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Star Wars Headcanons — Page 2

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Tatooine causes people to age in dog years.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Wedge Antilles died or retired offscreen between trilogies (let’s be real, I’m not keeping that one contrived shot in my edit of TRoS).

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Those skeletons were not Owen and Beru. Both were a lot more formidable than their preferred modest lifestyle would indicate. They eliminated the first two Stormtroopers to arrive and stole their armor. Owen burned the bodies, and Beru sent a phony report saying they had interrogated and killed two civilians, but found no droids. Owen had already overheard Leia’s message and deduced Obi-Wan would be taking Luke to Alderaan, so they planned on reuniting there, but lost track of them when the planet was destroyed.

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For kicks.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Rodney-2187 said:

Those skeletons were not Owen and Beru. Both were a lot more formidable than their preferred modest lifestyle would indicate. They eliminated the first two Stormtroopers to arrive and stole their armor. Owen burned the bodies, and Beru sent a phony report saying they had interrogated and killed two civilians, but found no droids. Owen had already overheard Leia’s message and deduced Obi-Wan would be taking Luke to Alderaan, so they planned on reuniting there, but lost track of them when the planet was destroyed.

Or, for a darker ending, they ended up landing on Alderaan successfully, but immediately after they landed the planet blew up. All that work to fake their deaths convincingly, and they ended up dying a few hours later anyway.

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Alien Exodus is how humanoid species arrived in the Star Wars Galaxy, but due to lack of hard evidence the theory is mostly discredited by galactic scholars as a fictional story. The Imperial Officer who gave Han his last name had read about Alien Exodus on the Holo-Net the night before, and gave Han Paxton Solo’s last name.

Use the Force, Jon Yowza.

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Han Paxton Solo? You made that one up? I guess it sounds nice. I came up with the name Geraltin Snoke. Still need a name for Dooku. No, not Count, or Duke, or anything of that nature, for you people repeating tired jokes.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Han Paxton Solo? You made that one up? I guess it sounds nice. I came up with the name Geraltin Snoke. Still need a name for Dooku. No, not Count, or Duke, or anything of that nature, for you people repeating tired jokes.

How about “Coriolis?”

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Coriolis Dooku? Hm. I’ll have to think about that. Doesn’t quite sound right, but at the same time it’s a nice first name.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Han Paxton Solo? You made that one up? I guess it sounds nice. I came up with the name Geraltin Snoke. Still need a name for Dooku. No, not Count, or Duke, or anything of that nature, for you people repeating tired jokes.

Nothing made up. Paxton Solo was a real name for a real character. Look up Alien Exodus, it was a canned novel written by Robert Sawyer. Pretty interesting stuff.

Use the Force, Jon Yowza.

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Told you.

Use the Force, Jon Yowza.

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Vader never planned to overthrow the Emperor and rule with Luke - he wanted Luke to take his place so he could retire. The Emperor told him that, if he found a younger and more powerful apprentice to replace him, Vader would be given a lower-maintenance suit and a large sum of credits, and allowed to leave the Empire and live independently.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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The reason Palpatine did not die in ROTJ was because his spirit was able to leave his body and possess the clone body. Jonh’s amazing force ghost edit enhances TROS.

The force ghosts with their hands up are preventing Palpatine’s spirit from leaving his body allowing Rey to deliver the final blow.

The Skywalker Saga Viewing Order:
I: C.O.D. | II: T.A.S. | III: L.O.E.
IV: Revisited | V: Revisited | VI: Revisited
VII: Restructured | VIII: Rekindled | IX: Ascendant

This is the way.