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#464747
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RedLetterMedia's Revenge of Nadine [TPM 108 pg Resp. [RotS Review+RotS Preview+ST'09 Reveiw+Next Review Teaser+2002 Interview+AotC OutTakes+Noooooo! Doc.+SW Examiner Rebuttal+AotC Review+TPM Review]
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So it bothered me a bit that the only example of actors' inappropriate reactions to CGI environments the newest review offered, was a short bit that went on for like one second before cutting to the next frame - one I hadn't even noticed before.

That also leads me to believe that I have an extremely bad eye for this kind of thing... so apart from Sam Jackson's awkward lightsaber movements in the arena, would any of you know more examples of such failures?

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none said:

Bingowings wrote:

It's shifted off the RDM reviews a number of times as the title testifies, as to when it stopped being on the whole light hearted fun and somewhat RDM related I think that's very, very recent, within the last two pages I think.

It's still mostly light hearted fun and related to the RDM reviews...mostly.

RDM?

= Rotten Drooling Megalomaniac.

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So this begs the question how you could even consider taking a post talking about grave offense having to do with "sarlacc buttockshole" to begin with ;)

Basically, all I said was that your mother had once posted a comment with a double emoticon - violation of rule 1 hoe?

 

Oh man, this is getting silly.

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TV's Frink said:

Why do you have two tongues?

...

...

Actually, I suppose the question should be why you have two mouths.  If you have two mouths, it generally follows you would have two tongues.

Your mother has two mouths.

...

whatever.

Maybe we should all go take a look at this again?

"From this point forward, the following simple rules apply:

  1. No personal attacks. (i keed, i keed!!!)
  2. No excessive profanity.
  3. Stay on topic.
  4. No image-only posts unless the image has a direct bearing on the topic at hand and it adds value to the discussion."

 

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RedLetterMedia's Revenge of Nadine [TPM 108 pg Resp. [RotS Review+RotS Preview+ST'09 Reveiw+Next Review Teaser+2002 Interview+AotC OutTakes+Noooooo! Doc.+SW Examiner Rebuttal+AotC Review+TPM Review]
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JasonN said:

Funny enough, I had intended my post to be in jest and not to be taken seriously. But as is the case with everything online, someone with way too much time on their hands went and took what I said seriously and, in an attempt to belittle my ego as being without worth while trying to build themselves up to be an intellectual demigod on the subject, wrote a banal post scrutinizing my previous post word-for-freaking-word.[/QUOTE]

 

[QUOTE]Well actually, as is the case with everything online, acting stupid "in jest" can often be indistinguishable from actual genuine stupidity - and while I had thought you might be kidding, because it was just so stupid, there wasn't any "wink wink" in the text to convince me of that.

So um yea, quit whining and complaining about people not getting your clever satire, and welcome to intratubes.

And no, a :P doesn't = "this was a joke". More so an ;), but even then it can still mean "lol see how dumb you are /what you didn't realize?". Welcome to intratube once more

 

Hmm, You know what? I think I'll give that a try as well. :P

twooffour said:

On the audio commentary to the Matrix films, the "critics" at one point, point out the seeming contradiction between "don't think you are, KNOW you are", and "your mind makes it real".

Then some dumb twerp kid says "it's not the spoon bending, it's yourself", and then seconds after "there is no spoon". What??!

It's just your typical vague pseudo-philosophical, pseudo-mystical mumbo jumbo, that falls apart under the slightest application of scrutiny, but can certainly be reconciled within itself using some kind of apologetic mental gymnastics.

For future reference, if you're going to post a quote that you intend to lambaste and then run a tangent on with your pseudo-jargon BS, please get the quote right:

Child: "Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth." 
Neo: "The truth?"
Child: "There is no spoon."
Neo: "There is no spoon?"
Child: "Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."

