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The imperialscum "Furiously Doing His Taxes" Thread — Page 18

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Tyrphanax said:

It’s handy when he makes the posts in the thread itself. Don’t even need to link it.

I wonder how many links are to posts in this thread.

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You kind of hate every minute of it, but it’s fun to watch.

Sort of like Trump.

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Tyrphanax said:

It’s handy when he makes the posts in the thread itself. Don’t even need to link it.

I’m paid extra for each link.

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I’ll pay you triple!

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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15 cents for every link. Damn.

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TV’s Frink said:

What, to not link?

No, I’ll just pay you triple.

I’m not really bothered by this thread.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Some back of the envelope calculations:

I wanted to figure out how much Frink would get paid if he were actually paid every time he posts. He has said that he gets 5¢ every time he posts. Now he has said that he gets 15¢ for every link.

Frink has posted, as of June 24 at 8:05 PM, 46181 posts. I selected a random sample of 624 Frink posts to figure out that 8% of Frink posts have links. So, in total, that’s 3695 Frink posts that have links. These would make them cost 20 cents (5 cents per post + 15 cent link fee). So, Frink has made $739 for posts with links. Frink has made $2142.50 for posts without links, which brings to a total amount of $2863.5. That is $409 per each year that Frink has been on this forum.

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yhwx said:

Now he has said that he gets 15¢ for every link.

Not true. Read what I said again.

On second thought, don’t.

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Extra is open to interpretation. I thought it meant triple.

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yhwx said:

Some back of the envelope calculations:

I wanted to figure out how much Frink would get paid if he were actually paid every time he posts. He has said that he gets 5¢ every time he posts. Now he has said that he gets 15¢ for every link.

Frink has posted, as of June 24 at 8:05 PM, 46181 posts. I selected a random sample of 624 Frink posts to figure out that 8% of Frink posts have links. So, in total, that’s 3695 Frink posts that have links. These would make them cost 20 cents (5 cents per post + 15 cent link fee). So, Frink has made $739 for posts with links. Frink has made $2142.50 for posts without links, which brings to a total amount of $2863.5. That is $409 per each year that Frink has been on this forum.

You should create a “Doing Frink’s math because he apparently doesn’t do his checkbook” thread.

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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“It two hours before they’re due!”

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yhwx said:

Doing his taxes? Furiously, I might add?

That’s not what I meant… and you just openly admitted that you are doing Frink’s taxes.

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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I might have taken that joke too far.