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ricarleite

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#99046
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New Ending for ESB revealed.
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LUKE: Leia... Leia is my sister...
OBI-WAN: Your insight serves you well.
*Luke throws up * LUKE: Oh GOD!
OBI-WAN: Oh no... Don't you tell me that you and Leia...
LUKE: We did! Several times! Right after the Yavin battle, me and Leia got into my x-wing cockpit and... Jesus CHRIST you old fool, why didn't you tell me before I banged her?
OBI-WAN: Well I didn't think you'd be having SEX with her so soon! Can't you control that lightsaber inside your pants?
LUKE: Oh God this is so GROSS! And how am I going to tell her that?!
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#99039
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Things we don't hate...
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Originally posted by: Bossk
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Originally posted by: Warbler
I don't hate the fact that the baseball season is about about to begin.


I agree. Go CUBS!!!!!!


When was the last time the Cubs won the uh... tournament or whatever it's called? I don't know anything about baseball, but I know the Cubs is this supposedly cursed team, right?
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#98905
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, OT.COM !!!
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Originally posted by: Bossk
I dunno that "cool" is the appropriate word when Jay is talking about having been sick and stressed out. Unless you're just a sadistic mofo.

Jay, do you remember what the first post was or do you have it archived somewhere kinda like how restaurants frame their first dollar bill?


I meant cool about knowing how OT.COM started, with Jay working so much on making it happen and stuff. I didn't mean to be offensive, I never do!
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#98806
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: Count Dushku
I hate the fact that I think I'm slowly going deaf... I can't hear right nowadays, and today I hardly can hear with my right ear... I should see a doctor or something...

I had a similar problem a while ago. Went to the doctor, he stuck a long needle in my ear, shot me up with water, and a huge chunk of wax came floating out. In a day or so when the water dryed out, I could hear perfectly fine.

It felt amazing...lol

I did this once or twice, it's this warm water-solution-like thingy. But I don't think this is it.

Originally posted by: sean wookie
I once stuck a q-tip in my ear pulled out this freaking HUGE chunk of ear wax that I thought was my ear drum.


Now this is just horrible.
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#98876
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Things we don't hate...
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Originally posted by: Bossk
I remember that one of the cases against WM involves employees who were told to work without clocking in. They were putting in over 50 hours a week and only being paid for 30-35. Ridiculously illegal crap like that.


This happens more often than you think, in a lot of coutries around the world. Except in France I think, they have the most ridiculously rigid workforce laws in the world.
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#98866
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SW TV Confirmed
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Originally posted by: greencapt
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Hey ric, appearantly this guy "French Stewart" was only in the movie Stargate, not the series.


Yeah the first time I read 'French Stewart' in the credits of the film 'Stargate' I was like "Wha-wha-WHA???" Even more amusing, he plays one of the *tough* a-hole soldiers who go alongwith Kurt Russell. Funny stuff in hindsight.


Really?! Wow...

OK, buckle up, here it goes, Star Wars TV show cast:

French Stewart
Hank Azaria
Liza Minnelli
Tony Danza
Michael McKean
Ed O'Neil
Bob Goldthwait
Charlie Sheen