So there we have it, if you bend "only yourself", as opposed to "yourself and the universe minus the spoon", how can anyone else see the spoon bend, and nothing else? ;)

:P

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RedLetterMedia's Revenge of Nadine [TPM 108 pg Resp. [RotS Review+RotS Preview+ST'09 Reveiw+Next Review Teaser+2002 Interview+AotC OutTakes+Noooooo! Doc.+SW Examiner Rebuttal+AotC Review+TPM Review]
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TV's Frink said:

twooffour said:

3. You're not infallible and omniscient...

Interesting...

 

Irony aside, I never said anything amounting to "I fucking have my own opinion and don't need reviews or anyone else a source of fact and thought", so no, actually not interesting at all :PP

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JasonN said:

Wow.... I am so glad that I don't give enough of a sh*t to listen to so-called reviewers to tell me what and how I should think of a motion picture, regardless of whether they are personally for or against said film, otherwise I too would end up in pointless and meaningless arguments with anonymousness and oftentimes ignorant people over the internet on my personal views as to why I honestly believe that a certain movie or movies sucks ass. :P

1. Reviews, especially good ones, don't only deal in "opinions" and "views", or "honest belief".

2. Good reviews will combine factual and logical argumentation with comments on the reviewer's own opinion on the work based on that argumentation and personal taste - not "tell you what you should think".

3. You're not infallible and omniscient, and a good review / other person / source of info can actually be an eye-opener to anyone no matter how "hard" they "believe".

4. These arguments are only as pointless and meaningless as the very activity of watching a film, or "honestly believing" something about it.

 

Yea, that's what you get for arrogant flame baiting on top of an imaginary, self-made molehill. Next one :D

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I haven't even read most of the thing yet, but in his introduction, he has this to say about the AOTC review's "disgusting disingenuous tactics":

Such as asking whether Sidious was a former Jedi gone bad, despite his frequent meetings with the Jedi as Palpatine without anyone ever treating him as such.

... NOT, a good way to start, pal. NOT good, at all.

All he does is show Sidious among others while complaining about the lack of exposition in regards to the Sith - are all of them ex Jedi, or not? What's happening?

Palpatine might've been trained as a Jedi without the knowledge of the official council, if that were the case. PLINKETT NEVER IMPLIED THAT SIDIOUS MIGHT BE A FORMER JEDI COUNCIL MEMBER. /confusedmatthewvoice

 

Wow. Just wow. I'm looking forward to the rest of the rebuttal!

 

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TV's Frink said:

twooffour said:

TV's Frink said:

twooffour said:

He's Haydin'

Hint: you're supposed to say "who's VINH?"

... and where's he hayden'?

*facepalm*

wut, vins haydin behind faceplam?

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RedLetterMedia's Revenge of Nadine [TPM 108 pg Resp. [RotS Review+RotS Preview+ST'09 Reveiw+Next Review Teaser+2002 Interview+AotC OutTakes+Noooooo! Doc.+SW Examiner Rebuttal+AotC Review+TPM Review]
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Tobar said:

LOL!

Oh man, I's just gonna post that... LOL!

He's clearly razzing the guy there, but now I'm actually really pumped to actually read the whole thing :D

 

And Stoklasa's an amazing voice impersonator xD

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Akwat Kbrana said:

Actually, I'm planning to read it. Not because I'm a fan of the prequels, but because both the films and reviews are within my scope of interest, and I prefer viewing both critically at any time - documents such as these can open new perspectives, if written well.

Well that's not exactly surprising. Most of your posts on this forum have been extremely long, boring walls of text arguing with TheBoost over whether or not RLM's reviews are any good. Personally, I've skipped over most of them because of their excessive verbosity, and the fact that they're dull, uninteresting, and not entertaining in the slightest. And also because I've actually got a life; why would I even care what some random dude on the internet thinks of someone else's opinion of a youtube review of a Star Wars movie? Plenty of other things to spend my time on (including the manifold other posts on OT.com that actually have something interesting to say).

So I'm unsurprised that a 108 page document about someone's youtube review of a Star Wars movie is something you'd find appealing. But I doubt there are many like you.

