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#469428
Topic
Now with 100% more Inception spoilers (was: xhonzi's Guide to Not Being Ignored by xhonzi (or to get your groove back))
Time

Akwat Kbrana said:

xhonzi said:

Yes, it's time to unveil Step #2 in not getting yourself ignored by xhonzi.

Step #2: Don't use the "i" non-word.

But...but...I thought you liked "Inception." Now we're not allowed to use the word?

 

Inception is a word- an i word, in fact.  I, of course, was referring to the "i" non-word.

Refer to Frink's blatant disregard for my condition in the preceding post.

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#469422
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
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Less Ambitious Game Titles:

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/114/1142702p1.html

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/114/1146756p1.html

@_SchmoGarcia Archie vs. Capcom

@KuraFire Mildly Frustrated Birds

@Orochi36 Need For Speed Limit

@oneshotfinch Left1Dead

@ianstalk Viceroy of Persia

@lukel1127 Wii Slightly Better Shape Than You're in Now but not by Much

@Batman5273 God of World Peace

@kavla Where in town is Carmen Sandiego?

@WillyFresh992 11pm is my curfew Club

@rtobar83 Average Mario Bros.

@PhilColarich Cowbell Hero

@oldschewl A Boy and his Pointless Handful of Jellybeans

@it_burns Marvel Mulls Over Picking a Fight With Capcom 3

@codypiper Average size average size planet

@enlrgedhousecat Geometry Ceasefire

@Gamecrashers Pac Man Runner Up Edition

@Ilan121 Playful Kombat

@Batman5273 Call of Duty: Modern Negotiations

@23Breach Magic: the get together

@hilarygoldstein Penultimate Fantasy

@23Breach Professor Layton And the Rudimentary puzzle

@tomobiki 2D Dot Game Guys

@oneshotfinch Accountants Creed

@BlackElement17 Batman Arkham youth detention center

@jiguryo Scott Pilgrim vs. The County: The Game

 




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#469417
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
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CP3S said:

I bought The Protector Trials for BS2 yesterday, figured I should grab them while they are on sale even though I won't be able to play them until I get my game back from my friend. Thanks for the heads up Xhonzi.

You're welcome.  I just learned from Malcolm Gladwell that I am a "market maven" and it's my sworn duty in life to fight crime let people know when things are on sale.  I just wish 005 was a market maven too, then maybe I'd have a free laptop.  ;(

Have you started Assassin's Creed II, yet?

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#469393
Topic
Now with 100% more Inception spoilers (was: xhonzi's Guide to Not Being Ignored by xhonzi (or to get your groove back))
Time

TheBoost said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

I've seen Inception! What's the next step?

 I can't speak for xhonzi, but I for one think you're now a worthwhile human being.

Unfortunately Ziggy, you were never on my ignore list, so confirmation that you have watched Inception doesn't drive me to any unIgnoring actions.

But it's possible this is our first point-to-point interaction, therefore you are officially not ignored.

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#469156
Topic
Last movie seen
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TV's Frink said:

xhonzi said:

TV's Frink said:

 

I'm guessing I don't fully understand this yet.

Wow, spoiler tags?

Do you know how many people on this forum haven't seen the movie yet?

Carp.  Removed.

I probably should see Inception before I learn too much from The Cheezeburger Network.

Not to mention Lost.

Yeah, then I can finally unIGNORE! you.

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#469145
Topic
Random Thoughts
Time

TV's Frink said:

xhonzi said:

TV's Frink said:

File under "the hell?"

http://soundtempest.net/soc/imgswf/glenn_beck_makes_20_million_a_year.swf

Make sure you watch the whole thing.  Twice.

2. Okay, tell me which movie the song is from.  I know I should know it, but I can't quite figure it out.  I'm hearing muffled lines of dialogue and seeing someone stabbing someone else... but that's about it.

2. 28 Days Later

 That's it!  The Rebels are There!

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#469112
Topic
Random Thoughts
Time

TV's Frink said:

File under "the hell?"

http://soundtempest.net/soc/imgswf/glenn_beck_makes_20_million_a_year.swf

Make sure you watch the whole thing.  Twice.

1. I didn't watch the whole thing.  I did listen to all of it and I kept checking in on it.  Did I miss anything?

2. Okay, tell me which movie the song is from.  I know I should know it, but I can't quite figure it out.  I'm hearing muffled lines of dialogue and seeing someone stabbing someone else... but that's about it.

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#469104
Topic
Random Thoughts
Time

doubleofive said:

 

xhonzi said:


YOU LEAVE JOHN TESH OUT OF THIS!

