FADE IN
It is a hectic winter day in the town of North Polis, USA. People rush back and forth through the street visiting the small businesses that surround them. Festive music is heard coming quietly from the shops. Suddenly, a car speeds by and people leap to avoid it.
PAN WITH VEHICLE FOR A MOMENT
As the car, a blue 2001 Chrysler PT Cruiser, drives off screen, it reveals the title.
Title: The Fast And The Jolly
Cut to the driver of the blue car. He is a large man wearing sunglasses, singing along to [a song that I will choose later and edit into this spot]. He drives to a large house, white with timber-framing, just outside of town. The house rests at the bottom of a hill, surrounded by trees. The man walks into the house and sees a group of seven frail, elderly men wearing cloaks.