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#55863
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Late Show Top 10 Star Wars Archive...
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/55863/action/topic#55863
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LOL

2. Your sex life is strictly "Han Solo," if you know what I mean


I remember seeing the Jay Leno show back in 1999, and he was showing the "new Star Wars products", he had a portable shower for the geeks who wait in the line for months, and a princess leia shooshine machine (her hairlocks spinned), and I remember my personal favorite: a box of cereals, with a nerd-looking guy on it, named "GET A LIFE". LOL
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#55858
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I'm thinking lawsuit...
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/55858/action/topic#55858
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Now that you guys mentioned it... where's the Star Wars kid? That poor kid all those people made fun of and abused, and because of that he had to go to therapy, do you guys remember him? Do you think he might be on episode 3, eh? heheh...

Hehehehe I remember seeing the "Matrix Reloaded" version of the star wars kid movie... LOL, they had him spinning like Neo did on the movie lol
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#55856
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Motti and dayv are missing
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/55856/action/topic#55856
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Well, uh, hi everyone, I'm back from Rio de Janeiro for the weekend, still kinda dizzy from the plane, and will be able to post here during these days. I don't know when I'll be back again after that, as things are NOT running so well... I'm so tired, I've been through so much pressure and stress, and EVERYTHING went wrong... Besides, I'm working at Rio, which is hell on Earth to me... I feel like a foreign there... They have strange habits, and they speak with an accent that makes you want to PUNCH them in the face SO bad, and their food is different, and everything is so weird, and there's the crime problem there, and... Rio de Janeiro is like, what Cuba would be like if it was ruled by a drunken Walt Disney.

But oh well... I'm back, at least for a while. Let's talk about Star Wars, shall we?
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#54587
Topic
Police Academy is Back?!?!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/54587/action/topic#54587
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Originally posted by: Master Sifo-Dyas
I think the prevention of the reanimation of this comedy corpse, might be worth a road trip (I'd sponsor a clone army or two, yet I'd assume the mangler brothers'd be enough for the job).


Star Wars fans organizing a road trip in order to stop Police Academy 8 of being produced? That's the plot of a comedy movie by itself!
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#54586
Topic
Lets talk sex
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/54586/action/topic#54586
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Aww Jesus Christ, I didn't have to know that.

You know, this just hit me: Luke Skywalker gets to be a virgin until he's about 30, right? And Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gonn, and Yoda, and Mace Windu, technically, they all are forbiden to have sex... And Yoda seemed to have too many young students around him...
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#54538
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Fahrenheit 9/11
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/54538/action/topic#54538
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I have just seen Farenheit 9/11, unfortunally it was a crappy low-res movie-theater copy that I downloaded, because I really wanted to see it, and it's taking too long for it to become comercially available over here. Don't worry, I'll see it in theaters when it gets here - if I'm still alive by then. What bothered me is that the version I've seen appeared to be a rough cut. I could clearly notice some of the soundtrack was missing, and some scenes I've seen in the trailer were not in the cut I've seen, such as any scene regarding the patriotic act. Now, you guys have seen it, are those scenes in the movie, or do I have a rare rough cut copy of the movie?

About the movie - or at least about what I've seen: well, Moore could have approached the stealing of the election more, so that people who hasn't read "stupid white people", or people who dosen't know about it can understand what happened. He should have shown a little bit more of the reconstruction of Iraq plot, and the whole history of Halliburton during the Gulf War. Oh well.

By the way, here's my small view of things that have happened sorrounding the whole middle east situation in the past ~20 years. I am not making this up, as you all know it to be true. And I'd like to see any conservatives here trying to convince me that being a liberal is being evil (btw I don't consider me a liberal, I'm more like an anarchist evangelist wannabe):


Hey, do you guys remember what the Iran-Contras thing was all about? Well, there was this war between Saddan and the Ayatolah (cant spell that), and for some reason the US sold weapons for both sides. Why? Oh, and not only weapons such as rifles or pistols, there were chemical weapons involved too. And inocent people died, and rich people in the US got richer, and then Reagan said "I don't remember" about 50 times when asked about it, but hey, it was the 80s, and people were more concerned with issues like He-Man and Alf.

Oh, and the Bin Ladin family, and some good saudi arabia investors were investing big money on the people who run the country now, and guess what? Those same investors, such as the Bin Ladens, are using some secret weapon called fundemantalism to wash their young peoples minds, so they hijack airplanes and crash it into buildings, and they explode themselves into trains, and into american troops. At the same time, on the other side of the ocean, the powerful people running the country (called Lockheed, Carlyle, Halliburton...) are using some secret weapon called Fox News to wash their young peoples minds, so they go to countries they can't spell the names of, and kill some people and liberate them, so they could build some oil pipes, and gasedute pipes, and all that stuff.

Hmn, wait a minute. So why is america so rich? Why are you people working so hard everyday of your lifes? So you can have some money for yourselves, so you can all buy Alf and He-man DVD sets and be nostalgic about the 80s, and at the same time, pay some taxes. Now, 450 million people all paying taxes every single day, that generates a whole lot of money, and it's all being used to protect the country from the other brain-washed people, the evil doers, who are being controled by the people who invest get their investment money on the companies who protect you... Wheeh, that was complicated, wasn't it?

Ok, so basically: america wants you all to work and generate all that money that the government will collect and give to companies that are going to rebuild Iraq and profit from terrorism and wars. And all those billions of dollars are going to the people who generate the wars: your government, and the "evil doers". Am I wrong?
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#54481
Topic
Interview?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/54481/action/topic#54481
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Trekkies was great, even for myself, who knows almost nothing about Star Trek and dislike it very much.

C'mon, independent filmmakers out here, make a movie about Star Wars fans and their declared hate over George Lucas new creations! You've got the title already: "Bowling for Coruscant"! All you gotta do is get some interviews, and with some luck, maybe interview Lucas himself!

Scene sugestion: after being fed up with the interview, George Lucas leaves. A Michael Moore look-alike then shows a picture of a mid-20s nerd with big glasses, lousy hair cut, and a lightsaber in his hand.

"Mr. Lucas, come back. Look. This is one of the fans you're letting down. Look at the picture, mr. Lucas."

Then he leaves the picture at his front door and leaves.