another around here, but I don't think anyone seriously means to offend anyone else (well, most of us don't). Perhaps most of are not use to playing with kids who are very sensitive. We had a female gynecologist leave us at the end of last year for simular reasons. I guess we can get a little crass at times, but that is usually expected from adult male conversation (of which most of us are). It is not that we get extremely offensive. And I don't think anyone was trying to run you off. For the most part, you handled yourself pretty well in that thread (from what I can remember anyway). When someone tries to offend you, or you think they are trying to offend you, the best way over it is not to give them the satifaction of seeing you get in a huff about it.

Anyway Zig, don't know whether to take this Good-bye seriously. If the paint wars experience taught us anything, it is that what Zig says isn't the law. If you change your mind and decide to hang around, feel free. Oh, and if you feel the need to say good-bye again in the future, there are already at least five "I am leaving forever" sort of threads lying around. Might as well resurrect and pirate one of those.
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#266867
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
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Yeah, when you have something as popular as this that extends for as many years and through as many designers and programers as Zelda has been through, it is impossible to weave a tight story. Just like the Bond films. It is sometimes just better to sit down and enjoy them.

To contradict my above sentence,

When is Windwaker and Twilight Princess suppose to take place?
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#266821
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Yeah, obviously, but there are also some games that obviously follow-up with the same Link, like the Link in LoZ and AoL, the Link in ALTTP and LA, and the Link in OoT and MM. I'm still not sure if I accept Chaltab's reasoning (no offense). I would almost be tempted to believe that the Oracle games feature their own separate Link, although he seems to be somewhat experienced with adventuring by this point. But, if it is a different Link, I'm just curious to know if it fits anywhere with the timeline set for the rest of the series, or if it's not supposed to be thought about.

And, sorry, Chaltab, maybe he didn't know Zelda already. It's been five and a half years since I've played them (I need to play them again), so I forgot. But I have one more question for you. I've never played Minish Cap before, so what puts it as the very first Zelda chronologically? I'm just curious.

EDIT (to C3PX): Actually, the ALTTP and LA Link and Zelda were usually accepted to be predecessors to the original games, not a sequel. And, in turn, Ocarina of Time was considered a prequel to ALTTP. Also, Link's uncle isn't dead! They have this strange occurrence at the end of the game where everybody who died came back to life mysteriously. In fact, there's a screen in the ending of Link and his uncle standing in front of their house, sheating their swords, with the caption reading, "Your Uncle Recovers." This also occurs with the priest at Sanctuary and the King of Hyrule. I think it's a bit silly to have everyone come back to life, but what are you going to do?


Ah, the reasoning for me to have The first Zelda game come before A Link to the Past, is that Impa is a very old woman. In Ocarina of Time she is very young. They could be the same Impa, who has lived to be very old and served her whole life taking care of the princesses of Hyrule. Or it could be a grand daughter who was named after her grandmother. If you push her too far down the timeline, the continueing of the name Impa gets a little far out there, new Links and Zeldas ever generation is a little more believible. However you have the problem of Gannon being stuck in the dark world, where you find him in A Link to the Past, so I admit, it probably works better to ALttP come after Ocarina. Not to mention, Ocarina more or less tells the back story we read about in the manual for ALttP about the gods creating Hyrule and Ganondorf having been a king of theives.

And about Link's uncle comming back, it has been a long time since I played ALttP but now that you mention it I remember the uncle on the porch with Link at the end. I have read the Nintendo Power comic book (in which Link's uncle's death is made very clear) countless times and I often mix up story elements from the two with out thinking.


EDIT: Oh, and I heard that the Oracle games were originally suppose to be remakes of the two NES games, this would explain why Impa meets you at the beginning of one of them. But I think they abandoned that idea. Having not played them, I can't really say where they should fit into the timeline, but based on what I have heard about them, they could probably fit in with the NES games. I have not played them, but since I have a gameboy and they can be bought quite inexpensively now, I might have to go pick one up sometime soon. Chaltab, which one would you suggest, seasons or ages? Or which one is suppose to take place first chronologically? This is why I never bought them before, because there where two and I never knew which to get. If there would have been only one of them to start with, I think I would have bought it long ago. The two games at once reminded me to much of the Pokemon thing.
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#266816
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
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Back in my day... we didn't have these fancy graphics and Wiimotes... Compact disc? Ha! We used cartriges, and we liked it.

Sorry.

I always had it figured out like this:

Ocarina of Time

Mojora's Mask (for the young Link time line only)

The Legend of Zelda (new Link. Link meets Impa for the first time and sends him on the quest to rescue Zelda)

The Adventures of Link (Impa tells Link the Lengend of Zelda and that he is the hero of the triforce indicated by the triforce symbol on the back of his hand)

A Link to the Past (new Link. Lives with his uncle and know little about his parents. Zelda telepathically communicates with him in the middle of the night with a cry of help because she has been locked in the palace dugeon by the evil wizard. This part is definately the beginning of a new story, there is no way you could possibly make ALTTP a continuation.)

Link's Awakening (this has always been considered the sequal to ALTTP. It was originally written this way. Link saved Hyrule, his uncle is dead, so he goes off in search of more adventure and excitment. The instruction manual mentions this.)


Now with all these new games, I can see the timeline getting muddled. In The Adventures of Link they mention the decree that all first born female babies born the royal family of Hyrule are to be named Zelda. So this explains why there are so many Zelda's. The A Link to the Past comic adaption mentions the heros of Hyrule and that Link is a decendant of them. So I guess if you consider each one is related to each other and that every generation there is a boy named after Link, the first of the great heros of Hyrule. And that while there are numerous kids named Link, the games are only based off of the ones that have exciting things happen in their lives.

