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#504375
Topic
Theme Parks You Wish Existed
Time

xhonzi said:

But please, there are children here.  Keep it TV-14.

TV-14??? O_O TV-14!!??!? You know you force me to leave out the seduction courses, strippers, going through the various sex books in Shaw's apartment, and a sexting session with a spy of your choice right? *sigh*

Okay, TV-14 version. Well there'd be the parachute rides. A few of those rides you sit in a booth and, it rides along as you get bad guys with various implements. Several stunt shows a day. There'd be a fencing place and, horseback riding. A Chuckcoaster would make you feel as though you were going through the flash effect. There'd be various tunnels with lights and, images you're in for a few seconds. Then you get to see the bad guy get his ass kicked in a monitor in front of you while you're outside the tunnel going through loops. Then another flash of say dancing, and the rollercoaster would be timed to make you feel like you did the ass kicking/dancing/whatever else. There'd be the "first class" flight ride where you either choose to get on the plane or, control the plane. The ride would start out smoothly then get into a part where some random person is behind the controls of your flight or, vice versa. Making it so that each time you have no idea if your ride'll 'crash' or, land safely. You'd have the opportunity to 'test' the security of a CIA base and, you'll have to try to break in to retrieve a random prize at the end. Oh and, of course there'd be the jungle section where you get on a ride to save Chuck. In a Star Trek Experience type way. Becoming honorary giant blonde she-males. The General Beckman approved rocket launcher shooting range. Oh yeah Tron is a huge thing in Chuck too so you'd definitely have to have Tron inspired exhibits as well. Plus a helicopter styled ride where you can shoot the various bad guys with your mini-gun. There'd also be car chase rides where you in the nerd herd car are being chased by Fulcrum.
There'd also be the deluxe experience where you start out trapped in a situation you don't know. Then you get saved by a spy who takes you on an adventure. Where you find out what the situation is, why they wanted you and, you go through variations of the above rides. At least 100 different scenarios. Which you would have an account to make sure you experience a different scenario. This would essentially to simulate "being Chuck" in a way. There'd even be two day scenarios where'd you get to stay in the adventure overnight. Oh yeah and, a standard helicopter flight tour over the park.

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Ah, ChuckLand I could go on and, on but, then I'd be at my computer forever typing out more...

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#504346
Topic
Muxing up Movie quotes
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Mr. Strickland: "Don't you think it's rather funny? I should be in this position."

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Mr. Strickland: "I'm the one who's always been so calm, so cool, no lover's fool. Running every show. He scares me so."

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Mr. Strickland: "I never thought I'd come to this. What's it all about?"

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Mr. Strickland: "Yet, if he said he loved me. I'd be lost I'd be frightened."





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#504167
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Random Pictures and Gifs (now with winning!) [NSFW]
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RedFive said:



DuracellEnergizer said:

"Superman receives his power from the radiation of our yellow sun, and is weakened when exposed to radiation from a red sun. It is possible a sith lightsaber, being red, might have similar properties".

Ah, I see. Anything that's red weakens Superman. So in theory Supe's own costume works against him, which means ...

Go for the family jewels, Lex!


I think it was because of the pl.... wait, am I really arguing this?

Yes.



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#503789
Topic
Theme Parks You Wish Existed
Time

Theme park based on my randomness would be neat.

Example quotes:

twister111 said:


Into into the reservoir I go. Splashing around with rising tides of the water. Sucked into the bottom I got greeted by the fire creatures within. We dance. They burn. I lick the paper to transport to faraway feilds. Incredible tantalizing winged creatures with tentacles. I get lost in the bushes. Eat stray berries in the path.

twister111 said:

Tornados twisting into lines. Relishing the delight of colors swirling about. It enters a gaze of slurry. Understated confusion of the entrapped beasts. The entrepot becomes a safe haven from the deluded cold. Embrace the trail as though it were a bee. Never stray. Become the long flighted admirable couth.

twister111 said:


Walking in the stream of gold burning my feet. Having tulips in hand. While horses and, rabbits gaze at me. Needing fox to eat. I try to remember my locket. Since the escape into a trial. Downtown a city cries. Never ended branch of a tree in my eye.

twister111 said:


I travel along till I got the snake of gold. We got it at the red dive. Following into the chasm of the abyss. Flowing with waters and, little tiny pigs. Finding out all had led up to the ever increasing rise of furniture is quite a revelation.

twister111 said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

In the meantime, post your ideas in this thread. It can a funny, animated, a blog, or anything you like!

Post away!
Okay, post a vid about donuts, fairies, a pillow, and bicycle helmet in same video. Oh and, must include the DVDs of a random film being rained on. Plus, pizza. Good luck with the vid!



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#503302
Topic
Let JediTray back in
Time

TV's Frink said:


JediTray?

??? *is confused*

Well... I'll say one thing (silly comment removed by self after few moments thought.)

After request by green:

"Well... I'll say one thing that Caprica fan site denoting screencapping an art form worthy of interviewing. It makes me glad I was not a fan of Caprica."

I felt this comment was disingenuous towards other Caprica fans. Fasely implying a lack of conception of what "art" is. I felt it silly and, rather presumptuous of myself to make that assertion albeit implied. To just make that assertion on the basis of one misguided blogger. I also thought it would spark a flame war and, derailment of this thread on Caprica, art, and Chuck. So I apologize but, due to demand my original comment is preserved.

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#502294
Topic
Movies in batches
Time

Bingowings said:


There was that batch of films questioning the nature of perceived reality.

There's also Cube (1997).

TV's Frink said:

Johnny Ringo said:

twister111 - What about "the Nines" - that Ryan Reynolds movie. 2007 


Also Session 9....well, 2001, but still...

Well if that counts as around the same time in this thread; then sure!


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