Depending on the cause of your sore throat, I find "xhonzi's amazing baby aspirin and chew gum" remedy to work wonders.
That does sound amazing!

 

Oh it is!  I used to use Aspergum for the same purpose, but they stobbed making it.  But you can read about that it in the "They Stobbed Making It!" thread.

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#469100
Topic
New Theory: Steven Spielberg Ruined Star Wars
Time

skyjedi2005:

There are genuine Indiana Jones scenes in that film , but they are few and far between, and i give the success of such scenes to Spielberg, not Lucas who thinks kiddy jokes are so great like nuked fridges and prairie dogs, not to mention jar jar stepping in [stuff].  Or alien saucers.

I'm not the Spielberg fan that I was 15 years ago.  Even 15 years ago I would have leaned to the side of Lucas when trying to give credit for who made Indy so great.  I'm definitely not the Lucas fan that I was 15 years ago either.  So when it comes to assigning blame for ...Crystal Skull, I'm just not sure who is most guilty.  Actually, I don't really care to suss it out, and that's not what this post is about.

I took a couple of sick days last month and spent the time in bed to watch some DVD special features that I've been meaning to watch.  I busted out the Indiana Jones Trilogy boxset and watched the Bonus DVD.  Like most of you, ...Temple of Doom is my least favourite (until recently, that is) movie and the "making of" feature proved to be the most interesting.

Sidebar: It features SS saying that GL claimed he "had 3 of them outlined" when he talked him into making Raiders.  SS scoffs at it now, but at the time he believed him.  Of course, when they sat down to do Indy 2, they had no idea what to do next.

When it came to coming up with the ideas for Indy 2, GL basically said to SS, "Trust me".  SS let him come up the basic plot/set-up for the sequel and select Hyuck/Katz to write the script.

Sidebar: Hyuck and Katz are dragged out of whatever hole they've been in and are interrogated as for why they wrote the worst Indy movie.  They sort of have this wide eyed look to them, like they're not quite sure what they did wrong, but they'll fully comply with the interrogator's commands.

SS delcares that he didn't know much about India or Thuggee culture, so he couldn't do much besides go along with what GL and H/K had decided on- though it did make him a little uncomfortable.  Flash forward a few minutes and SS is commenting on how "dark" the film was.  He repeats how uncomfortable he was with the tone and did what he could to subvert it.  The editors of the doco quite wisely then cut to a clip of Temple of Doom:  A thuggee heavy is bearing down on Short Round or Willie, who is weilding a big hammer.  The heavy takes the hammer and throws it over his shoulder.  The camera cuts to three scrawny thuggees standing in line.  The hammer lands on the head of the centre thuggee who crumples into a pile.  Queue the laughter.

SS continues to talk about how he had to temper the darkness of the film with slapstick humour.

Sound familiar?

So I know that Temple of Doom was a year after Return of the Jedi, and that this technique already seems to be used in RotJ.  So, GL wasn't introduced to it on the set of Temple of Doom.  But was it reinforced?  Was it something that GL learned from SS through their friendship?  I wouldn't think the principle is really in place in Raiders at all, but perhaps it was something that they talked about behind the scenes. 

Is it possible that SS learned it from GL, instead?  Yep.  I do suspect George learned it from Steven, however.  Not that I can put my finger on the exact reasoning behind that though.

In summary, I see a fair amount of pining for what an SS directed Return of the Jedi would have been.  Personally, I'm relieved he didn't.  Sure, there are problems with RotJ, but I think SS was more part of the problem than the unapplied solution.

What do you think?

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#469087
Topic
Was there ever a treatment or outline for the prequels ?
Time

Diego said:

At the end of the Making of Star Wars book there are some notes written by Lucas in 1977 speaking as C-3PO and Leia and he mentions, for example 3PO being reassembled by a young boy working for a junk dealer. He also mentions Trade and Commerce unions buying Senators to support Chancellor Palpatine.

There's also mention of the midi-chlorians.

 Shut yo mouth.

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#469085
Topic
Random Thoughts
Time

YOU LEAVE JOHN TESH OUT OF THIS!

Depending on the cause of your sore throat, I find "xhonzi's amazing baby aspirin and chew gum" remedy to work wonders.  Take a stick of gum (flavour of your choice!) and chew it for about 10 seconds.  Then take 3-4 "baby aspirin" (chewable 81 mg aspirin that you shouldn't give a baby (I guess)) and fold them into the gum and chew it.  The aspirin slowly comes out of the gum and mixes into your saliva and medicates your throat.  It's no replacement for Anti-biotics if you have strep, but it works on some of the nastier sore throats I've had over the years.