As for people watching the reviews cuz they ain't text - fuck that, what you're writing right now is text. Packing content into an easly digestable, amusing package can help attract people's interest, but that doesn't mean people who're already interested in the topic aren't taking a look anyway. A negative side-effect of being charismatic and entertaining is that the stupider folk ends up attached to your persona and becomes uncritical, protective fan dumb.

Congratulations on going off half-cocked and completely missing my point. Yes, my post did indeed comprise written text. It was also roughly two to three paragraphs long. My contention was not that written text is bad; only that very few people are likely to be interested in reading a book-length document that discusses perceived inadequacies of a freaking youtube movie review.

Personally, I think your comment is "sad", and "frikkin' hilarious" - in its premise, 50 times more blindly fanboyish than the object at hand, and completely superfluous: 

Indeed. Who are you again? And why should I give a rat's ass? Are you seriously contending that my having taken about thirty seconds to shoot off a comment on a Star Wars message board is more fanboyish and pathetic that someone sitting down and painstakingly typing out 108 pages of text concerning the inadequacies of someone else's opinion about a Star Wars movie?

Well, you certainly have a "unique" point of view. Not that that's always a good thing...

if you're not gonna read it, don't comment.

And what the hell is this supposed to mean? By your own logic, if you didn't like my post, then you shouldn't have responded to it. Go back to the shallow end of the pool.

 

 

 

Well that's not exactly surprising. Most of your posts on this forum have been extremely long, boring walls of text arguing with TheBoost over whether or not RLM's reviews are any good. Personally, I've skipped over most of them because of their excessive verbosity, and the fact that they're dull, uninteresting, and not entertaining in the slightest.

 

I was mainly writing it for myself, and in the context of the circumstance that I had entered a debate with another user and wanted to make sure my arguments stand on both feet. Other than that, for anyone who might be interested to read it for whatever reason.

If you're not interested, then great - I never had any intention to specifically entertain you with my posts.

Now, I'm saying all of that as someone who does occasionally enjoy following some internet debate, or internet fight, about something, or between users, if I feel like it - but just to keep things in perspective, the majority of people wouldn't even care to read two posts of this very thread if linked to it, and won't give two shits about the entire forum for that matter. And, you know what? They don't have to read it.

It's all relative.


 

And also because I've actually got a life;

 

That's awesome for you, but you can't prove it here, and it doesn't matter here. Apparently, the demands of your "life" don't prevent you from getting on this forum about Star Wars, and getting involved in personal quarrels and arguments about unimportant stuff ;p

What a clichéd and useless remark.

 

 

why would I  even care what some random dude on the internet thinks of someone else's opinion of a youtube review of a Star Wars movie?

 

You obviously cared enough to write this response, and you also cared enough about "someone else's opinion of youtube review of a star wars movie" to put your own opinion of that opinion out there ;)

And you didn't do that with the clearminded savvy attitude that no one would or should care about your comment ;)

And not one along the lines of "I don't have time for this, and not really interested, but nvm move on.", but clearly "this dude is an idiot for writing something I'm not interested in". :p

 

So I'm unsurprised that a 108 page document about someone's youtube review of a Star Wars movie is something you'd find appealing.

 

Well, it's a youtube review I highly enjoy and care about, of a movie I've seen and talked about quite a few times. So yea, not particularly surprised either.


 

But I doubt there are many like you.

 

Well no one said they have to read it, right?

Although, to be fair, whoever spends some time on discussing about Star Wars and these particular reviews, or often uses these reviews a stick to beat SW fans with, or any other comparable variant, would have an intellectual obligation to look at the article if he wanted to continue debating and pointing to the review :)


 

 

Plenty of other things to spend my time on (including the manifold other posts on OT.com that actually have something interesting to say).

 

So... your "life", huh? :p

If I may suggest, how about you go read those posts on OT.com that you're so interested in?

