Star Wars Headcanons — Page 7

That’s not a headcanon, that’s speculation about future content.

I prefer the Clone Wars Multimedia Project over TCW and affiliated media, but I like Ahsoka as a character, so I like to think she existed. In my head-canon, she has the same personality as her Rebels version and the same physical appearance as her own adult version that is seen in the Mortis arc in TCW. She was trained by a random master who has never been seen in the films and was never part of the Council, one master among many, and was appointed as a Jedi Knight before the Battle of Geonosis. During the Clone Wars, she was 22 years old (the same age as Anakin in ROTS) and was in command of her own battalion of Clones. She fought heroically during the war, as she was convinced that it was necessary to restore peace to the Galaxy and defeat the Separatists and the Sith. However, during the course of the war she began to mature ideological and philosophical differences with the Jedi Order and begun to convince herself that the strict rules of the Order were wrong, so much so that she started to develop feelings for one of her commanders. She even planned to leave the Order and go her own way after the war, but unfortunately she was killed during Order 66. She never had anything to do with Anakin, Obi-Wan, Padmé, etc.

The new Disney+ shows (Mandolorian, Bad Batch, Book of Fett, etc.) replace the ST and there are now 3 timelines.

You do realize they’re eventually gonna tie into the ST one way or another.

Anakin Starkiller said:

You do realize they’re eventually gonna tie into the ST one way or another.

Yeah, but it’s nice to have a temporary illusion of a fresh start.

Well canonically he was exactly 900 when died in RotJ, believe it or not. I guess that’s just the result of the EU interpreting his line “When 900 years old you reach” a little too literally.

This isn’t that much of a stretch as it’s supported by the new comic books and bits of context from the films but I fully believe Snoke is a homunculus made from a fairly equal mix of Palpatine’s and Luke Skywalker’s DNA.

The reason he’s so hellbent on destroying Luke and his legacy, other than Palpy’s manipulations, is because some part of him knows what he is and hates himself for it, but is so twisted by the dark side that killing his unwitting progenitor seems like the only thing worth living for. Snoke to me is this tragic, insane, artificially-aged, perverted amalgam of Palpatine, and the one man he hates most in the universe.

His monologues in TLJ have a real sadness to them for me now tbh.

All people who are not Force sensitive are able to keep their consciousness in an eternal limbo. Non-Force-sensitive people cannot become Force ghosts, but they still keep their consciousness in a kind of limbo, and Force ghosts can enter this limbo. So, after his death in ROTJ Anakin reunited with Padmé in the afterlife. There’s no one who will ever convince me otherwise, not even George Lucas.

I absolutely need to believe this. I simply can’t accept the fact that Padmé is gone forever and that Anakin can never reunite with her. I need to believe that the two of them reunited in the afterlife, otherwise I feel really bad. I love them both too much to think they’ll never get together again.

Why not reincarnation?

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All this head-canons MUST be read in the context of the old Expanded Universe.

1. We know every time Anakin was given periods of leave from military service during the Clone Wars, he took advantage of it to spend time with Padmé. Well, during a week of leave granted to him by the Council, one evening Anakin returned to Padmé’s apartment completely drunk. Since Padmé’s handmaidens all resemble her and since Anakin was completely drunk, he accidentally kissed Dormé thinking she was Padmé. No one has ever known it except Anakin, Padmé (Anakin told her later) and Dormé herself.
2. Sabé (Padmé’s handmaiden) has a crush on Obi-Wan. It’s a completely useless head-canon, but at the same time I like to think it, because I recently read a Fanfiction based on it, and after reading it I like to think she had a crush on him hahaha. 😄
3. I don’t take into account the Revenge of the Sith novelization, because I don’t like the way Matthew Stover portrayed Anakin and Padmé’s relationship. However, the part of the novelization In which it’s said that Anakin wanted access to the restricted section of the Temple archives is still Canon to me. So, while I don’t take into account the whole novelization, in my head canon the reasons Anakin wanted to become a Jedi master are the same as in the novelization.
4. After Attack of the Clones, Jar Jar began taking diction lessons in order to better speak Galactic Basic. At the time in wich the events of Revenge of the Sith happened he was already able to correctly pronounce sentences like all humans, but we don’t see it because in the film he didn’t say a single word.

I believe that force ghosts, if they feel like it, can be seen even by non-Force users, thus, the Hayden Force Ghost in ROTJ can represent what everyone else sees (the young-ish heroes of the prequels), while Luke sees the original Shaw and Guinness ghosts.

Pretty much, I think that a force ghost appears differently to different people, depending on how that person last saw the other.

The more “kiddie” and simplistic episodes of Clone Wars (like Malevolence and the Jar-Jar episodes) are in-universe Republic propaganda films, which is why the Republic’s corruption is glossed over and the Separatists are shown as incompetent morons. The more mature and complex episodes (like Umbara and Ahsoka leaving the Jedi) are the actual truth of what happened.

Taking a que from Robot Chicken, Boba was insanely drunk on Malastarian gargle-blasters during the sail barge battle, which is why he was stumbling around in an almost intoxicated way while trying to fight Luke. His pain and suffering as the Tuskens dragged his acid-scarred body through the Dune Sea was accompanied by the worst hangover of his life.

Jar Jar is a dark side user, although he isn’t a Sith. He was banished from his tribe for discovering ancient Sith texts hidden in Naboo’s Sacred Place, and he used the knowledge contained in those texts to obtain vast dark side power. His signature technique was a subtle form of mind control, manifesting through apparent coincidence. When the Queen’s ship made it to Coruscant, Palpatine sensed Jar Jar’s power, and formed an alliance with him. Jar Jar would mind control the Senate into giving Palpatine absolute power, and in return Palpatine would have Jar Jar be one of his top advisors. However, this deal was a ruse, and Palpatine killed Jar Jar soon after the rise of the Empire.

Jar Jar is a dark side user, although he isn’t a Sith. He was banished from his tribe for discovering ancient Sith texts hidden in Naboo’s Sacred Place, and he used the knowledge contained in those texts to obtain vast dark side power. His signature technique was a subtle form of mind control, manifesting through apparent coincidence. When the Queen’s ship made it to Coruscant, Palpatine sensed Jar Jar’s power, and formed an alliance with him. Jar Jar would mind control the Senate into giving Palpatine absolute power, and in return Palpatine would have Jar Jar be one of his top advisors. However, this deal was a ruse, and Palpatine killed Jar Jar soon after the rise of the Empire.

I like more the “Jar Jar is just an idiot” version. I mean, I like him precisely for this reason hahaha 😄

I don’t like the ages in canon at all. I put Anakin as a 10 year old in TPM, Padmé 14 and Obi-Wan 25.

I do the same thing. However, I like to keep the time gap between The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones as officially established, and the same goes for the time gap between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. So, in Attack of the Clones Anakin is 20, Padmé is 24 and Obi-Wan is 35, while in Revenge of the Sith Anakin is 23, Padmé is 27 and Obi-Wan is 38. In addition, I also keep the original time gap between the rest of the films, so Luke, Han and Leia’s ages don’t change. By the way, the official gap between Hope and Empire is 3 years, so your change isn’t a real change.

Time passes differently in Dagobah, but not because of any sci-fi reason, but because of the Force. Han and Leia’s adventure in Empire lasts for a couple weeks, while Luke spends months in Dagobah.

I like this a lot, too.

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The prequel trilogy are holonet biopic dramas.

Which, I suppose explains the Shakespearian writing and acting and other theatrical reinterpretations.