You really have to stretch some things to make them fit together. Perhaps the best explaination would have been that it is a legend and that these are different retellings of the same legend. The forumla is almost the same for each major game. Or an even better explaination is that they are just games, get over it, pick up a controller, and have some fun.


EDIT: Just thought I would mention, for those of you who have never played the very first Zelda game, it is still really fun to play. There is a freeware PC port availible under the name of "Zelda Classic" it has the option to use Super Nintendo style graphics for those who can't stand the old blocky NES figures. It is a very small file, works great on modern computers, and the game loads fast and can even be run in a window. I would recomend it over solitare for those lazy moments on the computer when your mind just doesn't seem to want to get any work done and your mouse constantly finds its way to the games folder in the star menu.
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#266812
Topic
The spoiler thread
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"SNAPE KILLS SEPHIROTH"

Whos is Sephiroth and who is River, both of whom this Snape fellow has killed.

KIRK DIDN'T DIE ON BOARD THE ENTERPRISE B HE WAS SUCKED INTO THE NEXUS

TRIP DIES

PICARD ISN'T CRAZY, Q IS JUDGING MANKIND AGAIN

VOYAGER MAKES IT HOME

THE OTHERS HAVE THEIR OWN VILLAGE

THERE ARE TWO ISLAND

SAWYER NEVER HAD A PACE MAKER INSTALLED

THE WRITERS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ON THAT ISLAND

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#266745
Topic
The spoiler thread
Time
Originally posted by: ReverendBeastly
Originally posted by: C3PX
"DECKARD IS A REPLICANT"

Uh... okay. In the book he certainly isn't, and in the original cut of the movie he certainly isn't, the director's cut hints at it because it was an interesting questioned posed in the book, but it was really a dumb idea to suggest it in the movie. If he is suppose to be a replicant, he is a damn pathetic one.



Ridley Scott has said that he shot the film with it in his mind that Deckard is a replicant.

Also, Sean, this is, to me, a very amusing thread and probably the only worthwhile thread you've ever started. Back-handed compliment? Yeah, but still, well done.




Really? I remember the one interview that ends with him saying that Decker is a replicant, but then he laughs in such a way you are not sure whether to take him seriously or not. When and on/in what was this interview? I am very interested to read it now.


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#266727
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
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"Is it supposed to make any sense? Any ideas? "

No, it is suppose to make money. It used to be that everytime a Zelda game came out you knew you would go out and buy it the first chance you got (well, that is not including those CD-i things that nobody knew existed. But I bet had they not been so obscure, most of us would have bought them right away and a CD-i, then been sorely disappointed). For the last few years it seems they have been spitting them out left and right. I honestly have no idea how many Zelda games there are now. As a fan from the beginning, this is something I never thought I would say. I waited patiently for A Link to the Past - Mojora's Mask, and now I hardly even care any more. They used to all be made with time and care, now they realize people will buy them no matter what. Some of you here have said Windwaker is pretty good. I may have to get a Cube and try it out sometime. With the quality of Mojora I wasn't sure what to think when I heard they were making a new one, then when I saw the graphics I was very unimpressed. It is not that I didn't try it because I was close minded about the graphics, I just didn't expect it to be very good and I had never upgraded to a GameCube.

Concerning the two oracle games, the fact that two very simular Zelda games with very simular names came out at the exact same time indicates that it was a quick money job to capitalize on the Zelda name.
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#266719
Topic
The spoiler thread
Time
"DECKARD IS A REPLICANT"

Uh... okay. In the book he certainly isn't, and in the original cut of the movie he certainly isn't, the director's cut hints at it because it was an interesting questioned posed in the book, but it was really a dumb idea to suggest it in the movie. If he is suppose to be a replicant, he is a damn pathetic one.

"THE ANSWER IS 42"

I wouldn't consider this a spoiler. The answer is there all along really. The ture spoiler would be if you told us the question. Unfortunately this is something we are all destined to die without ever even coming close to finding out.

"GANDALF DIES(AND IS REBORN)"

Not sure if reborn is the right word to use here.

"SPOCK DIES"

You forgot to mention that he was reborn. Also you could have added that Data dies, but that movie kind of sucked.

"DUMBLEDORE DIES(SNAPE KILLS HIM)"

Damn. Now that is a spoiler. Now ten years from now when they finally make the 6th movie, I am not going to get the shock of my life when Dumbledore tells Snape to kill him so that the followers of he who shall not be named will believe Snape is really one of them. That will suck. I think.

Oh, and you forgot to mention

THEY WERE ALL LIVING IN MODERN TIMES BUT IN A WILD LIFE PRESERVE TO ESCAPE FROM SOCIETY

Oh and

"WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN"

What the hell? I don't watch near enough TV.

Oh, oh, one more!

'TO SERVE MEN' WAS NOT AN OATH, IT WAS A COOKBOOK









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#266701
Topic
To those who bought the Limited Edition Lord of the Rings DVDs...
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I have seen bits of each extended version, but I have never sat down to watch them straight through. Just don't have the attention span for it. I have actually though about splitting all the movies up into pretty much equal segments, doing some minor re-editing to make them match the pace and order and tension of the book a little more closely, slapping an opening on each one and end credits and making it into a Lord of the Rings TV series. I figured forty minute episode would be more suited for my personal viewing style. And I think there would be a certian charm to it.
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#266700
Topic
The new Evil Dead!
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"Patrons in the "Splatter Zone" Should be prepared to have a BLOODY GOOD TIME... and dress accordingly."

Whoa, that is cool, those would be the seats to have. Imagine taking a date to that and not telling them what they are in for. Not staring Bruce Campbell makes it loose a bit of its charm I think, but it would still be cool to see. I would love to hear the score. Is it sold anywhere?