Worst Edit Ideas — Page 111

When the civilian fleet arrives in TROS, use a shot from Rogue One to depict a previously unknown Death Star arrive along with them.

Digitally change Ewan’s hair to white in the Kenobi show, but only from the point that he learns Vader is still alive.

Edit in a loop of 200 hours of Luke training with the remote aboard the Falcon, to match Han’s ETA of that amount of time.

That’s right, which adds to the badness of the idea.

Cast a Mark Hamill look alike for 9 days’ worth of footage of Luke Skywalker’s daily routine for the trip between Tatooine and Alderaan.

boffy said:

A saga-wide edit where all instances of and references to clones, the Clone Wars, etc. are changed to clowns. E.G.:

Episode II: Attack of the Clowns

“General Kenobi, years ago, you served my father in the Clown Wars.”

All clown trooper helmets are suitably painted and fitted with rubber noses. Whenever they file out of a ship, the shot is looped beyond all reason as dozens more than could conceivably fit scramble out, before the ship itself falls apart. Laser battles become pie fights. Variations on “Entrance of the Gladiators” are worked into the score.

AI Mark Hamil’s Joker voice over the clones and I’m sold. Lol

JackNapier said:

boffy said:

A saga-wide edit where all instances of and references to clones, the Clone Wars, etc. are changed to clowns. E.G.:

Episode II: Attack of the Clowns

“General Kenobi, years ago, you served my father in the Clown Wars.”

All clown trooper helmets are suitably painted and fitted with rubber noses. Whenever they file out of a ship, the shot is looped beyond all reason as dozens more than could conceivably fit scramble out, before the ship itself falls apart. Laser battles become pie fights. Variations on “Entrance of the Gladiators” are worked into the score.

AI Mark Hamil’s Joker voice over the clones and I’m sold. Lol

Make it closer to Bozo the clown.

Shave off a syllable when Han and Luke are found on Hoth so he says, “Ice of you guys to drop by!”

Replace “Jedi Rocks” with this and add Jar Jar to Jabba’s Palace as one of the slave dancers.

Hal 9000 said:

Shave off a syllable when Han and Luke are found on Hoth so he says, “Ice of you guys to drop by!”

Dew it!

A bunch of ideas for the prequels that I had for some reason.

The Phantom Menace:
Add Jango into Watto’s pawn shop (directly facing the camera), to mirror with Boba Fett being added briefly into ANH.

Add an extra scene with Maul after falling down the reactor thing, where his upper half catches a railing or something, and he explicitly states that he’s gonna need some mechanical spider legs. (fOrEsHaDoWiNg!)

Throw at least one regular car into the podrace, just for fun.

Cut out the bit where Anakin gets his fighter onto manual pilot, so that everything he does in the space battle over Naboo was just the autopilot the whole time.

Attack of the Clones:
More sand jokes.

Use the overused Tchaikovsky romance music for Anakin and Padme.

More Death Star references.

Revenge of the Sith:
Put the original longer opening back in, but keep all the stuff on the bridge from the final cut, for maximum redundancy.

Instead of landing half a ship, make our heroes only land the cockpit, while the rest of the ship disintegrates in the atmosphere.

Use some lines from Pulp Fiction to add a spicier arguement between Mace and Anakin in the whole “rank of Master” bit.

Replace “Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!” with “Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is the phantom menace that brought about the attack of the Clones and the revenge of the Sith! We need our new hope before your new Empire strikes back, so that the Jedi can return!”

Extend the High Ground scene with an uncomfortable amount of staring between “Don’t try it!” and Anakin jumping.

Use AI voice to give Sidious a new instruction to Nute Gunray in TPM.

“Make them all die.”

Change Obi-wan’s dialogue in ANH so that TROS’s TIE fighter antics make sense:

“It followed us!”
“No, it’s a short range fighter. However, certain larger TIE variants, such as that piloted by Darth Vader, are equipped with a Hyperdrive. Regardless, this ship probably originated in this system.”
“There aren’t any bases around here, where’d it come from?”

…

“A fighter that size couldn’t get this deep into space on its own. However, I must admit that the Empire may be capable of producing TIE fighters with Hyperdrive capability while retaining precisely the same dimensions and appearance, which would render this conversation, and by extension my troubling military deduction, entirely pointless.”
“He must’ve gotten lost in part of a convoy or something.”

Indeed. But we don’t want to let TROS off the hook too easily. Edit in additional lines when the TIE fighters follow the Falcon into Hyperspace:

Threepio: “Ah! They fly fast now!”
Finn: “They fly fast now?”
Poe: “They fly fast now.”

Recreate the opening crawl of all the movies in order to add an additional space between all sentences.

NeverarGreat said:

Change Obi-wan’s dialogue in ANH so that TROS’s TIE fighter antics make sense:

“It followed us!”
“No, it’s a short range fighter. However, certain larger TIE variants, such as that piloted by Darth Vader, are equipped with a Hyperdrive. Regardless, this ship probably originated in this system.”
“There aren’t any bases around here, where’d it come from?”

…

“A fighter that size couldn’t get this deep into space on its own. However, I must admit that the Empire may be capable of producing TIE fighters with Hyperdrive capability while retaining precisely the same dimensions and appearance, which would render this conversation, and by extension my troubling military deduction, entirely pointless.”
“He must’ve gotten lost in part of a convoy or something.”

I know this is a joke thread, but…

I think we can easily assume that the Tie Defender upgrades are passed into the FO TIE models. The FO has had decades to improve on the Thrawn/Zsinj Defender.

Delpheas said:

NeverarGreat said:

Change Obi-wan’s dialogue in ANH so that TROS’s TIE fighter antics make sense:

“It followed us!”
“No, it’s a short range fighter. However, certain larger TIE variants, such as that piloted by Darth Vader, are equipped with a Hyperdrive. Regardless, this ship probably originated in this system.”
“There aren’t any bases around here, where’d it come from?”

…

“A fighter that size couldn’t get this deep into space on its own. However, I must admit that the Empire may be capable of producing TIE fighters with Hyperdrive capability while retaining precisely the same dimensions and appearance, which would render this conversation, and by extension my troubling military deduction, entirely pointless.”
“He must’ve gotten lost in part of a convoy or something.”

I know this is a joke thread, but…

I think we can easily assume that the Tie Defender upgrades are passed into the FO TIE models. The FO has had decades to improve on the Thrawn/Zsinj Defender.

I was more referencing the regular Imperial TIE fighter that Ben took from the Second Death Star wreckage to Exegol.

Deepfake Palpatine’s face over Snoke’s so that he looks like a failed Palpatine clone.

Have one of the First Order officers suggest he looks like Palpatine and “Snoke” sneakily makes him choke and die while he’s eating lunch.