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Episode VI: Return of the Ridiculousness — Page 11

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That’s brilliant! I wish I didn’t have to wait 20 years to work on it.

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I like it, but it doesn’t leave too many characters alive for TRA though. 😉

Or TRA takes place in an alternate timeline? Hey, it worked for Star Trek.
The following film takes place in an alternate timeline, in which our brave heroes were not cooked and eaten by Ewoks

And if I haven’t suggested it before, every planet celebration shot should have TIE fighters swooping in to strafe the crowds, just as there’s a wipe to the next shot. This could even just be an audio gag in the rear channels.

Where were you in '77?

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Ah, that’s a good point.

The TRA crawl could somehow explain how they didn’t actually die.

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See above, since I can’t edit my posts fast enough to keep up with you. 😉

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TV’s Frink said:

Ah, that’s a good point.

The TRA crawl could somehow explain how they didn’t actually die.

Well only Luke and Han are strongly implied to be cooked. Could find a funny and dramatic crawl about Han’s survival (or just say it was residual carbonite in the bloodstream?), only to have him die again in TRA. You could just put off figuring out Luke’s deal and make him a Force Ghost at the end of TRA.

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Put a CG yodo over thae original yoda, with Jakes Lloyd’s face over Hayden’s ghost, saying something about an angle (preferably an obtuse angle).

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Replace all vaders lines after Emperor dies with NOOO

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when Whiny Anakin Force Ghost appears, he follows Luke the entire ending with the creepy smile.

When Unmasked Vader is seen from the first time, they have an awkward stare for a long 5 minutes and Death Star II blows up, killing them.

Leia tells Han that Luke is her Brother, Han has flashbacks with Luke and Leia Incesting while 2000’s Emo Music plays

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When Vader hand gestures to open the elevator door on the Endor moon, he instead accidentally force pulls one of the troopers guarding the elevator into him, sending him + the trooper over the edge of the landing pad. Luke (now embarrassed) walks up to the elevator, by the time Vader gets back on his feet he sees the shuttle already leaving without him.

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Earl said:

When Vader hand gestures to open the elevator door on the Endor moon, he instead accidentally force pulls one of the troopers guarding the elevator into him, sending him + the trooper over the edge of the landing pad. Luke (now embarrassed) walks up to the elevator, by the time Vader gets back on his feet he sees the shuttle already leaving without him.

That sounds doable.

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moviefreakedmind said:

Earl said:

When Vader hand gestures to open the elevator door on the Endor moon, he instead accidentally force pulls one of the troopers guarding the elevator into him, sending him + the trooper over the edge of the landing pad. Luke (now embarrassed) walks up to the elevator, by the time Vader gets back on his feet he sees the shuttle already leaving without him.

That sounds reasonable.

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Even more wisdom of ideas from Darth Jar Jar!

-Luke will repeatedly backflip when he jumps off the Sarlacc and off Darth Vader

-When the Emperor says “Guards, leave us” The guards will stay there until the guards are electrocuted

-Vader sees Luke’s new lightsaber, he turns it on, but accidentally turns on his Lightsaber, then turns on Obi-Wans saber, then Mace Windu’s, bleh bleh… Until He turns on Luke’s saber.

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There’s something from Field of Dreams that’d be funny for when Vader kills Palpatine, a bit where James Earl Jones says “Oh my God… You’re from the 60’s! Out! Back to the 60’s, back, there’s no place for you here in the future!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL_Wfc2yb90

When I watched that clip it struck me as funny if he just started yelling crazy, psychotic crap at Palpatine before suddenly throwing him over the railing.

(Also, his line “Who the Hell are you?” when he first opens the door in the clip is bound to be useful at some point.)

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I know this is a long way off, but getting you a copy of Star Trek Generations would be worth it, if only to see the Death Star take down the Enterprise D. The saucer section then crashes on Endor, taking out untold numbers of Ewoks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcDiZPJ0V0E

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SilverWook said:

I know this is a long way off, but getting you a copy of Star Trek Generations would be worth it, if only to see the Death Star take down the Enterprise D. The saucer section then crashes on Endor, taking out untold numbers of Ewoks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcDiZPJ0V0E

Surely I already suggested making my “Fire at Commander Will” line, right? Then cut to a beam hitting the drive section and it exploding. Don’t necessarily need the saucer crash…

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