Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Arrow recently put out a release of this title but there is still quite a bit missing.
There is censorship cut’s to the film which indeed are sometimes very blunt or footage is swapped or left to run longer than intended in various parts but that is not the main issue.
It is the cut’s to the charcters performances which is the main issue and particularly bad editing in Zamora. I will just spit out the list from my head I might miss some things but it is very deserving of a reconstruction.
Black Screen at the start over narration is missing footage of a map amongst Conan sitting on a throne. Possibly some big Wednesday footage.
There were some shots of young conan and his father climbing the mountain removed. (Build up to top of mountain rather than just appearing there)
Young Conan is pursued by the pictish warrior big brute with all the tattoo’s. Conan’s mum saves him and kills the big brute warrior. This is not at all clear in the film as it is all cut out.
There was alternative versions of the pit fighter sequence.
When conan is set free we do not see him open the cage or cave collapse in an earthquake. Crom was angry. It’s unclear wether Conan was to escape his prision but still not really know what to do or run away by instinct. They did say it looked bad / not working. But him being on a leash in a storm was it seems to come after the cage and earthquake.
When Conan frees Subotai there is more dialogue between the 2 of them. “Your too big to be a thief” which is heard when Arnold punches the camel much later in the film.
Once we get to civilization and Zamora the editing becomes very messy. The big part missing is the pickpocket scene. This has quite a bit of dialogue and leads into the tower of Set procession with the princess with important dialogue. Then in the film as released we hear voiceover lines before the raid on the tower of set. This dialogue was taken from a deleted scene, camp set above the city with waterwheel and foreground miniature of the tower. Ron Cobbs cameo has strange insert of tower in that scene another odd edit. Once getting into the Towers grounds over the wall we meet Valeria. However Valeria introducing herself by name is cut so we never know her name. That is really bad editing choice criminal in fact. Once reaching the top of the tower Subtai kills a neadthal guard and Valeria takes a jewl. Finally the fight with the big snake has some better alternate angles which were Sadly not used.
Oops nearly forgot the elephant doing a big pooh in the city and Conan’s reaction “how does the wind ever get in here” shot of the elephant is missing ruining the joke.
When we get to the love yurt with Valeria and Conan. There was a scene where they look at eachothers scars and it is here that Valeria is shown as a pit fighter like Conan.
When Conan goes to Thulsa Dooms palace the Speech given by James Earl Jones was shortned. Conan being beaten up was shortened and cut. One of Thulsa dooms servents does a Har-Kari on themselves commanded by Thulsa Doom and then the girl jumps off the cliff by command.
The Wolf Witch was to re-appear in the film and have another scene. She may have told Subotai where to find Conan on the tree of Woe. I Can’t confirm this but it is probably the only other place she could have re-appeared I think in any purposeful way.
Upon attacking Thulsa Dooms Palace to get the princess there was to be some voiceover explaining the neandethals as they prepare cannibal feast and also regarding the orgy there is some dialogue missing. Too many repeated shots of Thulsa doom covering cut scenes. A bit more censorship during the battle here.
After this battle and the pillar crashes a scene where Subotai shoots a couple of arrows at soldiers and Conan and Valeria run off rather than lingering far too long on thogrimm. Extra dialogue when Thulsa Doom talks to his henchmen after becoming human again. This was in a trailer.
King Ozric being slain was removed.
Valerias funeral… There was an editing error where you hear the music and see the explosion on the pyre repeated but footage is different angle. Should only be once. This also has a missing Narration by mako found in Conan the destroyer “and so Conan mourns his loss Valeria”
Battle of the mounds has a scene prior where Mako explains the ground has drunk so much blood. The Battle itself has some censorship cut’s and is not in entirely correct order. Various shots are flipped horizontally. Stuff missing and noticeably so. Conan throws a Spear which Knocks a Rider off a Horse. The worst Cut though is Conan Finishing off the guy who falls off a horse before Thulsa Doom Rexor and Thogrim move in on Conan.
Finally the Extended version ending is better however we miss Conan killing another guard before getting to Thulsa doom. A more graphic angle Conan showing Thulsa Dooms head Upon Conan walking off with the princess that was not the end. Conan and Subotai were to say farewell to oneanother and part ways.
As you can see by that write up there is a lot removed from the film. It is still one of my favourites if not my most favourite film. I think it suffered quite a bit though in editing though. It’s very deserving of a proper reconstruction. It’s probably an ectra 10 minutes tops.