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Adamwankenobi

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#171719
Topic
Have you guys seen that Comcast commercial?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/171719/action/topic#171719
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Originally posted by: skye_solo
LOL, yeah a group of movies Lucas refuses to admit existed in his mind at one time probably have a better likelihood of being made than Indy 4! Not gonna happen...course I'll still go see it. I saw the prequels, so I'll of course go so low as to see the death of the Indy franchise. At least it should be funny. Better than that lame Into the Blue and other such sorry excuses for American cinema nowadays.


Well, look at it this way. With the PT, you went into it with high hopes, and were greatly disappointed. Maybe, since you will go into Indy 4 will very low hopes, you will be pleased.

Maybe.
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#171622
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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/171622/action/topic#171622
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[offical statment from the currently non-commissioned A.W.K., INC.™©®]
The non-commissioned A.W.K., INC.™©® does not expect its owner, the illustrious Adamwankenobi, to receive any special treatment for the company's endorsement of WARBLER., INC.™©®. Its propaganda is intended only as a show of its support of the re-commisioning of WARBLER., INC.™©®
[/offical statment from the currently non-commissioned A.W.K., INC.™©®]
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#171610
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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/171610/action/topic#171610
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Originally posted by: ricardo
the thing was it wasn't because yours was open. imho, it was because so many others opened after yours.


No other compaies should be allowed other than Warb's and DAYV's. People can only join one or the other. Jay needs to add that rule to the forum rules.

And, as I said, mine wasn't intended as a company, but as my WARBLER., INC.™©® propaganda.
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#171542
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YIYF's Long Bridge Club
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/171542/action/topic#171542
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I'm not going to post in AWK's fake WARBLER., INC.™©® thread in the hope that it drops off the page very quickly, and Warbler has requested that nobody post in his thread, but I just wanted to make it known that, in answer to AdamWanKenobi's suggestion that former WARBLER., INC.™©® employees such as myself may wish to join his new company, I would rather sit in a tank full of hungry eels with pieces of fish food stuck to my scrotum while a naked Saddam Hussein straddles my face than join an organisation headed by, or indeed one that has anything to do with, AdamWanKenobi. AWK., INC.™©® stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War.


Is it worse than the smell of melted boot plastic mixed with the smell of fertillizer?

(A cookie if you catch that reference)
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#171539
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What you're reading now: EU style
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/171539/action/topic#171539
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Originally posted by: battlewars
luke couldve handled the truth


ROTFLMAO!!! That just made me think of an "alternate" version of their conversation about his father! This is a modified version of one I posted here before, but funnier. Can you imagine if that exchange took place between Obi-Wan and Luke went something like this:

Luke: How did my father die?

Obi-Wan: (Says his response from ANH)

Luke: (looks at Obi-Wan suspiciously)

Obi-Wan: (stares at Luke with a sad face)

Luke: I want the truth!

Obi-Wan: You can't handle the truth!

(the two set there is silence for a moment taking occasional glances at each other)

Obi-Wan: Oh, ok. The truth is, your father is Darth Vader. He killed the majority of the Jedi with that very lightsaber you hold in your hands. He also intended to kill your mother, who died of a broken heart, by the way.

Luke: (his jaw drops and he just stares at Obi-Wan in awe)

Obi-Wan: Soooooo..... to make a long story short, he and I got in a horrific lightsaber duel on Mustafar, a lava planet. I wen there with the intention to kill him. But..., wel, I didn't.

Luke: (keeps looking at Obi-Wan with the same expression)

Obi-Wan: Well... we fought and I chopped both of his legs and his only remaining human arm off, before I watched him catch on fire and burn, before I left him for dead on the side of a lava river. (Looks at Luke with a very uncomfortable expression)

Luke: (with his same expression of awe...) YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (Ignites lightsaber and slic3s Obi-Wan in half, and proceeds to join the Dark Side, join Darth Vader, kill him, kill Palpatine, and take over the galaxy.)

THE END.