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FanFiltration said:

I just closed the deal and purchased 3 acres of agricultural property on Hawaii in order to start an off-grid organic fruit farm.

Wow. Cool.

FanFiltration said:

I just closed the deal and purchased 3 acres of agricultural property on Hawaii in order to start an off-grid organic fruit farm.

Or are you breeding dinosaurs. Don’t worry, you can tell me.

In either case, dang. I never would have thought about something like that. Congrats! I await my invitation.

I’m sorry, Frink. If only you’d smoked three packs a day between stuffing down McDonald’s burgers, maybe you’d have a chance to live to 100.

I’m so sorry for you and yours. Rip in Peace, TV’s Frink: 1321-2016

For those who are missing the joke:

http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-imperialscum-Furiously-Doing-His-Taxes-Thread/id/49434/page/16
http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-imperialscum-Furiously-Doing-His-Taxes-Thread/id/49434/page/17
http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-imperialscum-Furiously-Doing-His-Taxes-Thread/id/49434/page/18
http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-imperialscum-Furiously-Doing-His-Taxes-Thread/id/49434/page/19
http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-imperialscum-Furiously-Doing-His-Taxes-Thread/id/49434/page/20
http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-imperialscum-Furiously-Doing-His-Taxes-Thread/id/49434/page/21
http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-imperialscum-Furiously-Doing-His-Taxes-Thread/id/49434/page/22

Tyrphanax said:

I’m sorry, Frink. If only you’d smoked three packs a day between stuffing down McDonald’s burgers, maybe you’d have a chance to live to 100.

I’m so sorry for you and yours. Rip in Peace, TV’s Frink: 1321-2016

Frink was given the award of Biggest Star Wars Fan for the year 1400.

TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

I’m sorry, Frink. If only you’d smoked three packs a day between stuffing down McDonald’s burgers, maybe you’d have a chance to live to 100.

All these years I’ve been wasting my life eating salad…which you also don’t make friends with.

God, it must suck to know you’ve literally wasted your entire life, man. I’m sorry.

TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

I’m sorry, Frink. If only you’d smoked three packs a day between stuffing down McDonald’s burgers, maybe you’d have a chance to live to 100.

All these years I’ve been wasting my life eating salad…which you also don’t make friends with.

If you only knew the true power of McDonalds. . . .

Tyrphanax said:

I’m sorry, Frink. If only you’d smoked three packs a day between stuffing down McDonald’s burgers, maybe you’d have a chance to live to 100.

I’m so sorry for you and yours. Rip in Peace, TV’s Frink: 1321-2016

Frink was born in 1998.

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moviefreakedmind said:

Tyrphanax said:

I’m sorry, Frink. If only you’d smoked three packs a day between stuffing down McDonald’s burgers, maybe you’d have a chance to live to 100.

I’m so sorry for you and yours. Rip in Peace, TV’s Frink: 1321-2016

Frink was born in 1998.

Millenial. I knew it.

TV’s Frink said:

Hmmm…I guess I should stop taking baths.

It’s not universally healthy. A person could not take a bath for their whole life and live to a hundred.

There are even people who died from taking too many baths in a short time.

I just took -AND PASSED- the State board Barber Exam!
I’m a fully licensed professional!

ray_afraid said:

I just took -AND PASSED- the State board Barber Exam!
I’m a fully licensed professional!

This just goes to show that there are exams for everything.

TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

ray_afraid said:

I just took -AND PASSED- the State board Barber Exam!
I’m a fully licensed professional!

This just goes to show that there are exams for everything.

I don’t want an unlicensed anyone with a sharp blade anywhere near my anything.

I mean, I get the reasoning.

yhwx said:

ray_afraid said:

I just took -AND PASSED- the State board Barber Exam!
I’m a fully licensed professional!

This just goes to show that there are exams for everything.

I don’t find it hard to believe that there is an exam for barbers.

Warbler said:

Frank your Majesty said:

There are even people who died from taking too many baths in a short time.

how do you died from taking a bath?

It’s commonly called “drowning”.

ray_afraid said:

I just took -AND PASSED- the State board Barber Exam!
I’m a fully licensed professional!

Excellent!