Ironical how I, despite being aware of being on a forum that is mainly devoted to the preservation of the OT, fan edits of the PT and meticulous shot-by-shot comparisons between the various versions of the films, am not particularly interested in any of those (although can't say entirely desinterested, either) and yet I don't go on those threads and tell everyone how uninteresting I find those efforts.

Mainly probably because I recognize the value of it, and why some are, in fact, interested.

 

 

So, next, you quote a section of my post which first off-handedly mentions how everything you write and read here (and NOT just your last post, but the entirety of text) is text, and arguable often boring text as well, and then mainly deals with the issue of charismatic, entertaining presentation and its ups and downs.

Obviously, you only respond to the former ;)

 

 

Congratulations on going off half-cocked and completely missing my point. Yes, my post did indeed comprise written text.  It was also roughly two to three paragraphs long. My contention was not that written text is bad; only that very few people are likely to be interested in reading abook-length document

 

No, actually you said that only "mindless Lucas gushers" would read that sort of fanboi crap, and the guy was a sad idiot for doing it at all.

Big difference to a dry observation about how many people aren't likely to get to read the article. You actually litereally said the guy sucked because he wrote something you have no interest in.

 

 that discusses perceived inadequacies of a  freaking youtube movie review. 

 

 

Yea, that "freaking youtube review" that you found so entertaining, right? The one that goes on for 70 minutes itself, providing kinda lots of material for potential analysis or rebuttals? 

Add to that the gleeful and kinda butthurt (am I reading between the lines there?) tone of your post, and the fact that the article in question isn't just a long article about the review but one that is aimed against it, and how it apparently supports "Lucas gushers", and the very penetrant image arises that actually, you care, you kinda don't like the fact that someone attempted to dissect that entertaining video review that's against the star wars prequels, and your whole post was clearly aimed at putting down the guy who wrote it. 

 

 

Indeed. Who are you again? And why should I give a rat's ass?

 

Well don't, then :P ;)

 

Are you seriously contending that my having taken about thirty seconds to shoot off a comment on a Star Wars message board is  more fanboyish and pathetic that someone  sitting down and painstakingly typing out 108 pagesof text

 

Yes, because fanboyism is a qualifier of someone's thought process and how opinions and arguments are formed, and the person's motivations behind doing so - not the length and quantity of it.

Fanboyism is defined by a combination of specific fallacies, circular logic / dogmatism, self-contradictions / hypocrisy, dishonesty etc. caused by logically unjustified admiration of, emotional attachment to and personal investment in a given work, or given artist or person.


If there's any derogatory word for investing disproportionate time on something arguably "unimportant" in a larger context (that is if you can prove it actually is unimportant, and doing the work destroyed the life and health of its author), it would be "nerdy".

People who're all obsessed about Star Trek and know everything about its canon and get terribly upset about some new movie "violating" it, are called "nerds" because they invest way too much passion into a bunch of (mediocre and campy) fiction.

Although even then, it's really because of the obsession with fictional stuff being correct or regarded, not savvy insightful criticism of writing quality. But hey, people invested in classical music history are called "nerds", too. Whatever.

 

 

concerning the inadequacies of  someone else's opinion about a Star Wars movie?

 

Well technically the RLM reviews are at least as much opinion as they are attempts at actual objective reasoning and analysis. Actually, the latter overweighs significantly.

In fact, the writer of the rebuttal put a disclaimer on that in his intro, but then, you wouldn't know since you haven't read it, right?

 

 

 

By your own logic, if you didn't like my post, then you shouldn't have responded to it.

 

Congrats on falling into the very predictable trap, sir.

No, see, there's a crucial difference between "don't like don't comment" and "don't care don't comment", especially since "comment" here is equivalent to "bash".

As in "don't like don't bash" (which is nonsense and a frequent fanboi defense against criticism - not liking is the very reason for the bashing, and no one is obligated to only watch and comment on things they like, because both of the above are determined by interest, not approval or enjoyment) and "don't care, don't bash" (which is spot on, because if you don't care, and don't care enough to look at it, you have no feet to stand on if you're gonna "bash" it, and only make yourself look like a dunce).

