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#84537
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Comic book movies - who says yes and who says no?
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OK some comic books adaptations I'd probably like to see are:

Lobo (the DC comics character)
Wolverine - Weapon X (the weapon X saga in which the origin of his adamantium claws and bones are shown)

And, of course: the first Marvel Secret Wars saga! I mean, that would be amazing! All the Marvel superheroes and supervillains together! Galactus! The black spider man suit (aka Venon!)!
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#84533
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I want everyone to look at this.
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
NEVER EVER Watch Kill Bill.

It is the stupidest movie I've ever seen except for the PokeMon movie! If someone gives you Kill Bill as a gift, become an astronaut and throw in into the sun or a black hole!!


OK so you obviously dislikes classic 70s kung fu flicks, like the ones from the shaw brothers or the early ones by golden harvest; and also dislikes 80s samurai shows, like the ones staring sonny chiba, and old samurai flicks by kurosawa; and probably dosen't enjoy western spaghetti from the 70s, like the ones from Sergio Leone. Because Kill Bill 1 and 2 are actually homages to these kinds of films.
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#84484
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razzies
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Originally posted by: Windexed
How about Aliens vs. Predator? It was pretty much universally loathed, wasn't it? However I have this sinking feeling that I may buy the dvd when it comes out. Is there a crisis hotline for people with poor dvd-buying taste?


No, but there's this help group that meets every friday night:

"Hi I'm Bob, and I have poor dvd-buying taste."

(everyone) "HI BOB!"

"Yeah, uh... well I got my first DVD player back in 1997, and it came with "Enter the Dragon", the colectors edition, you know? Not a bad movie, not bad, but... since then... things started to go bad, you see? I started to look at the DVD catalog, and there were so many craps available for me to buy... my first aquisition was 'Muppets Take Manhatam'... then it was 'Superman 4'... by then some friends were getting worried about me, you know? And then I moved on to some REALLY tough stuff, like the motion picture adaptation of 'The Beverly Hillbillies', and then 'Ernest in the Army', 'Battlefield Earth', and then 'Scoobydoo The Movie'... My friends did an intervention, and made me buy some real movies, like 'Casablanca', 'Citizen Kane',, the Godfather box, 'ET', and the Indiana Jones box... but then I started to go back to my addiction of buying crappy DVDs... and when I bought 'Batman & Robin'... I knew... I knew I had a real problem..." *starts to cry *

"C'mon everyone, let's thank Bob for sharing this with us..."

(everyone) "THANK YOU BOB!"
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#84210
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Cartoons!
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"Vader release him!"
"No way, he started it!"
"Release him now!"
"OK" *starts choking Moff Trakin *
(Another imperial officer "Vader, release Tarkin! Please!"
"Well he asked me to stop choking him."
"Vader if you don't release Tarkin I'm going to call the emperor."
* releases Tarkin, starts to choke that officer *
"Gasp.. gasp... oh damn it, Vader, now release him! Stop it!"
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#84203
Topic
Cartoons!
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Oh no you can't do that, or Obi-Wan might get... grumpy.

"Don't be so proud of this techological t..."
"Vader, this is the freaking Death Star! It can destroy a whole planet! All you can do with the force is slowly levitate objects."
"Yes, but, don't be so proud of this..."
"BOOM! The planet is gone! Can you do that with you forcey thing? Can you? Can you explode at least an orange? I think not."
"Can I finish? Please can I finish? Ok... What I was saying is... You should not be so proud of this technological terror you..."
"A PLANET, Vader, a full planet! Filled with people! It explodes a planet!"
"Shut up! Shut up shut up SHUT UP!"
"No, you shut up!"
"Oh you... you... AHHH!" *Vader leaves*

"Hehehehe loser..."
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#84199
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If you like this, then you'll like this...
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
WARNING !!!










IF YOU LIKE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD YOU'LL LIKE BEAVER AND BUTTHOLE (A LIVE "ACTION" PORNO MOVIE WHERE THE TWO MAIN CHARACTERS ARE MADE UP TO LOOK LIKE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD).

I'VE EVEN SEEN "IF YOU LIKE LEAVE IT TO BEAVER YOU MAY ALSO LIKE LEAVE IT IN MY BEAVER."




Reminds me of that hilarious scene from Clerks where he lists all those hard core porns titles in front of a small child (one day I'll memorize the names of the movies that character mentions).
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#84136
Topic
Star Wars in "asciimation"
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It's asciianimation, it's simply a text file with the "frames" drawn with letters. The java applet is simply opening the file and showing it at the proper speed. If you opened it with, let's say, notepad, changed the size of the window to fit the "frame", and pressed scroll down or page down, you would see the animation, hence it cannot contain audio. That it, until someone invent asciiaudio...