ricarleite

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Post: #69997
Topic: Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69997/action/topic#69997
Time: 6-Oct-2004 8:46 AM

This joke sounds better listening to it rather than reading it, but here it goes:

What is the difference between someone who falls from the 20th floor of a building, and someone who falls from the first floor?

20th floor: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! poof.

1st floor: poof. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Post: #70006
Topic: Song In Jabba's Palace
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/70006/action/topic#70006
Time: 6-Oct-2004 3:02 AM

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Originally posted by: jimbo
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Originally posted by: Kingsama
I agree that it made sense, but in a different way...

If you are a gangster and all you do is sit around all day tending to your crime families business, you are bound to want some sort of entertainment. I was always fine with the concept, but the follow through is what got me. It was fine the way it was, why make it into a spectical?

I like the idea of Jabba having entairtainment but the Jedi rocks song wasn't the right way. It really just sounds almost as bad as an Usher concert. Maybe thats going to far but it isn't very good. Still its in Return of the Jedi which makes it tolarable. If something like it had been added into The Empire Strikes Back I would have been pissed. I also like the idea of Boba as a pimp.

OK, so, if the Bobba thing is so controvesrial, tell me, what would he do with the money he got from Vader and Jabba?

And I know how GL can fix the Jedi Rock for the ultimate version... Three words: Eletric Light Orchestra! "Xanadu! Xanadu!"

Post: #70005
Topic: "They belong to Lucas and are his to change"
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/70005/action/topic#70005
Time: 6-Oct-2004 2:59 AM

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Originally posted by: Kam
Mark Twain: I always wanted Huck Finn to travel on a Jetski, but the technology at the time wouldnt let me write it in.

Tolkien: I always wanted Hobbitton to be a sprawling megalopolis, but technology at the time wouldnt let me write that way.

Jim Hensen: I always wanted to use crappy CGI with the muppets and replace trhe frog killer's guns with walkie talkies and replace fozzie bear with a wombat.

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Didn't Tolkien re-write some of The Hobbit to fit with Lord of the Rings?

JIm Henson's grave says: JIM HENSON 1936-1990 - cause of death: CGI!!

Post: #70004
Topic: Greedo
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/70004/action/topic#70004
Time: 6-Oct-2004 2:57 AM

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Originally posted by: Bailywolf
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
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Originally posted by: Bailywolf
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Originally posted by: Kam
He said both.

"too accurate for sandpeople....only imperial troops are so precise"

Maybe he meant the hits were more critical?

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Or that Sandpeople suck worse than Stormtroopers?

-B

He was being sarcastic.

As was I. A thick armor of sarcasm is sometimes all that stand between us and the cruel cruel world.

-B

No, no, I mean OBI-WAN was being sarcastic.

Post: #70002
Topic: Star Wars, The Beatles, and the desecration of our cultural heritage
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/70002/action/topic#70002
Time: 6-Oct-2004 2:56 AM

He wanted to re-record Strawberry Fields Forever?! Hard to imagine...

Post: #70001
Topic: Did Boba Survive?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/70001/action/topic#70001
Time: 6-Oct-2004 2:54 AM

New sarlaac looked like that plant from Little Shop of Horrors. "FEED ME!"

Post: #69999
Topic: Bowling for Coruscant
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69999/action/topic#69999
Time: 6-Oct-2004 2:51 AM

Star Wars is huge almost anywhere, and has a whole base of fans.

I might tape some interviews whenever I can...

Post: #69998
Topic: Best Movie Endings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69998/action/topic#69998
Time: 6-Oct-2004 2:49 AM

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Originally posted by: starkiller
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Originally posted by: Hal 9000
2001: A Space Odyssey (I dont care what you think )
You know, I remember hearing a story. Kubrick was at the airport, preparing to get on a plane, and security told him they wouldn't let him through until he explained the end of that movie.

Which is ironic, as Kubrick hated to fly. When he was working on post-production for 2001 he took a ship to america instead of taking an airplane, and he edited some of the film while on the ship.