 

I never actually said I didn't "care" about your comment (obviously I cared just enough to write a response, and then some), and the reason I responded and deconstructed it is not so much because I didn't "like" it, but because it's utter biased nonsense consisting of nothing but fallacies.

Obviously, in the grand picture of things (things like that pdf rebuttal of some review), your comment doesn't really matter ;)

Welcome to the internet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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RedLetterMedia's Revenge of Nadine [TPM 108 pg Resp. [RotS Review+RotS Preview+ST'09 Reveiw+Next Review Teaser+2002 Interview+AotC OutTakes+Noooooo! Doc.+SW Examiner Rebuttal+AotC Review+TPM Review]
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Bingowings said:

Cinema being a largely visual media makes demands on the eye which would make it impossible to multi-task (at least on the first viewing).

Film reviews using video are secondary commentary.

I can pause the film and do something else or keep it running and listen to the comments and if something really catches my ear revisit that section of the review and see how it's been illustrated visually if I think it may be pertinent or entertaining to do so.

I can pause my reading of a book to do something else (often necessary if the book is particularly long) or I can listen to an audiobook and do several things at once (something I do frequently).

 

Fair enough - although, in the case of RLM, I'd say that at least by the point where we get to the STXI and EpIII reviews, the content of text and image becomes so dense, and often intertwined, that watching it while doing laundry or whatever becomes less and less practical.

But YMMV. At the end of the day, it all boils down to whether one is interested in a given work or not, and how much time (or effort) one is willing to spend on it. Personally, I'd say I'm interested enough in RLM itself and things that have to do with picking apart the plots of Star Wars or a number of other films I've seen (but SW, along with the Matrix franchise, has a special place for me in that regard, I'd say - nothing I'm ashamed to say on these boards, of course :D), that I can be bothered reading or writing relatively dull text about it if I think it gives me anything.

YMMV, obviously.

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RedLetterMedia's Revenge of Nadine [TPM 108 pg Resp. [RotS Review+RotS Preview+ST'09 Reveiw+Next Review Teaser+2002 Interview+AotC OutTakes+Noooooo! Doc.+SW Examiner Rebuttal+AotC Review+TPM Review]
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Hypothetical.

As for complaints about RLM's long reviews, yea sure, read some of those as well, and they're just as stupid. Based probably on the fallacy that movies are only there for cheerful (or scornful) consumption when you've got friends over, or bored, and there's some sort of maximum limit on how much time and effort can be spent on an actual critical analysis / snarky derision, or production of any other sort of secondary material.

Bonus irony points when it comes from people who daily post multiple comments on movie forums :D

Also, of course, some of those comments were literally aimed against RLM BASHING the movies for hours, not so much merely commenting on them :P

Like, "it's bad making fun of someone's work, and if you spend so much time on that, that's so sad!" XDD

 

Um, why not go to the other extreme and ask why someone would spend so much time on making, you know, a MOVIE?! 3 years on... a 2 hour long movie? Especially one that's just there for entertainment and doesn't do anything in terms of useful social commentary or influence on society's opinions and attitudes towards important topics?

 

Question for you now, would you be able to watch the Phantom Menace, or TESB for that matter, while doing your laundry? Would you consider that the optimal mode for watching movies in a thoughtful way? How does saying that you can't read someone's pdf article as a distraction / accompaniment, as opposed to watching a video, say anything whasoever about the actual work itself, or how "sad" its author is?

Obviously it doesn't, it's the equivalent of "I don't give two cents about Star Wars, and won't watch it when it airs on TV". Just as valid, problem solved.

 

Having that said, I have no problem switching between work and forum posting / article reading, whether the work is on computer, or something else ;)

 Can you read a book while doing laundry?

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Well, in this case it's not, because criticizing the "overall concept" of a critical analysis (I prefer that approach over "fanboy rebuttals" ;) of a movie review is inherently and utterly fallacious.

