Star Wars Headcanons — Page 2

Tatooine causes people to age in dog years.

Wedge Antilles died or retired offscreen between trilogies (let’s be real, I’m not keeping that one contrived shot in my edit of TRoS).

But why?

For kicks.

Rodney-2187 said:

Those skeletons were not Owen and Beru. Both were a lot more formidable than their preferred modest lifestyle would indicate. They eliminated the first two Stormtroopers to arrive and stole their armor. Owen burned the bodies, and Beru sent a phony report saying they had interrogated and killed two civilians, but found no droids. Owen had already overheard Leia’s message and deduced Obi-Wan would be taking Luke to Alderaan, so they planned on reuniting there, but lost track of them when the planet was destroyed.

Or, for a darker ending, they ended up landing on Alderaan successfully, but immediately after they landed the planet blew up. All that work to fake their deaths convincingly, and they ended up dying a few hours later anyway.

Alien Exodus is how humanoid species arrived in the Star Wars Galaxy, but due to lack of hard evidence the theory is mostly discredited by galactic scholars as a fictional story. The Imperial Officer who gave Han his last name had read about Alien Exodus on the Holo-Net the night before, and gave Han Paxton Solo’s last name.

Han Paxton Solo? You made that one up? I guess it sounds nice. I came up with the name Geraltin Snoke. Still need a name for Dooku. No, not Count, or Duke, or anything of that nature, for you people repeating tired jokes.

Anakin Starkiller said:

Han Paxton Solo? You made that one up? I guess it sounds nice. I came up with the name Geraltin Snoke. Still need a name for Dooku. No, not Count, or Duke, or anything of that nature, for you people repeating tired jokes.

How about “Coriolis?”

Coriolis Dooku? Hm. I’ll have to think about that. Doesn’t quite sound right, but at the same time it’s a nice first name.

Anakin Starkiller said:

Han Paxton Solo? You made that one up? I guess it sounds nice. I came up with the name Geraltin Snoke. Still need a name for Dooku. No, not Count, or Duke, or anything of that nature, for you people repeating tired jokes.

Nothing made up. Paxton Solo was a real name for a real character. Look up Alien Exodus, it was a canned novel written by Robert Sawyer. Pretty interesting stuff.

Oh wow, this is interesting.

Told you.

Vader never planned to overthrow the Emperor and rule with Luke - he wanted Luke to take his place so he could retire. The Emperor told him that, if he found a younger and more powerful apprentice to replace him, Vader would be given a lower-maintenance suit and a large sum of credits, and allowed to leave the Empire and live independently.

The reason Palpatine did not die in ROTJ was because his spirit was able to leave his body and possess the clone body. Jonh’s amazing force ghost edit enhances TROS.

The force ghosts with their hands up are preventing Palpatine’s spirit from leaving his body allowing Rey to deliver the final blow.

I thought of a few more:

• Rose is dating Lieutenant Connix.
• When Rey gave Kylo Ren his scar, she also cut off his hand - but it was found by Hux in time to reattach it.
• Rey’s mother was a member of the Sith eternal.

Palpatine despite how dark his heart usually is, still sees Anakin as the son he never had but always wanted.

Here’s a couple that I’m on the fence about.

The 2003 CW is how people remember the events while the 2008 CW is how they actually happened. “Yeah dude, I swear Master Windu took out an entire legion unarmed.”

Dagobah is Yoda’s homeworld. I guess this pretty much contradicts that one episode of TCW where he goes there but it just feels so appropriate. I can imagine, off in the distance, there being the ruins of a once great civilization of wetland goblins.

We don’t know for sure that there wasn’t some sort of event that he went through that aged him 20 years in one day.

What about Owen and Beru?

Anakin Starkiller said:

What about Owen and Beru?

Look at any farmer that works in an area with heavy exposure to sunlight and little to no rain. They get shriveled up pretty fast.

ThisIsCreation said:

Hal 9000 said:

Tatooine causes people to age in dog years.

I agree somewhat with this, but i also look at force users as people who age faster the closer they are to the force and how they harness it.
Obi-wan aged the way he did because of a mixture of stress, the planets conditions & the force within him causing him to age that way.

So you’re saying that without the Force, Yoda would have lived 2,000 years?