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Just another day on the job for P.I. 3PX.

New sock P.I. 3PX in five, four, three...

Zig was so awesome that we (including me) all assume everyone else is Zig too.

This board is like the movie Identity.

I got it!!!

It was: Senator_Polk_of_NJ!

I am teh awesome!!!

I understand Diet Gaffer Tape was banned. So...who was he/she?

BTW, if you're going to ban a Gaffer Tape, why keep the one with all the extra calories and high fructose corn syrup? That's crazy.

Do you have any new scripts? I enjoyed your old ones.

Ordinarily I would; in this case I'd rather not, since twat came up in it through his rebuttal of RLM. I am registering my strong dislike of the guy based upon what he wrote. It's appropriate here.

Less appropriate was his use of politics in a rebuttal to RLM. Only twats do that.

For what you're asking, I'll accept nothing less than the hottest Brazilian in your concubine.

Bryan Young is a twat.

He equates the people who wish death upon him with (his term) "tea-baggers". The "tea baggers" are nothing like that, so as a "hater" of the PT and a "tea bagger", I declare him: twat.

That WESHALLPRESERVE imposter forgot to mention he was only fourteen. Dead giveaway.

Last night's episode hinted at awesome just enough to be frustrating. The letdown is happening sooner than i expected.

Calm down, bkev.

That was an excellent Stinky bit.

Simple one here...Pancakes or Waffles?

I was 17 when I beat Mean Streets the first time. I beat it again last week - an eighteen year gap. The game is awesome, but those goddamn flights between cities. Jeez.

TK99 said:

Okay Ady, I gonna do the dick move here.

 What, get rubbed raw inside a lonely guy's closed hand? (Rim shot!)

I am gonna be bit demanding.

 DAMN YOU ADYWAN! I WANT MY BITS AND I WANT THEM NOW!!

Its April 2010 and I am going insane waiting for this.

My guess is you're already there.

Probably just out and out piss my pants in shock for just the trailer of Return of the Jedi Revisited trailer.

 There's a trailer for the trailer?

But I gonna ask what we are all thinking.

 "What happened to Vanessa Carlton?"

If you could put a percentage on how much is done I think we deserve it.

 We deserve it for...because we...remember how we...um.

If it is less the 50% I will probably go on tower with a rifle or just do what the Plinkett Reviews guy does with the hookers in the crawl space.

This joke doesn't work so well with multiple punchlines. Not that it works anyway. 

I once saw a user name box box box which I liked.

I thought you were a Yankees fan? Or are they your AL team?

Cookie Monster,

By far the best feature in this forum is the search engine.

I like vote_palpatine_now, as once suggested by xhonzi.

Does the thread called "The Silly Thread" qualify? Or was that trying too hard?

Sluggo said:

And vfp, you are a mean bully-man.  You leave 005 alone. 

 I'm still ticked at the things he said to me playing Dr. Frasier Crane when he was playing Dr. Niles Crane.

Seriously 005, that sucks.

No. I went there, but Identifont enabled me to find the names of the fonts I needed.

I googled "New Yor". The results were unsurprising.

I miss E1HOMEVIDEO. He used to be such a great poster. Remember the time he came in here to let us know that YESTERDAY WAS A LIE featuring PETER MAYHEW coming soon to DVD!?

Maybe after all the hype of the release of YESTERDAY WAS A LIE featuring PETER MAYHEW coming soon to DVD! dies down, he'll be back and posting like he always used to.

I saw a lot of wild accusations flying around in this thread and frankly, I'm appalled.

After all, this thread is about lurkers. How do we know Diet Gaffer Tape wasn't some longtime lurker who, thanks to a thread asking for lurker participation, decided to sign up??

It's a witchhunt. Witchhunt, I say! You all should be ashamed.