Just as it so happens, it's actually a very frequently fanboy tactic to defend something from criticism - i.e. "the critic has no life spending all that time on it lol, Jorge/RLM/Lars Ulrich are so awesome anyway and won't care, and so won't anyone else", and it's very hard NOT to make associations like these immediately.

Also, saying that "I'm not gonna read it cuz its boring, and the original thing is fun and entertaining" is basically just saying "I'm not bothering to look at it if the author doesn't go out of his way to serve me hilarious fun and jokes so I bother to look at his critical analysis". Well, then... don't. When I'm writing my posts, I'm also not bending over backwards to include funny .jpgs and hilarious puns and references just to give people any reason to read them, and frankly, neither do most other forum users either here, or anywhere else. Not interested in the topic / angle - don't read. Simple.

That sort of argument says a lot more about yourself than the object in question.

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Akwat Kbrana said:

Quackula said:

Plus, the title of his rebuttal is "A Study in Fanboy Stupidity".

LOL! I'm sure his little rebuttal is a study in fanboy stupidity...the title is apropos, just not in the way he intended.

Seriously, how sad is this? Does he really think anyone besides his fellow Lucas gusher nerds is going to care? The reason so many people watched RLM's reviews is that they are 1) Video, not text; and, 2) Amusing in their own right. So they're easy & enjoyable to watch.

But virtually no one is going to want to read through 100+ pages of some geek's "rebuttal" of a youtube video review of a Star Wars movie. Personally, I doubt I'd even be all that interested in watching a video rebuttal, and he expects people to slog through a book-length document just to find out why he disagrees with someone's negative review of TPM? Frikkin' hilarious.

 

Actually, I'm planning to read it. Not because I'm a fan of the prequels, but because both the films and reviews are within my scope of interest, and I prefer viewing both critically at any time - documents such as these can open new perspectives, if written well.

As for people watching the reviews cuz they ain't text - fuck that, what you're writing right now is text. Packing content into an easly digestable, amusing package can help attract people's interest, but that doesn't mean people who're already interested in the topic aren't taking a look anyway. A negative side-effect of being charismatic and entertaining is that the stupider folk ends up attached to your persona and becomes uncritical, protective fan dumb.

Kinda like your old history class - the smarter kids interested in history are going to listen even if the teacher is boring; the stupider can end up admiring and quoting their cool and hip and funny teacher without consideration for a long time.

 

Personally, I think your comment is "sad", and "frikkin' hilarious" - in its premise, 50 times more blindly fanboyish than the object at hand, and completely superfluous: if you're not gonna read it, don't comment.

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1) If the system is set up like the senate represent the interests of planets, as well as companies (you know, a bunch of weird aliens launch a company on some empty planet or whatever, and become a separate party), I could go with that. Not that important, but just kinda thrown in there, and another maybe interesting idea wasted.

2) Well, for the record, the movie doesn't say anywhere she's 14 - I think the novelization does, and dunno whoever else. Keira Knightley was 13 or something during filming, but under that make-up, you couldn't tell. Portman easily looked like she could be 20+.

At any rate, they probably wanted some weird planet harking to their old traditions (accentuated by all that make-up and formalspeak), so yea, the "elected" "Queens". As it stands, there's no substance to that idea so it's entirely disposable.

The obvious answer is that because Leia was a princess. Why was she a princess? Under an... Empire? ... Um, whatever. Pretty sure they were making a naive space fairtytale at that point, so not much thought went into that, either. It worked there, though... in a campy kinda way.

 

3) Either that, or Qui-Gon thought they'd just crap in their pants and give in without any actual threats.

At any point, yea, completely stupid - the opening scene is additionally hampered by the fact that we don't know how the Republic views the blockade. Valorum... or the Jedi... KNOW it's bad and illegal... or, um, they don't want the tax laws to change? But in public, Valorum is powerless so he "officially" doesn't believe the testimonies. Again, no clue about anything. When exposition is so damn paperthin, dropping further unclarities on top isn't the best idea.

Just stupid.