Anakin Starkiller

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

I wasn’t being mean to any group. They were being mean to me and I didn’t bail when I had the chance, though I did try. I guess next time I’ll just have to try hard. No use fighting a losing battle. You only dig a deeper grave.

Finally got banned from a Discord server I’d been on for years. They grew tired of my wrongthink. Why are woke people so mean?

I unironically want Qui-Gon in Jonh’s scene and have since the beginning, since I really wanna frame it as the finale to the entire Saga.

Anyway, break into Lucasfilm’s archives to obtain TRoS deleted scenes, but give up and come home with only NSYNC’s deleted AotC cameos.

We’ve all heard the song. Besides, he’s obviously a Timelord.

Just saw The Lighthouse. Completely nonsensical. Total waste of time.

Can someone explain to me why the additional shots of Mustafar have been mirrored?

Great ideas, Peter Pan! I’m especially a fan of the third one. It recontextualizes Jar Jar in an interesting way without needing to change his character at all. You could make the battle the opening scene right after the crawl.

Really don’t like the first though. Maul having a button for the shield generators on his wrist is dumb on several levels, as it Qui-Gon sacrificing himself to deactivate it some Obi-Wan can kill Maul instead of just killing him himself.

So let’s avoid the repetition of a second Death Star…by leaving it in?

Obviously a crappy quality video but it works fine as proof of concept for a totally doable (if time-consuming) change. My question is why you’d give him a lightsaber in the first place, and I think the only answer is to make him a Jedi. That poses the question of how you would achieve that in the rest of the films.

Having Qui-Gon go against the Jedi Code, be gay, and have an affair with Darth Maul is all certainly possible, but somehow it just feels like several bridges to far for me.

Subtitles are indeed the easy way out. Not like the French dubs are anything impressive. I’d love to redo them with proper accents.

I’m just using straight Blu-Ray rips in 1080p stereo (2011 editions for I-VI) as it stands. I’ve been trying to preserve the Spanish and French audio tracks too (sorry Portuguese but you weren’t in my copies of the Sequels) but it’s a pretty big obstacle for dialog changes, especially since I don’t speak Spanish.

Really, it’s all in a name that won’t be uttered onscreen, so it doesn’t really matter. My current story is that the planet is named Ajan Kloss and Onderon is the same planet, much like how I have Jakku as another name for Tatooine. In Jakku’s case I’d like to make it explicit onscreen if possible, however, as it’s a location relevant to the rest of the Saga.

I don’t really know and I don’t really care. In theory, there should be stereo mixes for all nine films.

To go with Qui-Gon’s explanation of midi-chlorians, include the opening montage from Trainspotting in TPM to establish Obi-Wan’s crippling heroine addiction.

Indeed they do.

My laptop has been shedding silica gel all semester and now one bead finally got stuck in the headphone jack, so I can’t listen to the audiobook I need for class, and when I try installing it on my phone it says my Audible library is empty. Honestly, fuck Audible. I’ve been very underwhelmed by their service. They charge you a membership fee like it were a streaming service but only let you have one book per month. What a fucking scam.

Do you not believe in atoms then?

You’re right, I believe in what I’ve been told is demonstrably true as opposed to anecdotally true.

Well while we’re on the topic of George Lucas cameos, you could always rotoscope this in.

Never say never. Nobody thought they would stumble into lost media in Romanian salt mines but it happened. We didn’t always know the cause of the dinosaurs’ extinction either. I think using the fate of the Maya as an example of something we’ll never known is questionable.

I wish I had a faith, but alas, I cannot believe was isn’t in front of me.

Absolutely. And yet I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d praise it if a fan did it.

I miss when life had a sense of mystery. Now I feel like I know everything (obviously not literally) and whatever I don’t know is just a quick search away. There’s something different about being a kid. The world seems wider and brighter. Now it feels so small and dark.

I miss when life had a sense of mystery. Now I feel like I know everything (obviously not literally) and whatever I don’t know is just a quick search away. There’s something different about being a kid. The world seems wider and brighter. Now it feels so small and dark.