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ricarleite

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#118078
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Earliest TV or Movie Memories
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My parents didn't take me to a movie theater until I was 6 (who framed roger rabbit). And I don't remember much about my childhood, I remember something when I was 2, and then something when I was 3, and then I remember some stuff from 1988 on. It's funny this whole memory thing, because if I got back to, let's say, 1998, I wouldn't know what to do, I wouldn't remember some people around me, I wouldn't be able to do what I was supposed to do, because I don't remember it anymore... It's like I'm a whole different person...
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#117934
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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Originally posted by: oojason
ric - I'd laugh m8, but what what we get in the media about Brazil that seems about right


Well, those were the negative aspects. Let me try a more positive approach: BRAZIL: You have two cows. You develop ways to better take their milk and sell the technology to north america and europe, where they claim to be the creators of it. You don't care, and keep selling high quality milk to other countries. Canada and Russia claim your good and cheap milk is hurting their economy and start calling you names. You move your cows to a small town to avoid taxes, and live happily until you die.
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#117910
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Cartoons!
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I wouldn't recomend tenticle sex but thats just me.


Sex with tentacles? Well, if you and your partner are open minded with sex and enjoy trying new things, you could buy some squid or octopus and uh... well nevermind, not a good idea anyway.
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#117885
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Cartoons!
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Seriously. What kind of sick people would make such dreck and call it entertainment? I like my explosions and Mystical Blades of Evil's Bane fine, thank you very much.


I don't think being a "sick person" would have anything to do with it. There's a whole world out there besides Goku doing genki-dama, so why can't anime be about those things? I don't see anything wrong in being open minded. Of course, anime is one thing, real life is another, so I wouldn't recomend the acts shown in such anime, as much as I wouldn't recomend someone to grab a gun and shoot everyone around as in "Cowboy Bebop" or "Furi Kuri" or "Lupin Sansei".
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#117789
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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Ok, let me try with...

BRAZIL

You have two cows. You invested time and money creating a brand new technology to better milk them, but the government wants you to give them 60% of the milk as taxes. You give them 50% and manage to hide the other 10%. The government drinks the milk instead of giving it to hungry children. Some 15 year old kid on drugs shoots you and takes one of your cows. The cops take the other cow and illegaly sell it to a farmer in Paraguay.
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#117738
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Spank the Monkey!
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270, but only after changing the mouse's speed

I know how one could cheat on this game using a laptop computer equipped with one of those touchpad mouse devices: touch the right side of the touchpad and keep your finger there. Place another finger at the left side, and release the right one, it'll move very fast to the left.
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#117437
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Better then time traveling to see what oppinions were in 1983.
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I've heard that Ben Kenobie (or whatever) and good old DV
fought many years ago and DV was thrown into a volcano.
Well, somehow DV survived (Lucky, huh?) and the result
is his UGLY head. Well, That's my favorite ( it might
even be true!) story on how it happened (The head I mean.)
Therefore, DV could be Luke's Dad.

Ben Walls
...cbosgd!bsw