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I don’t know why I made this.

I don’t know why I made this.

Here’s the platform fight from Clones but at sunrise with some music from the climax of Empire:

https://vimeo.com/281754005

Password: fett

It’s also been heavily shortened with cuts inspired by The Phantom Editor.

Hal 9000 said:

MagnoliaFan’s edit of AOTC set up the Sepratists as the proto-rebellion, but there never was an Ep3 edit and I don’t think the idea carries over.

It’s a shame their edits are dead over on .info.

paja said:

How much would a 16mm film stock cost for 30 - 40 min

http://www.matthewwagenknecht.com/the-actual-costs-of-film/

“A good estimate for a 90 minute movie shot on Super 16 recans at a 4-1 ratio would be $5,625 for film stock if you pay $125 per roll. If you are willing to use short ends this cost would go down.”

He kind of stinks in EP 1, but he didn’t really do anything in the whole movie except sit around and complain.

I’m upset that the Separatists weren’t just straight up the Rebellion, with Dooku as the founder. And then Bail and Padmé join up at the end of the third one?

God George wasted Christopher Lee.

oojason said:

Oh God this joke is great.

Handman said:

I don’t understand the difference between a trap and a transvestite.

The Term “trap” Is used usually towards people that would at first appear to be cute girls, But are actually boys who have more of a feminine side whether being a homosexual or not. This links to the meme “traps are gay” Where men argue whether being intimate or liking a “trap” is gay.

Transvestite is a synonym for crossdresser, yet it has a negative connotation and many people prefer different words. This is not to be confused with transgender.

Remind me to edit that into loss, thank you.

suspiciouscoffee said:

I think I’d like to be a trap.

To a dark place this line of thought will carry us. Great care we must take.

I know what you mean.

Yeah, I know, but the comics are pretty baaad.

If everyone stayed dead that would be the most interesting possible thing to watch. If anyone was revived it would retroactively make Infinity War worse.

Ant Man and the Wasp (2018)

It was alright. The after credits scene was the best part.

I just hope that Infinity War 2 won’t revive anyone, but they probably will, and it will ruin Marvel movies for me.

Clone Wars is back, I guess.

“Hey, these people are willing to exchange their cash for our goods or services!”

“No! Don’t let them give us their money! They are of this certain minority!”

Other fake beard appearances:

(I mean, just look at that second one!)

Yeah, but people say ‘Luke would never do that, the scene betrays his character!’ and I don’t agree with them.

Luke’s final flashback in this movie is one of the best scenes in Star Wars. The intensity of the acting and all of the emotion!

Some people think that the scene sucks, and I just can’t understand it!

Anakin Starkiller said:

TV’s Frink said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

Haarspalter said:

Collipso said:

do people hate dex’s diner’s scene because dex himself is a big pile of cgi shit or are there other reasons?

How about Ewan McGregors terrible reshoot beard?

Oh, and the wig.

It’s not even noticeable. General Dodonna’s the only one in SW with a distractingly fake beard.

Obi Wan in AoTC outside the club would like the world’s biggest word with you.

Mind provide a screenshot?

Fake beard:

Real beard:

I just think it’s lazy writing that Obi-Wan happens to be friends with the one guy who knows how to solve the mystery.

Also I can’t believe that Obi-Wan is friends with this… thing:

I’ve read Pulp Fiction, Looper, every available Star Wars script, and Drive. I’ve been meaning to write something but starting is daunting. I want to read BR 2049 and The Last Jedi. I don’t know where to look for unproduced ones, but that seems like it would be interesting.

Anakin Starkiller said:

Hal 9000 said:

I’d suggest not bothering to keep it “chronological,” if it’s going to be a spinoff. Even moreso than numerical prequels, I would imagine it would be understood that the audience is already familiar with what came before.

And, just because I’d like to see it as part of a finished 3-in-1 edit, I’d advocate for Octorox’s opening framework: fade in with Lucasfilm logo, though perhaps no 20th Century Fox fanfare given your motif, and on the frame at which the opening STAR WARS logo would be, cut to the establishing shot of the ending TPM duel which originally followed Padme and company ascending via window. This duel would serve as a way to intercut bits and pieces of Anakin’s story so far. Works without a crawl.

He never finished his 3-in-1 edit, but I really like his opening.

Doesn’t every 3-in-1 edit start with that duel?

Not every one.

I remember the last time I went to the dentist their anesthetic didn’t work. After like three shots I stopped telling them I still felt it out of… embarrassment?

Cutting all of Leia after the explosion? And miss out on the Luke and Leia scene?

That’s gonna be a hard no from me.

Here’s a digital thing I did to test my tablet: