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Last night I dreamt that I discovered a global conspiracy to brainwash/kill the masses and turn them into digital avatars of their former selves on a phone app, which resulted in someone throwing lawnmowers at me and messing with the dimensions of my house and nearly killing me several times.

That was a dream within the dream, and when I “woke up,” I discovered a “real” global conspiracy of a similar nature. This time, I ran around trying to warn my friends that I had seen this all in a dream, but they didn’t believe me, of course.

I woke up from this other dream within a dream to find that I had discovered a “real” global conspiracy definitely for real this time. It was a vicious cycle of nightmare.

I remember more details of each of the dreams, but I know not how to describe them, which is disappointing because this could be a fun story if I knew how to really tell it.

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DominicCobb said:

Wonder Woman did the impressive thing of being a typical superhero movie that didn’t feel stale. Marvel recently has had to mess with the genre to seem fresh, but I like that Jenkins was able to breathe some life into it while playing it straight.

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darthrush said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

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Collipso said:

Wonder Woman - didn’t like it at all. 😦

I find ralphthemoviemaker does a great breakdown of where the movie fails.

Ralphthemoviemaker also thought It Comes At Night was like the second best movie of 2017. I mean, that movie’s fine and all, but… really?

It ain’t like I agree with him always. I just found his Wonder Woman review to elaborate how I felt on that movie well. And he also is just a great youtube reviewer in my opinion. Justifies his opinion very well and is pretty funny at times.

Yeah, I know, I’m just giving you a hard time… for some reason. I think he’s okay, but “great youtube reviewer” is a pretty low bar 😛

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dahmage said:

I love that. I refuse to watch any movies untill this edit s completed.

It may take a few months, as I have to wait for the Blu-Ray, figure out how to rip it from the disc, screw up, screw up again, give up, use the DVD, screw up again, give up, steal a videotape from a plane, draw on the tape with a green marker, get your address, and mail it to you. Thank you for your patience! ❤️

yhwx said:

Is it pronounced “Letterbox-d” or “Letterboxed”?

the rest of us said:

Is it pronounced “yuh-wix” or “why-aich-doubleyou-ecks”?

TV’s Frink said:

I can’t wait until suspiciouscoffee gets back and see what y’all have done to his thread.

He recycled his own Batman theme for Justice League. I would have been okay with that in a good movie, but instead it was in Zack Snyder’s (and/or Joss Whedon’s?) Justice League.

MalàStrana said:

Any update ?

Sorry, if you want full updates, you have to support my patreon and/or kickstarter and/or give me BitCoin

ChainsawAsh said:

I also think it’d be necessary to replace the hilt with the ROTJ hilt, but I don’t know how feasible that would be.

Or, leave the hilt, and if someone notices, explain that it’s a hint at the fact that it’s a projection.

The Shape of Water

I hate it! It’s such a boring documentary on fluid dynamics.

Towards the end of The Last Jedi, Luke was completely ruined. The projection scene was stupid. Why? Because he didn’t project himself with the green saber, which is the best saber!

CHANGE LIST:

• Make projection-Luke’s saber green.
• That’s literally the only thing I want to change.

ChainsawAsh said:

Duracell liked 2049! This makes me happy.

Oh, and welcome back!

+2049

I didn’t see either Kong or Apes, but based on images, trailers, and clips I’ve seen in various parts of the web, I would say Apes has the better vfx.

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Were they afraid that they’d seem like corporate shills if they nominated LEGO Batman? I mean, I wouldn’t think it’s an Oscar-worthy film or anything, but surely better than Boss Baby.

congratulations to the masterpiece of cinéma The Boss Baby for being nominated for Best Animated Feature, well deserved.

Thanks! I really need to redo that first one in a higher resolution, though.

I already knew you were my fool.

A fruitless endeavor, for what is one copy of that piece of sh… nah, I love TLJ too much to even finish that nihilistic sentence ironically.

I would pre-order TLJ, but then I’ll regret it because “But I should’ve bought the 4K to future-proof it!” so I’ll save that mental debate for the actual release date and just pick it up at Walmart or something.