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ricarleite

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#50563
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Al Bundy
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You know what I always wanted to do? This is not a joke, I'm serious about this. I'd like to install a small recorder with a loudspeaker on my front door, so when I opened it, there would be sounds of an audience, like when Al Bundy or any other sitcom character comes in, you know, "Yeeaahh!! Woooo!!". It would make me feel better, I guess...
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#50560
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Evil Empire...
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Oh whatever, it's actually pointless now isn't it... If Japan was never bombed 300 thousand lives would be spared, but we could be living under the opressing power of a super space-monkey race that mixes truth and lies to create caos and anarchy, who would be using us to build an insane psychedelic weapon to destroy the Kordons from the galaxy of Mechatronikos. We can never know what the world would be like if something had happened differently.
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#50498
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How does Grand Moff Tarkin fit into Ep 3?
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I imagine how's an interview to work for the Empire:

"Please, do take a seat. Uh we have your resume here, but I'd like you to tell me about yourself and your qualifications."
"Ah. Yes, uh... I attended Tatooine University, got myself a Law degree... I've worked for the Hutts as an intern for about... nine months, and then I've moved to Alderaan, where I worked as a lawyer for about three years, and uh... I speak basic, and botche, I've visited Coruscant twice... And now I want to move on to something more chalenging, I want to work for the Empire. It is a great place to work, it has great benefits from what I've heard, and it'll allow me to focus on my carreer."
"I see, yes, and what do you expect to achieve working for us?"
"Well, my goals are to become a Moff, someday. That would be, uh... nice."
"Yes I see, well, that's it for now, we'll call you, ok? Thanks so much, buh bye..."

Now can you imagine how many people have lost their jobs when the Empire was defeated? Coruscant turned into a Flint, Michigan in a Michael Moore film!
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#50493
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Man beheaded by al-qaeda and video published on internet
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
And can you really say we would be in a better position with Al "Cars will destroy the World" Gore as president?


Why not? Because he's a democrat? I'm assuming you're a voter, Chaltab, am I correct?

BTW voting should be obligatory in the USA. And the majority of the votes should decide who gets the job. And people should learn that there are more than 2 political parties, more than 2 ideas to vote for.
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#50396
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The Legend Of Zelda
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Very nice, but there's only one game I'm really interested in: Half Life 2... When is it coming?! Why all those delays?!


just wait the real gold is halo 2


Nah... There are only 2 games I really enjoy playing, and I'm waiting for their sequels... the Metal Gear Solid games, and Half Life.
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#50395
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Man beheaded by al-qaeda and video published on internet
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Originally posted by: Skipper
Ricarleite, world peace is easy to talk about, but impossible to attain. First of all, in an ideal world, we would all be communist. The failure of communism in the USSR is proof that pure communism is a dream. People aren't perfect. There will always be evil people regardless of whether or not people believe in evil. People who don't believe in the concept of good and evil have never been on the recieving end of true horror. Do you think the iraqies would deny the existance of evil? The dipute on evil is the handiwork of stuffed up philosiphers who have no true concept of the horrors of the world.



So what's the point, if we'll never live in a world that is worth living in? What's the point, if we'll forever live in a world filled with war and "evil"? Let's all kill ourselves right now, there's no point in continuing this madness called the human race...