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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8ZeZJqOE0

TV’s Frink said:

I can’t figure out if he doesn’t know Wook is a mod (5% chance), if he doesn’t understand what “backseat” means (24% chance), or if we don’t understand what he’s trying to say (70% chance).

There’s also a 1% chance I’m imagining this entire forum and it doesn’t actually exist.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Okay, I’ve actually found the worst possible lightsaber design. It’s absolutely abysmal. I bet no one can top this one in abject atrociousness.

I guess it could have been even more silly if he had rotating nippleblades.

Okay.

Darth Id said:

I’m still puzzled by the suggestion of these so-called “thinks in the sink.”

Thoughts don’t rhyme with sink.

I think Frink should put thinks in his bathroom sink and talk about or show photos in the TV’s Frink Sink thread. We could suggest things he could put there.

Sorry Warb my phone connection is slow so from its perspective It sent that before your link to your thread.

https://youtu.be/HDl0G-RmbVI

“Say ‘what’ again! I dare you! I double dare you motherf***ker! Say ‘what’ one more goddamn time!”

“YOU COLD-BLOODED BASTARD, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF IT. I LIVE TO SEE YOU EAT THAT CONTRACT, BUT I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE I’M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GOD-DAMN SPINE!!!”

You gunna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob, With no fucking teeth …

Blue or Red.

All other colours are silly

Jetrell Fo said:

starwarsfan235 said:

Jetrell Fo said:

starwarsfan235 said:

Jetrell Fo said:
This shit just ADDS more crap onto a ton of crap that’s already here.

Jetrell Fo’s posts summarized, by Jetrell Fo.

You chicken shit. You can’t even own up to who you are? Fucking granny panty wearing ingrate. Own your identity or get the fuck out!!! You’re a fucking coward.

Does someone need a snickers bar?

Fucking coward. Come on, show yourself, I dare you.

Hi

https://youtu.be/7vGAa4Fdww8

When I think of how supportive and sympathetic we can be here, it is sad to see the mood dip a bit. There is more to life than Cha Cha heels. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpYTkavEt20

Possessed said:

Owen Moverman shot the messenger.

But he didn’t shoot the deputy.

I’m on a choo choo train.

The Dianoga could have the face of Snoke. Han could be freaked out by this and say “Snokes, why did it have to be Snokes?”.

TV’s Frink said:

When Hitler finally passes away I’m not gonna be hoping he rests peacefully.

I’ll tell him to come back as a ghost and shout at your pets then.

I have seen a heck of a lot of mock-ups from the past used as title images for YouTube videos. Moth3r suggested that the endor moon could be the real death star replacement weapon and quite a few shots in TFA looked like ideas posted for revisited etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSKuxVNBC34

When Tarkin says “Fear will keep the local systems in line” the line could be altered so he suggests a series of common phobias (using clips from other movies). Fear of spiders, fear of a gigantic hound, fear of the undead, fear of Adolf Hitler (I’m just guessing his films mention these things).

There is no Cherry Coke in space.

That’s a lot of red circles on the off topic front page.

The Straight Story and Elephant Man aren’t even that strange. They are pure Lynch though.