Anakin Starkiller

And then he melts.

Is it just me or has this thread run its course? Rather, I feel like we keep suggesting things because we can and not because we should, resulting in quantity over quality. Maybe I’m just projecting. I’ve stopped posting suggestions here when I noticed I was doing that. I prefer waiting for the real gems, you know? No need to clutter the thread with “random = funny”. But hey, that’s just me. Maybe I should just unsubscribe.

Every new trailer gets me so giddy!

The locked planets appear to be Ilum, Jakku, Coruscant, Mustafar, and Exegol.

The one that always gets me is that bit where he runs around Vader. It’s cringey as hell.

Yeah, I don’t see the issue. That actually sounds really nice.

So I’ve seen a few attempts at replacing the dialog for the climactic reveal in the star destroyer hangar and it always falls flat, so I was wondering if maybe we could cut that exchange completely?

Concerning female Palpatine, they actually considered making Snoke female (I wish they had).

I love th idea of Scott the Woz 3PO.

Adywan had the right idea in just recutting the duel to make it seem faster-paced and better-constucted.

No, I still think reshooting it in full like SC38 is the way to go, they just did a bad job of it.

That’s a baseless connection to make.

Stray Cats moment (this was made in the 80s).

Want me to send you some modern pop music that sounds like it was made in the 80s?

Replace every “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” with “dattebayo”.

Tbf, I can think of at least one particular shot of SC38 Reimagined that I like enough to include in my personal cut of the film. It’s no surprise that it’s one of if not the only shot where the camera isn’t moving and there’s no lense flares (okay well it does have some - hopefully they can be removed). Shots like that can be helpful, but alas they are few and far between.

Except Kylo does not serve Palpatine. He literally tells Rey “I have other plans” and asks for her help in defeating him on the hangar.

For once I have to agree with TestingOutTheTest here. While I get Kylo sorta in a sense cooperates with Palpatine briefly, it’s a far cry from the master/apprentice dynamic we’re used to.

Granted that has absolutely nothing to do with the mask so I have absolutely no idea why Testing brought it up. It’s a good argument for a completely different debate.

I really hate it when people think the 1980s was the pinnacle of music and that 2010s/2020s music is the nadir of music.

They’re hardly wrong though, at least in terms of popular music. There’s good music in every decade but in terms of what most people listen to I’ll take 80s rock and pop over 10s and 20s hip hop any day.

Oh wow, I skimmed through so fast I didn’t even see act on instinct had already mentioned my point.

Does anyone remember the mockup, probably by Paja, that had Palpatine kill the younglings instead? Just mute the word “Skywalker”, replace the shot of Anakin with a shot of Papa Palpy, and change the color of his lightsaber, and voila. This lets you keep the pretty essential scene of the attack on the Temple with Anakin killing literal children.

This month has been nothing but pure agony for me. I feel no passion for anything at all. I’m just an empty husk sitting at a computer with nothing to do on it, just waiting for my misery to end.

CaptainFaraday said:

Add the Simon and Garfunkel song “Baby Driver” to the theatrically soundtrackless podracing scene, to tie the concept of racing to foreshadowing Anakin and Padme’s relationship in the next two films.

Wait, Simon and Garfunkel wrote a song based on a 10s heist blockbuster? Next you’re gonna tell me they did a cover of Hazy Shade of Winter or something.

I went for a walk but it was really hot outside so I wanted to have a shower when I got home, but low and behold, there’s a blanket soaking in the bathtub that needs to stay there overnight. No shower for me.

JackNapier said:

SparkySywer said:

Every time I see a political compass meme I die of cringe and have to convince God to let me back here

What is a political compass meme?

What I keep posting in #politics on my Discord server, to Sparky’s continuous dismay.

fmalover said:

As an outsider, I really wish America got on with the times and embraced the metric system. I always have to pull out a calculator and convert units whenever they talk about feet, inches, yards and miles or pounds for weight whenever I’m watching educational videos.

Forget metric, those weirdos can’t even understand the concept of medicare. They just shout commie whenever it’s brought up.

Behold

JackNapier said:

Replace ROTS’ soundtrack with a combination of I am Machine by Three Days Grace and their album One X, in order to really give it that edgy feel.

Not Three Days Grace, but what about Paralyzer for Order 66?

I use YouTube, as it’s the only place that has all the soundtracks I listen to, but even then out of the house on YouTube Music you still get screwed over by half the songs not giving a license to stream them offline. Seriously, is there any service where you can listen to any song you want offline? Then again, it’s not like phone has enough room to store it all.