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#87510
Topic
NFL
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/87510/action/topic#87510
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The psychic homeless man around here told me it's going to be the Patriots vs Eagles, and the patriots will win again. 3 x 0. No one will score, and in the end of the game a bird will suddenly pick up the ball and fly with it thru the field goal. The referee's will review the play, and validate it: "after reviewing the play, we agreed that the bird was clearly part of the game, so the field goal is good, 3 points to the patriots."
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#87110
Topic
Comic book movies - who says yes and who says no?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/87110/action/topic#87110
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Troma Pictures is a movie studio created back in the 70s, dedicated to creating the most horribly disturbing cheesy bad movies. From Troma came films such as "Toxic Avenger (1, 2 and 3)", "Class of Nuke'n High", and my favorite, "Blood Sucking Freaks". Their motto? "If it's a bad movie, it's Troma's". The Thing suit in this next "Fantastic Four" movie looks like the main character from "Toxic Avenger"...
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#86992
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/86992/action/topic#86992
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Come to think of it, neither have I. LOL. that's freakin' hilarious.
I might Get HL2 if it ever comes out on consoles. Right now, I'm broke.

I strongly recomend. I belive it'll be out for x-box in a month or so.

Things I'm hating at this very moment:

* When everything you don't want to happen, actually HAPPEN in the same WEEK.
* Stress.
* Preassure at work.
* When people you really care for get sick.
Post
#87006
Topic
Remake the OT?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/87006/action/topic#87006
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I think Woody Allen would be hilarious ina Star Wars movie:

"Inform Lord vader that the Emperor has arrived."

"Uh, who, me? Uh no, no, you see, I uh... I don't have a good way with authorities, you see... I've seen him choke this guy before just by waving his hand, using that force trick thing, and I, uh, I'm afraid I might say something stupid to him, you know? Like 'nice helmet', and then he would try to force strangle me, you know? And my uh... my psychiatrist, he's from toshi station, you know, lot's of power convertors laying around... Well he told me I should avoid being choked to death by a magic cyborg, you know? Ok he didn't actually say that, but it was implicit, you know? So I uh... ok, if he tried to strangle me with the force, I would just jump to his hand, and try to hold his hand, you know? Well I mean, thank God Vader is not a spacerabbi, you know, I mean, he could try to perform some force-circunsisions, you know? So I uh... ok I will not tell Vader the Emperor has arrived, I'll just... you know, whisper to him... as a hint... I'll try to be mysterious, I'm sure he'll enjoy, uh, I mean he looks like someone who enjoys riddles, you know?"
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#86991
Topic
Riddles
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/86991/action/topic#86991
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Leave one switch on, leave one switch off, and the other switch you turn on and off as fast as you can, for hours. Get in the room. The turned on lightbulb is the one with the turned on switch. Take that lamp off, and plug one of the other two lightbulbs (both will be turned off). If that one doesn't work, that means it's the lightbulb you were turning on and off (until the ligthbulb got burned off), and the other one belongs to the switch you turned off. Got it?