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#138560
Topic
Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Well, arguably they're real meat.

It's not that we "barbecue" the hot dogs and burgers. BBQing implies the use of BBQ sauce. We do cook them on grills because they just taste better. Why not cook them in such a way that you get the best possible taste? How do you cook them?


No, that's not what I mean. I mean, why make a bbq with burgers, and not with real cuts of meat.
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#138562
Topic
Parody: Extended versions of classic SW scenes
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UPS guy arrives at Jabba's palace. Knocks on the door. A mechanic eye comes out.

UPS: "I've got a delivery for mr Jabba the Hutt, from uh... Mr. Bobby Fett. Uh, Bobba Fett."

*alien language - the door opens and Jabba's assistent comes out *

UPS: "Please sign here. Thank you."

* he signs and moves a huge flying box into the palace *

Jabba: (subtitle) "Ah, yes, the carbon frozen captain Solo has arrived! Open the box!"

* They do, and inside... there's a pinball machine *

Jabba: (subtitled) "What?!"

CUTS TO A BAR, IT'S CLOSED. TWO MEN LOOK AT A FROZEN HAN SOLO OVER AN OPENED CARDBOARD BOX.

Man 1: "So uh... is this the pinball machine you ordered for the bar?"

Man 2: "Oh well... We could use it as a table or something..."

CUTS TO RANCOR PIT, THE UPS GUY IS THERE

UPS: "Hey guys! C'mon! This isn't funny! Lemme out!"
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#138534
Topic
What is your gas at?
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Over here saturday night the price was raised about 10% in the oil refinaries, mostly because of a legalized carthel that operates in this country and raises prices whenever they want to. Since only petrol had a price change, and gasoline is composed of other elements, and the taxes were not raised and the gas price is composed of those taxes, the price for the gas at the gas stations was supposed to raise only 3 to 4 %, and only about a week or two later, when the stations got the new priced gas. Yet, on sunday, gas stations had raised their prices to 10% or more. The TV stations talked to gas stations owners, and most of them said "What can I do? The possibility of a raise has come up, and we did raise it. All the others gas stations are doing the same.", one gas station owner, when asked, merely smiled at the camera, raising his shoulders. Fucking bastards, that's why I hate cars and oil companies. We DON'T have to be their slaves, we can use other fuels and other means of transportations, but they got their claws back into the government's back like a puppet, and making us their bitches...
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#138396
Topic
Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
Time
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Because even reprocessed and expensive, it's cheaper than steak.

Argh, Ric. Now you have me wanting to go to Burger King and Outback.

(My apologize to Warbler for hijacking his thread, but there is only so much one can say about birds or people that warble.)


I'm curious now, how much would cost a half a pound steak at a supermarket? Over here a Big Mac costs about the same as a good half pound steak, about 2 dollars.
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#138349
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
Time
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Mario Kart, Animal Crossing, and Metroid Prime Hunters have all been confimred online for the DS, and the Revolution has wireless online....

So it looks like even Nintendo will loose the social aspect, a shame.


While we will be able to play it over the internet, we'll still have those DS reunions. Nothing beats the laughter and insanity of those DS parties... (I'll send an url with the photos of the last nintendo party later)
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#138275
Topic
Superman Movie
Time
Originally posted by: Switch Radic
i remember going to see wing commabder just to see the Episode 1 trailer. Then when The Matrix came out, there was another trialer trailer that debuted. Fun times!


I remember when I first watched the teaser trailer for TPM... It was broadcasted at a local movie cable station, at the same night it debuted in the movie theaters. It was aired only once, and I waited for like, 20 minutes for it to be shown... After it ended I KNEW it was going to be great, but... I swear, I felt something funny when I saw Jar Jar inside that submarine thing, for half a second...

The first time I saw the teaser trailer for AOTC, I downloaded a leak one day after it was shown in theaters, recorded in the movie theater with a camera... That leaked fast...

The first time I saw the ROTS teaser trailer, I donwloaded a quicktime from an url at aintitcoolnews.
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#138273
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
Time
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Yeah; I was starting to doubt my decision about getting a DS, but after Kirby's Canvas Curse and AWDS, I'm pretty sure I chose right.

And Mario Kart DS, New Super Mario Brothers, Metroid Prime Hunters, the unnamed DS Zelda, ect ect... I have high expectations for this system now...


Just PRAY that Mario Kart DS dosen't feature support for the wi-fi internet network, or else I'll kick your ass and make you eat dust at it!

I like the DS also for it's nice multiplayer support. Once every month a huge group of Nintendo fanatics get together at a place and have some sort of a "Lan party" with DS and GBAs. Every month more people attend... And in other cities there are people making similar stuff, so the videogame itself is gathering people together. Now, with the other consoles, the OPPOSITE is happening, people stay at home and play at the internet connections the new generation consolers support, like they do with the PC games. Remember when you used to gather a bunch of friends and play videogames, and have tournaments and stuff? The social part of it is fading away, EXCEPT for Nintendo, it has always made games that kept the social part of it intact - I mean, look at the Mario Party series, Mario Tennis, Super Smash Brothers, Mario Kart, Goldeneye 64 (the BEST multiplayer ever)...
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#138272
Topic
Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
Time
Originally posted by: sean wookie
Uhh I don't think you get it.


That was from Hitchhikers Guide... C'mon, EVERYONE knows the 42 thing by now...

Regarding the McDonalds burger: well, Warbler, is there anything you could do with a burger besides eating it?
(and if you thought "throwing it away", I hope you never have to suffer from hungriness or malnutrition or starve in your life)
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#138271
Topic
Silly Pics
Time
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
In my Teen Titans fanfics, I have an Original Character (OC) named Ragnarok, who can be seen here.


Ahhhh... no, Chaltab... I rather not. A character named Ragnarok, it's probably yaoi.
(before anyone calls me homophobe, lemme say it was a joke and I have nothing against it)

Regarding the Penny Arcade comic strip: I read Penny Arcade regularly since it's early days, and it's great (although there are some jokes that only those who spend 20 hours a day reading videogame websites will understand).
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#138199
Topic
It's... the Monty Python Thread
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First thou take the holy pin, then thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shall count, and the number thou shall count is three. Thou shall not count to four, and shall not count to two, apart for the one preceding the three. Five is right out. Once three is the third number counted, thou shall throw your hand grenade at your enemy, who, being evil by My sight, shall snuff it.
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#138173
Topic
Superman Movie
Time
Originally posted by: Warbler
let me get this straight, people will actually buy a movie ticket just to see a trailer ?!!!? Talk about wasting your money. I will not pay to see a commerical. When I buy a movie ticket, its because I want to see the movie. A 30 second commercial is not worth the price of a movie ticket.


If I remember correctly, 50% of the audiences for The Waterboy was composed of people who wanted to see the teaser trailer for The Phantom Menace. There were cases of the whole theater emptying after the trailer.