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ricarleite

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#227874
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Simple Storytelling
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Which, also, proved infrutiferous. Several attempts were made of communicating with the Earth people. Mimics. Songs. Puppets. Pig latin. Nothing seemed to work. And Oxnar needed to find Mojo and Reallife soon, or else the plotline wouldn't advance fast enough, and that topic would be pushed back into page two of the forum, where it would be forgotten forever!
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#227708
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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Now here's one I heard today.

A man is walking down a road in the middle of the desert, when he notices an indian laying down on the road, with his ear stuck to the road. He is silence and dosen't move a muscle.

"What are you doing there?", asks the man.

"A 1970 Jeepster Commando... 75hp... Two people inside... Faulty exaustion... Color is... white... The license plate... is... 21... 585..."

"Yeeeaaah, right...", said the man, not beliving him. "And when is that car coming by? I don't see anything."

"Ten minutes ago... Over... my body.... Help...!"
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#227488
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YIYF's Long Bridge Club
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I try to think of religion less as "magic" and more as philosofy. I am an agnosthic, and I shift from being a believer and not constantly - I'm currently on one of my religious moods - and I belive that EVEN if some atheistic came around and proved that God does not exist and that what we see is all we have and that death is merely the end of consciousness, even then I would say "read the Bible". Or ask for churches to be kept as they are. Because it's not the whole magic behind it that matters. Who cares if Jesus really walked on water or not? What matters is the message. What we do. How we behave.
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#227336
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YIYF's Long Bridge Club
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If there's reincarnation, what is the porpouse of repent for your sins and the whole come of Christ to save our souls, as we have the ability to come back again, and again, and again? Besides, if there is reincarnation, and we live different lifes and forget about them when we move into a new one, the mere fact that I'm consciously remembering the facts that are happening now indicate that this is either my last incarnation, or that it dosen't exist (kinda like the movie "Memento" - think about it, it makes sense).
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#227272
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Help me come up with the next Pixar movie
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All you have to do in order to do a CGI film of any sort is to take an animal or an object, like toys, cars, a fish, wild animals, and put them in antropomorphic gag-filled adventures with pop culture references. That, combined with a modern soundtrack and celebrity voices makes an instant animation summer hit.

Apart from my "Burgertime - The Movie" idea, all I can think of it right now is a re-shoot of Hitchcock's Birds, as a comedy, from the point of view of the birds.