Besides, I don't belive that an airport crewmember would recognize Stanley Kubrick, as very few people even knew what he looked like.

Post: #69996
Topic: RIP Rodney Dangerfield
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69996/action/topic#69996
Time: 6-Oct-2004 2:34 AM

He DIED?! I didn't hear anything about it...

Post: #69907
Topic: I'm doing a comparison - opinions please!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69907/action/topic#69907
Time: 5-Oct-2004 10:05 AM

Very nice! But still missing the edits made on the final battle.

Post: #69904
Topic: Best Movie Endings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69904/action/topic#69904
Time: 5-Oct-2004 9:52 AM

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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Shaun of the Dead. Best ending for a zombie movie ever.

That's because you didn't watch Troma's "Bloodsucking Freaks".

Post: #69842
Topic: MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69842/action/topic#69842
Time: 5-Oct-2004 9:18 AM

Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
IN THE NEXT MONTH OR SO I'M HOPING TO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY SAVE UP SO THAT I START MAKING REALLY REAL PUZZLES TO SELL. AND YES, THEY ARE GOING TO BE CALLED DEAD HUMAN PUZZLES. I'M HOPING THAT I CAN SELL ENOUGH AND BUILD ENOUGH INTERST IN THESE THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO GET STORES LIKE SPENCER'S GIFT AND HOT TOPIC TO SELL THEM IN THEIR STORES. OF COURSE, MY FELLOW OTers WILL GET THE FIRST CHANCE TO GET THEIR GRUBBY PAWS ON THEM FIRST.

Isn't there an european artist who did this before? Puzzles made of dead people?

Post: #69851
Topic: Song In Jabba's Palace
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69851/action/topic#69851
Time: 5-Oct-2004 4:14 AM

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Originally posted by: jimbo
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Originally posted by: Porkins
Come on, I mean it's supposed to be a miserable place. I mean who would want to hang out in Jabba's palace. And since when did Bobba Fett care about women. Did anyone else notice those two aliens in bikinis hanging around Bobba Fett? God.

I didn't mind Boba picking up chicks. I like making him a guy basically. I didn't like the Jedi Rocks music number but its better then Yub Nub. Thats not saying much though.

Bobba hiting on women does make sense, in a way. He's a bounty hunter, right? So he wants money. And what does he do with his money? Buy comic books? I think NOT. BTW that's something that always bugged me, Bobba Fett didn't want Han Solo to die on the carbon freezing because Jabba was going to pay him a lot of money, and I kept thinking "ok, but what is he going to do with the money? buy a little place in aspen?"

I really do understand why GL wanted to do a nifty-childi-like musical number on Jabba's palace, it was this contrast thing of how horrible they were: while they killed and tortured people who begged for their lifes, they were listening to a musical act, if you think about it it DOES make sense. The only problem is the new CGI, other than that, I have no problems with that scene.

Post: #69850
Topic: Anakin's ghost?!?!?!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69850/action/topic#69850
Time: 5-Oct-2004 4:10 AM

You are discussing on who's a good actor nowadays? Uh, have you forgot Kevin Spacey? Benicio Del Toro? Adrien Brody (cant spell)?

BTW, have you seen Kevin Spacey do Christopher Walken on that SW spoof? Sure you did.

Post: #69849
Topic: BOBA FETT WAS LUKE'S MOM?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69849/action/topic#69849
Time: 5-Oct-2004 4:07 AM

Mark Hamill is definitively on OUR side. As I said before, he should do a one man stand up show with jokes on how stupid GL is, how bizarre it was to shoot SW, and how ridiculous the SEs and the prequels are.

Post: #69844
Topic: It's official...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69844/action/topic#69844
Time: 5-Oct-2004 3:31 AM

If you guys want, I can discuss my views on abortion with you all. I won't throw religious sentiments and justifications to it, I won't say I'll kill everyone who has done it, and I will not mix up politics with the issue: most of you know I'm a ultra left liberal, so it's not a republican-democrat thing to me - besides I've promissed never to discuss politics on this forum again.

