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ADigitalMan

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#303857
Topic
Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy Holidays
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My first reaction to the thread title was to be upset. My second reaction is "what the hell, I'll play ball."
I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs...
They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday...
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season
In India, I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about...
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog, and eat some beef
and pass it to the missus
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And fucking celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin...
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin...
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake...
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say...

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say...
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too...
Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
Post
#303773
Topic
The Dark Knight (Batman Begins Returns Again)
Time
Next on FOX: "When Marketing Venutres Go Bad ..."

This prologue is exclusive to IMAX, yet millions of fans will settle for YouTube quality. It's not that people can't tell or don't appreciate the oceanic difference in quality, it's that the fan base has a MASSIVE jones for any footage from this movie. Not everybody lives near an IMAX theatre. Even fewer would shell out the extra coin for an IMAX movie. Even fewer will want to shell out the extra coin to see an IMAX movie featuring The Fresh Prince as the Last Human On Earth just to get a six minute cock-tease of one of the most anticipated films of 2008. It's like putting the Episode 1 trailer before Meet Joe Black. While not as egregious as The Police reuniting and then charging $250 for nosebleed seats, ensuring that only scalpers and uptight yuppies get to see them perform, this is the same in principle.

I want to see the TDK prologue pretty damn badly. But this IMAX deal really twists my Bat-nipples.
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#303553
Topic
Jericho
Time
In my Gmail inbox today ...
Hi there,

I'm writing to you because you were part of the group of fans that helped save Jericho by sending nuts, email, letters, calling and all kinds of other great things. It's still hard to believe that we won the fight.

I haven't seen you around the board for awhile -- maybe you've been there and I've just missed you -- but I wanted to let you know that Jericho Season 2 has a time slot and premiere date: Tuesday, Feb. 12th, at 10pm.

And now the fight for Season 3 begins! We have only 7 episodes -- a short 7 weeks -- to convince CBS that Jericho deserves a Season 3. We need all Rangers to help.

We are gathering at this thread http://jerichoboard.cbs.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=1&nav=messages&webtag=CBSMBJericho&tid=19308 for strategies on how we might win. Please join us. Let's do it again!

g aka starfire101

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#303551
Topic
Rankings
Time
In 2005 we saw Roger Waters take the stage with Pink Floyd.

Last night we saw Led Zeppelin reunite.

I hold out a candle of hope that Protestants, Catholics and the Orthodoxy will one day all reunite into one true Apostolic Church.

So I'm optimistic all our old friends can indeed return and get along just fine.

Except AWK. Fuck him.
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#302266
Topic
The Dark Knight (Batman Begins Returns Again)
Time
That's what I liked about Rachel in BB. She was doing her own thing, uncovered Crane's secret, got gassed, got rescued, and from there helped get the antidote to Gordon. Much better than getting kidnapped/saved a la Vicki Vale/Chase Meridian/Mary Jane Watson. The character was pretty darn good. Wish she'd been played by Rachel McAdams all along, though. I'm not much more impressed with Maggie G than I am with Katie. They're not terrible actresses, but they are kinda meh. Like Twister said ... B actress surrounded by A talent.