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Anakin Starkiller

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#1464752
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Unusual <strong>Sequel Trilogy</strong> Radical Redux Ideas Thread
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Ooh I like that. Idk why but the original (him throwing it over his head) makes it out to be more of a joke than it should be.

It’s a joke that lands really well though. It doesn’t really detract from the overall tone of the movie. I prefer that take to this one but I can see how some people would prefer this one since it’s less jokey and dismissive. It’s worth noting in slow-mo, so the speed will need to be adjusted.

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#1463341
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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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Okay so yesterday we finally got the all-clear from the provincial government to continue our 10 person activities until Christmas and it was such a relief and now just today my relatives announce they’re cancelling over covid so no party anyway. It’s unbelievably frustrating to cancel something that’s been in the works for weeks two days before.

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#1463227
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If you could change one thing about every movie, what would it be?
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Ben has Skywalker blood and Rey takes on the name Skywalker.

ROTS: Put all the deleted scenes back in.

Even this one?

TFA: Snoke is Plagueis (just for the heck of it.)

Groan

TLJ: DJ stays with the good guys the whole time

At the point you pretty much have to rewrite his entire character including even his name (it’s short for Don’t Join).

TROS: New script

That’s not one change.

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#1462996
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Star Wars: <strong>The Rise Of Skywalker</strong> Redux Ideas thread
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Looks like a blanket tint to me.

And even if the lightning and lightsabers are isolated, mixing red and blue like that may become a seizure hazard so gotta be careful. Someone did a mockup of it on Reddit. I guess you could make it seizure-safe by leaving the background lightning flashes red or something close to it, but that would be kinda weird. If you make all lightning red this isn’t an issue and the only thing blue would be the lightsabers. Personally, I think making all lightning red across the series would be nice to color coordinate with the Dark Side using red lightsabers.

Okay, I understand, you guys don’t want red Exegol, you want red lightning. That’ll teach me to post before reading.

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#1462511
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Worst Edit Ideas
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BedeHistory731 said:

Add the wipe sound from the Lego Star Wars games every time an optical wipe happens in the movies.

Kinda curious what this would look like, tbh. Not a terrible idea. Still probably bad, but who know.

Eyepainter said:

JackNapier said:

Replace every lightsaber sound effect with a loud sexual moan and a moist slapping sound. Also replace Darth Sidious with David S Pumpkins.

Don’t forget to add saxophone music to the fights. The circle would never be complete without it.

Return of Epic Sax Guy?

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#1461310
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Share your good news!
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Yeah, I’ve learned my lesson. I know “I’ll think it over” usually means no but the way she reacted seemed so positive. Alas, she gave me a clear “no” the next day.

I’ll take this conversation to the bitching thread to avoid bringing the mood down. On the bright side, I’ve made new friends this semester, including one pretty close one!