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OK... fanediting is often a hit and miss venture. Some ideas are golden, some are worse.

Whats the worst possible ideas that someone might implement on the Star Wars films.

How about we go through and take out Artoo's beeping, and put in dialogue... to make the film easier to follow? I think he should have a cockney accent.

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What about replacing Sebastian Shaw by Hayden Christensen at the end of Jedi??? Or we could replace Boba Fett's original voice with Temuera Morrison's, the guy who plays Jango in AOTC and ROTS?? Or perhaps make Vader's saber PINK?? And Luke's GREEN?? Or even add a new song to ROTJ that doesn't fit in at all call it JEDI ROCKS or something similair to pull all the viewers straight out of the movie!!

Those would be the worst ideas ever!

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i cant stop laughing about the cockney artoo! someones got to try it.

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That's a wonderfull thread idea ! And reuniting the worst ideas could lead to the funniest edit about SW !

What about including the Star Wars special Lucas made in the 80's (and I know he hates it himself) into the OT ? :)

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Check out the majority of threads on this website at the moment and you will get some fantastic ideas for this thread.

I like my Star Wars as I saw it in the theatre. Sorry!!

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TheBoost said:

How about we go through and take out Artoo's beeping, and put in dialogue... to make the film easier to follow? I think he should have a cockney accent.

I was seriously thinking about subtitling R2 and Chewie.  I think it would be fun to try to figure out what everyone else is responding to.  Not in a serious way of course, but a fun side edit for someone.

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doubleofive said:
TheBoost said:

How about we go through and take out Artoo's beeping, and put in dialogue... to make the film easier to follow? I think he should have a cockney accent.

I was seriously thinking about subtitling R2 and Chewie.  I think it would be fun to try to figure out what everyone else is responding to.  Not in a serious way of course, but a fun side edit for someone.

 

 We could dub Chewie, and he should talk like The Fonz.

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TheBoost said:
doubleofive said:
TheBoost said:

...take out Artoo's beeping, and put in dialogue... 

I was seriously thinking about subtitling R2 and Chewie.

 We could dub Chewie, and he should talk like The Fonz.

I think he would sound better talking like Scooby-Doo.

 

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Let's give Luke 'sith eyes' every time he gets mad. Biggs dies. Sith eyes. Uncle Owen says he cant go to the academy. Sith Eyes. Han asks 'can a girl like Leia and a guy like me..." Sith eyes. It will tie the trilogies together.

 

 

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How about having Han and Leia  in the Empire Strikes Back overdubbed with  Al and Peggy Bundy ? .  ( Married With Children ).

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Change Yoda's line in ROTS to "sexual relations I have with the wookies".

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Wow, just wow. You guys are too funny. I love doubleofive's forced subtitles for Chewie and R2 idea, but I love TheBoost's cockney idea just as much. Maybe these aren't mutually exclusive. The accent could be so thick and full of cockney slang that it needs subtitles just to understand it.

-G

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I've considered on a few occasions playing with an "olde tyme" version of ANH.  As in greyscaling it, speeding it up, adding dirt and grain, then cheesy piano music with humorously bad intertitles.

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Gratuitous CGI shots of Alderaan exploding in slow motion, complete with Jimmy Smits' face digitally altered to be screaming in terror just before the blast hits the planet.

Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, and a CGI Elmer Fudd added to the cantina scene.

Shockwaves every time a spaceship explodes.

Dub all the stormtroopers with Jizzango Fizzett's voice.

Artoo using his rocket boosters to levitate away from the X-wing stuck in the Dagobah swamp omg!!!11wootzorz!

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Luke's Photon Torpedo fertilizes the Death Star (really a giant techno egg) and it grows into an enormous robot baby which crawls around the universe looking for his daddy.

When the student is ready, the Master speaks?

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Making a sex scene between Shmi and Palaptine as the new EP1 intro (while he was on a sex tourism trek, searching for sex slave), so it would be obvious that Palp created Anakin to be his future apprentice. And that would make the "no father" line from Shmi a lie of shame....

.... hey, not that bad after all! lol

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ABC said:

... and also make Luke laughing to death when the Emperor is striking him with lightnings in Rotj !

 

hahahaha, I love it!!! The lightning tickles him!! and then he says seriously, wtf was that?  and goes and bitch-slaps Palpatine :D

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worst idea?

combining Fan Edits and Preservation Efforts together in the same forum

However, in practice you must take into account the “fuckwit factor”. Just talk to Darth Mallwalker…
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g-force said:

Wow, just wow. You guys are too funny. I love doubleofive's forced subtitles for Chewie and R2 idea, but I love TheBoost's cockney idea just as much. Maybe these aren't mutually exclusive. The accent could be so thick and full of cockney slang that it needs subtitles just to understand it.

-G

Exactly!  You know that R2 is told to watch his language a few times, maybe he swears all the time.  Even if 3PO directly translates what he's saying ("He says that he's found her and keeps repeating she's here") 3PO could be editing R2 for content, if you know what I'm saying.

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In the interests of diversity, Han and Chewie could be a couple.

After Luke asks "how did my father die?", Obiwan could tell him the WHOLE story. It would start: "this is going to take a while, now, try not to laugh..."

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doubleofive said:
g-force said:

Wow, just wow. You guys are too funny. I love doubleofive's forced subtitles for Chewie and R2 idea, but I love TheBoost's cockney idea just as much. Maybe these aren't mutually exclusive. The accent could be so thick and full of cockney slang that it needs subtitles just to understand it.

-G

Exactly!  You know that R2 is told to watch his language a few times, maybe he swears all the time.  Even if 3PO directly translates what he's saying ("He says that he's found her and keeps repeating she's here") 3PO could be editing R2 for content, if you know what I'm saying.

Along those lines everytime Threepio speaks to Artoo or Han speaks to Chewie they could do it in their languages (with subtitles).

Harrision speaking Wookiee would be a giggle.

 

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