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(chiding self) See what happens when you're gone a while??

It's gone downhill after page 5.

Wow, I look pretty hot in that pic.

TV's Frink said:

vote_for_palpatine said:

TV's Frink said:

Potsie?  Is this supposed to be a mispronunciation of pasta?  Was he known for liking pasta?

vote_for_palpatine said:

*crickets*

 Hey, WTF?? I just got off work. I haven't had a chance to explain myself. We're not all state lottery winners like you, Frink.

Anyway, yes, Potsie was abominable wordplay on my part.

But since the rest of this post is off-topic,

PROBATION!!! (for me)

TV's Frink said:

I still think you're avatar is hot, if that's what you're asking.

 I also think you are avatar is hot.

All the contact information I can gather will be compiled in this post, which i will edit whenever I get new addresses:

LUCASFILM

The mailing address for Lucasfilm is P.O. Box 29901, San Francisco, CA 94129.

Correspondence to George Lucas can be mailed to Lucasfilm at the address above.

I would also like to contribute to this effort.

It would help to send letters not only to LucasFilm and media outlets, but how about influential people? James Cameron is a guy who is not shy with his opinion about this - what if he got letters on this topic? Maybe he'd keep the fire burning.

What about sending letters to Speilberg or Coppola? I know GL cares about what they think.

is in my ears,
is in my eyes.

There, beneath the blue,
suburban skies,
I sit and

Damn. I can't remember the rest.

I've rather enjoyed the original characters you guys have cooked up over time, and I wanted to catalogue them here. Who else do we have besides:

• GORMALLY
• Ric Olie
• Diet Gaffer Tape
• Wilfredo Arandela
• C3PX

So. Am I missing any original characters?

I can see my magnificent state of the art archtectural triumph just fine. Your eyes are obviously incapable of beholding such a wonder.

And as to your reply, that was a clear draw.

• GORMALLY. Apparently he posts with the frequency of his host (and still insists he sees the ghosts...); Ric doesn't post nearly as much as that everlasting spewer, Frink.

vote_for_palpatine Stadium:

TV's Frink Field:

I have mentioned before that I am overweight; it came in handy here.

If any posters of renown have been conspicuous in their absence, please indicate so here. Rewards vary from meager to three hair-widths above meager.

For our friends across the pond, I meant "meagre".

• Vaderisnothayden
• Darth Solo
• tv bracket
• Stinky-Dinkins
• timbox129 (2.0 is an imposter)
• ricardo

You guys got any more?

I've got him so confused, he's kicking thin air whilst I lay relaxed, in a prone position. This is over before it begins.

How am I play these game?

GORMALLY was all my fault. The worst part was, because my susceptibility to demonic possession gene was recessive, it wasn't obvious that GORMALLY was with me at all - and thus I was posting among you freely, like the carrier of a deadly virus who is himself immune.

On the plus side, he's more pleasant than one would expect from an IMP.

TV's Frink said:

crotch

 AHA!

GORMALLY the Imp knew you'd say "crotch"!

GORMALLY the Imp. (file photo)

You are now under the spell of GORMALLY. You must change your avatar and your user title to reflect this. Only when another poster says what GORMALLY predicts are you free of the spell - and this next poster is under the spell of GORMALLY.

Failure to follow GORMALLY's procedure will result in uncomfortable humidity, an itch on the left elbow you just can't scratch, and rice that just doesn't taste right.

I'm sorry I hit you with Force lightning.

I apologized to CM, but he hasn't been back in some time. Maybe I'll PM CM.

This discussion about Avatar is yet another reason I'm glad I did not, and will not, ever watch it.

C3PX said:

Sooo, is this thing being picked up for a second season? I hate when shows get canceled on a cliff hanger. Hmm, maybe we should mail mass quantities of some really inexpensive object to the studio execs to annoy them to death and show them how serious we are about wanting this thing renewed. Then when it does get renewed, we'll just download the episodes off of thepiratebay each week and the execs, seeing that it is still getting very few viewers, will cancel it a second time, but this time we will be kind of bored with it and not really care anymore, because honestly, the second season will get pretty convoluted and add all sorts of extra pointless characters and lose all that we thought was great about season one. Our only lament will be that season two will also end on a cliff hanger, but ultimately, we will get over it and no longer care within a matter of hours...

So, yeah, can we expect to find out what happens next? Or is this the end?

DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY

The idea I had planned for this actually sucked the more I thought about it, so I stopped writing this altogether. Better to pull the plug than reveal my LAME idea. I should have hired Jonathan Hales for script help.

TV's Frink said:

Why hasn't anyone posted in this thread for over five hours?

I've only watched TV's Frink a little at a time, so I don't have the timing down.

This Thread is now about...RIC OLIE!

Oh, okay. Then:

R'ic olie ricolie RI'c Olier i colier ic o lier, ic O lie'r icol ier icolie rico.

-What is black, white, and read all over?

-The newspaper. C'mon dude, that was too easy!

-Damn. I forgot that one doesn't work in print. Oh, I know! Knock knock!

-Who's there?

-Orange!...$#@+! I did it again!