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suspiciouscoffee

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#1122986
Topic
The Dream of the Giant Fractal Woodlouse.
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I took a long nap this afternoon and had several different dreams that faded in and out, but I remember only a few moments of one with any clarity. I was aimlessly roaming around what seemed like a college campus, and I came across my brother and father having an argument. They were well into it by the time I found them. I asked what they were arguing about.

DAD: “We’re preparing for your death.”

Apparently, they were planning to kill me, and were quite happy about it. My brother splashed bleach in my eyes and I ran away.

DAD: “Don’t you want to die? You talk about it a lot. Are you too cowardly?”

I didn’t have an answer. I looked back at his face, and the scene dissolved into the image of my bedroom ceiling fan, but there were several lights in it instead of one, and they were arranged in a way that resembled my father’s face.

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#1121611
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What are you reading?
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chyron8472 said:

doubleofive said:

Finished Ready Player One for the podcast “book club” 372 Pages We’ll Never Get Back (from a couple of the RiffTrax guys). Holy shit, that book is the absolute worst. Badly written, poorly plotted, the main character has no redeeming qualities and spends 371 pages bragging about how much stuff he has memorized.

As a gamer, I was intrigued by this book so I bought the audiobook from Audible. I couldn’t even get past the first few chapters. Somewhere early on, the main character thinks about how smart he is for realizing there is no God, then almost immediately afterward he goes back to watching episodes of Family Ties and thinks about how pointless life is.

So… Rick and Morty?

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#1121180
Topic
The Place to Go for Emotional Support
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suspiciouscoffee said:

So I failed a calculus test yesterday. It’s just one test, and I can retake it too, so it shouldn’t be a big deal. Well I almost immediately sprung into a suicidal mood. I began thinking that I’m going to stay behind in the class and fail everything after this and get depressed about that that I start failing my other classes and kill myself by next semester.

Grade for the test retake came in. I got a C. Still not good, but at least I passed this time.

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#1120478
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Han - Solo Movie ** Spoilers **
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joefavs said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

joefavs said:

I was really hoping they’d go the Indy route and make it Han Solo and the ______.

That’s the title for the sequels and later home video releases.

Sure. I didn’t say “Go the Raiders route”, I said “go the Indy route”, referring to the series.

EDIT: Wait, are you suggesting there will be more young Han movies that use this naming convention and that when the Blu-ray of this one comes out it will be retitled Han Solo and Solo: a Star Wars Story?

I was just making a dumb joke, but sure, whatever flies your Falcon.

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#1120216
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Random Thoughts
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SilverWook said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

The venn diagram of people upset that Criterion is releasing The Breakfast Club and people that have forgotten they once made a DVD of Michael Bay’s Armageddon is a circle.

Are they somehow being forced to buy it?

IIRC, there was a simliar uproar when Armageddon and The Rock both got lavish Criterion Laserdisc editions. Some things never change. 😉

Must. Have. Every. Numbered. Spine.

It was kinda brilliant to announce it, get people mad, and announce a flash sale while everyone’s talking about Criterion already. It’s shame Dr. Strangelove sold out as soon as I heard about the sale, but I did get Tarkovsky’s Stalker.