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ADigitalMan

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Post
#304163
Topic
Celebrity Meltdowns
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/304163/action/topic#304163
Time
How 'bout one thread for all this stupid crap. In the latest Hollywood gossip, not to be out-trashed by her trashy big sister Britney, 16-year-old Jamie-Lynn Spears, idol to many dumb girls across the country is knocked up. She's quoted as saying "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected." Somebody apparently forgot to tell her the Surgeon General's Warning: "Sex Causes Children."
Post
#304028
Topic
Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy Holidays
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/304028/action/topic#304028
Time
I hope I'm not reserving a place in Hell for this, but I've just written a sequel for you all:

They say you should not celebrate the sav-i-our's birthday
Thanksgiving and Christmas are not the Holy way
They'll never participate in a Christmas Carol Sing
Don't expect warm wishes when your doorbell starts to ring ...
[Ding dong]

Hey Jehovah's Witnesses
Merry Fucking Christmas
Reach inside your assholes
And pull out those big stickses
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your moral high horse
And fucking celebrate

Now Jesus came from Israel, that's right, he was a Jew
Some people won't believe it, but they should, because it's true
He walked around Judea, wearing sandals on his feet
So every Jew today should all be dancing in the street ...

Hey there Mr. Goldstein
Merry Fucking Christmas
Hanukkah's okay if you don't
Mind the dreydel's splinters
[Hava Nagila]
If you want to celebrate
The festival of lights
Plug in your tree and hang a star
And do this season right

Those fans of L. Ron Hubbard are the wackiest of all
Not seeing him for what he is: A charlatan sleaze ball
They trust in their E-Meter, and not in our Holy time
So every Christmas Day I sing this jolly little rhyme ...

Hey there Scientologists
Merry Fucking Christmas
Uncle Sam should take away
Your fucking tax exemption
In case you haven't noticed
Tom Cruise's movies suck
Release his films at Christmas now
And no one gives a fuck

John Travolta, Jenna Elfman, Isaac Hayes too ...
Merry Fucking Christmas to you!
Post
#304021
Topic
R.I.P. Dan Fogelberg
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/304021/action/topic#304021
Time
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20166663,00.html

Sad news. May Dan rest in peace. I think the following lyrics are appropriate for his passing ...

The Higher You Climb

The higher you climb,
The more that you see.
The more that you see,
The less that you know.
The less that you know,
The more that you yearn.
The more that you yearn,
The higher you climb.

The farther you reach,
The more that you touch.
The more that you touch,
The fuller you feel.
The fuller you feel,
The less that you need.
The less that you need,
The farther you reach.

The higher you climb,
The more that you see.
The more that you see,
The less that you know.
The less that you know,
The more that you yearn.
The more that you yearn,
The higher you climb.