Anakin Starkiller

The way society treats porn in general as some sort of taboo is really problematic.

Fanfiction can be very hit or miss. The author has to really have the same taste as you and also be an actually competent writer, although that second point is a bit looser with smut, which is the only reason I ever bother with fanfiction.

I take it back. Even well rested I still feel disinterested with everything.

In TRoS, Kylo’s mask is painted baby blue and pink and everyone addresses Kylo Ren as Lauren Kai, with female pronouns. None of this is ever addressed, of course.

Irrelevant anecdote: When I was a kid my cousin told me that all Sith were ex-Jedi and that Sifo Dyas was Sidious, who faked his own death right before TPM.

You should post that to the headcanon thread.

Yeah, I think Dooku in TPM would be great. Sifo Dyas is totally a play on Sidious though.

You’re not alone. You just described me too. I’m not sure the sleep deprivation was the only reason for my earlier feelings today.

Give him a beret just to make it extra confusing.

I feel so goddamn empty. I just feel completely indifferent to anything and everything. Nothing brings me joy.

Wait a minute, I’m just sleep deprived!

I’d say that’s a very poor choice of comparison frame.

Or a means of proving himself worthy of the throne after doubt had been cast onto him. Maybe someone accused him of nasty things on Twitter. 😆

It’s interesting idea, but it’d be a bit much to have two characters revealed to be relevant monarchs in the same film.

Scott Pilgrim

I just saw Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with my family yesterday. Did not like it.

I’m in agreement with Dahmage here. Oojason, I appreciate your dedication to preventing the sale of fanedits, but you’re hijacking this thread for something completely unrelated.

I always knew OT was crawling with Australians.

I couldn’t care less about the MCU.

ScottZill, you do realize there are other threads on this site.

Eh, I’d rather old man Ewan. It’s a lot less footage to replace and Guinness would probably have preferred his involvement be forgotten anyway.

Lando has half of his face burned off escaping the second Death Star in RotJ so Billy Dee Williams can finally become Two-Face in TRoS.

When Luke introduces himself to the droids in ANH, he should call himself Luke Lars.

When Obi-Wan tells Luke about his father, he should spell out his father’s name was Anakin Skywalker and thus his name is actually Luke Skywalker.

I was literally just praising this idea someone else suggested on the headcanon thread. I think it’s a great idea.

Be sure to have Darth Vader and the emperor proclaim a bunch of sieg heil’s too.

TFA had practically that in one shot.

Oh Death Star II makes perfect sense from an in-universe perspective. It’s just really lame from an out-of-universe one.

lol

That’s because he’s the narrator, dummy.

Attempted murder?

That makes so much sense! I always found it strange Vader wouldn’t discover an child named Skywalker living with his relatives. This at least takes one part of the equation out. Still, nobody in the film mentions the name Skywalker until that line, including Obi-Wan, so this would’ve had to have happened offscreen, which I suppose it plausible.