Post: #69843
Topic: the titles on the forum?!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69843/action/topic#69843
Time: 5-Oct-2004 3:22 AM

Lethe, check out the icons menu on the profile settings, Jay might have inserted it there. When I sent it to Jay he didn't reply my e-mail nor did he change my icon for me, he simply added the image I sent him to the icons that already existed on this forum.

Post: #69703
Topic: HUMOUR: Lucas is at it again!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69703/action/topic#69703
Time: 4-Oct-2004 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by: Bossk
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Absofrickinlutely

Is that a phrase you learned in law school? Sounds rather legalese in nature.

Sounds very Mary Poppins-like. You know, supercalifragiliciousexpiraliwhatever

Post: #69702
Topic: Holiday Special vs. PT
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69702/action/topic#69702
Time: 4-Oct-2004 10:46 AM

XXX? Daredevil? Evolution? Rat Race? Mission 2 Mars? Dumb & Dumber? Did you actually spent money on these?

Post: #69592
Topic: It's official...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69592/action/topic#69592
Time: 4-Oct-2004 4:07 AM

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Originally posted by: Regicidal_Maniac
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
About this whole God exists, God dosen't exists, I've come to a conclusion: God DOES exist, he really does. But he's not a perfect entity, he's sadistical and evil-natured. God hates most of us.

Now see that's just unneccesarily pessimistic. I waver between stark Atheism and apathetic Agnosticism depending on how drunk I am.

But to say for sure that God DOES exist and IS evil and hates us is just silly.

The worst case scenario is that God exists and is an uncaring c*nt who enjoys watching his monkey project stumble and suffer.

The realistic scenario is that all of this, ALL OF THIS, is just a whole lot of random crap that is happening through pure chance.

Either way, enjoy it while you can because it moves along at a VERY brisk pace and it'll all be over before you know it.

From my own life experience and from what I've seen during my short 22 years of life, I can say that I'm sure that God does exists, but He IS evil. Very evil. He's porpouse is to create self conscious humans beings and torture them by taking what they want away from them, creating a world of pain and suffering, just for the fun of it. It is the most evil, sadistic being in the universe, and we are His toys, and there's nothing we can do. All I hope for is that there is no afterlife and God leaves us alone after our death, because if he He tortures us like that on Earth, I wonder what He might do to us on the afterlife. I don't know what we could do, perhaps surrender to His infinite power and bow down to Him, admiting that we are insignificant, powerless and useless beings.

Post: #69591
Topic: Changes in 2004 DVDs
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69591/action/topic#69591
Time: 4-Oct-2004 3:57 AM

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Originally posted by: Kam
Gah, your generation is the reason the Arabs hate America!

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LOL

Post: #69590
Topic: Greedo
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69590/action/topic#69590
Time: 4-Oct-2004 3:54 AM

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Originally posted by: Bailywolf
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Originally posted by: Kam
He said both.

"too accurate for sandpeople....only imperial troops are so precise"

Maybe he meant the hits were more critical?

///

Or that Sandpeople suck worse than Stormtroopers?

-B

He was being sarcastic.

Post: #69589
Topic: Holiday Special vs. PT
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69589/action/topic#69589
Time: 4-Oct-2004 3:52 AM

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Originally posted by: jimbo
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Originally posted by: Regicidal_Maniac
You need to see more films then.

Got a massive DVD collection

All 8 "Police Academy", the entire Van Diesel collection and "Dude, Where's my Car" directors cut?

Post: #69587
Topic: HUMOUR: Lucas is at it again!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69587/action/topic#69587
Time: 4-Oct-2004 3:50 AM

Quoting someone from the AICN message board: "George Lucas should do a Special Version of his face. One where he has a chin."

Post: #69582
Topic: It's official...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/69582/action/topic#69582
Time: 4-Oct-2004 3:16 AM

About this whole God exists, God dosen't exists, I've come to a conclusion: God DOES exist, he really does. But he's not a perfect entity, he's sadistical and evil-natured. God hates most of us.