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#304163
Topic
Celebrity Meltdowns
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/304163/action/topic#304163
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How 'bout one thread for all this stupid crap. In the latest Hollywood gossip, not to be out-trashed by her trashy big sister Britney, 16-year-old Jamie-Lynn Spears, idol to many dumb girls across the country is knocked up. She's quoted as saying "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected." Somebody apparently forgot to tell her the Surgeon General's Warning: "Sex Causes Children."
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#304028
Topic
Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy Holidays
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/304028/action/topic#304028
Time
I hope I'm not reserving a place in Hell for this, but I've just written a sequel for you all:

They say you should not celebrate the sav-i-our's birthday
Thanksgiving and Christmas are not the Holy way
They'll never participate in a Christmas Carol Sing
Don't expect warm wishes when your doorbell starts to ring ...
[Ding dong]

Hey Jehovah's Witnesses
Merry Fucking Christmas
Reach inside your assholes
And pull out those big stickses
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your moral high horse
And fucking celebrate

Now Jesus came from Israel, that's right, he was a Jew
Some people won't believe it, but they should, because it's true
He walked around Judea, wearing sandals on his feet
So every Jew today should all be dancing in the street ...

Hey there Mr. Goldstein
Merry Fucking Christmas
Hanukkah's okay if you don't
Mind the dreydel's splinters
[Hava Nagila]
If you want to celebrate
The festival of lights
Plug in your tree and hang a star
And do this season right

Those fans of L. Ron Hubbard are the wackiest of all
Not seeing him for what he is: A charlatan sleaze ball
They trust in their E-Meter, and not in our Holy time
So every Christmas Day I sing this jolly little rhyme ...

Hey there Scientologists
Merry Fucking Christmas
Uncle Sam should take away
Your fucking tax exemption
In case you haven't noticed
Tom Cruise's movies suck
Release his films at Christmas now
And no one gives a fuck

John Travolta, Jenna Elfman, Isaac Hayes too ...
Merry Fucking Christmas to you!
Post
#304021
Topic
R.I.P. Dan Fogelberg
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/304021/action/topic#304021
Time
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20166663,00.html

Sad news. May Dan rest in peace. I think the following lyrics are appropriate for his passing ...

The Higher You Climb

The higher you climb,
The more that you see.
The more that you see,
The less that you know.
The less that you know,
The more that you yearn.
The more that you yearn,
The higher you climb.

The farther you reach,
The more that you touch.
The more that you touch,
The fuller you feel.
The fuller you feel,
The less that you need.
The less that you need,
The farther you reach.

The higher you climb,
The more that you see.
The more that you see,
The less that you know.
The less that you know,
The more that you yearn.
The more that you yearn,
The higher you climb.
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#303857
Topic
Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy Holidays
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/303857/action/topic#303857
Time
My first reaction to the thread title was to be upset. My second reaction is "what the hell, I'll play ball."
I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs...
They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday...
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season
In India, I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about...
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog, and eat some beef
and pass it to the missus
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And fucking celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin...
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin...
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake...
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say...

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say...
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too...
Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
Post
#303773
Topic
The Dark Knight (Batman Begins Returns Again)
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/303773/action/topic#303773
Time
Next on FOX: "When Marketing Venutres Go Bad ..."

This prologue is exclusive to IMAX, yet millions of fans will settle for YouTube quality. It's not that people can't tell or don't appreciate the oceanic difference in quality, it's that the fan base has a MASSIVE jones for any footage from this movie. Not everybody lives near an IMAX theatre. Even fewer would shell out the extra coin for an IMAX movie. Even fewer will want to shell out the extra coin to see an IMAX movie featuring The Fresh Prince as the Last Human On Earth just to get a six minute cock-tease of one of the most anticipated films of 2008. It's like putting the Episode 1 trailer before Meet Joe Black. While not as egregious as The Police reuniting and then charging $250 for nosebleed seats, ensuring that only scalpers and uptight yuppies get to see them perform, this is the same in principle.

I want to see the TDK prologue pretty damn badly. But this IMAX deal really twists my Bat-nipples.