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#214978
Topic
Who Would Win?
Time
Johnny 5 vs. T-800

J5 would be minding his own business, watching the marx bros for the umpteenth billionth time, when suddenly the T-800 shows up out of the Time Sphere. J5 goes to investigate. T-800 sees him and punches him through the house. J5 comes back and pops him with an 80s laser while quoting groucho. T800 is held aback in confusion as his fake flesh singes. the Terminator theme song blares in the background. J5 looks around, trying to figure where the music is coming from. T800 lunges towards him as he is distracted. breaks him in half with a well executed pile driver. In a last ditch effort, as the T800 is about to say something witty, J5's laser goes off one final time, this time in between the eyes. T800 falls to the ground, wires singed. J5 says, "Ah'll be bock" and shuts down.

effort goes to J5, but technically it's a draw.

so, how about the davids?!

EDIT: hopefully this gets caught before a reply is posted. Superman vs. Neo. set in the matrix.
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#214687
Topic
Who Would Win?
Time
oooh.. good one. I'm sorry to say, but Lost in Space Robot will win. C3P0 is way too chicken by himself to do anything except run away. Now, if R2D2 was there with him, he'd win by a landslide. Lost in Space Robot would accidently run over C3P0. He's way heavier and bigger.

EDIT: ahh.. different opinions. i, of course, and talking of the 60s version of robot.

Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer
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#214663
Topic
Who Would Win?
Time
enterprise vs. falcon, eh?

well, picard's enterprise has the mass number of crew on their side, but han's falcon has pure innovation and execution of plans. As much as I wish picard would win, i'd have to say solo. He'd find some sort of little known weakness in the enterprise and blow it up.

donald duck vs daffy duck.
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#214491
Topic
Return of the Jedi Script Game
Time
LUKE
I can't do it, Artoo. I can't go on alone.

BEN
Yoda will always be with you.

LUKE
Obi-Wan! Why didn't you tell me? You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father.

BEN
You father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I have told you was true... from a certain point of view.

LUKE
A certain point of view!

BEN
Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
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#214432
Topic
Who Would Win?
Time
Instead of continuing to pollute the General Star Wars thread with silly questions, I thought it'd be best to continue where the conversation is going. look HERE for details.

so, the question, now, is who would win?

David Brent or Michael Scott (Office UK vs. Office US)

EDIT: some ground rules: before posting a new "ultimate battle" you have to give a detailed answer as to who won and why.
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#214314
Topic
MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
Time
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: ricardo
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: ricardo
what? barely heard you...
I said....I said....

*PSYCHO DAYV enters the room*

...I said...Hey Ric, wanna go do some manly stuff, y'know, hunt or fish or something?


yea.. YEA!! let's go kill some helpless animal! Then drink insanely amounts of beer! Dark Beer! and smoke cuban cigars!
Let's find a mother deer and kill her in front of her babies. I love watching those suckers cry - makes me feel like a real man.


we definitely have to skin and clean her in front of her babies. otherwise i'd feel just half man.
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#213367
Topic
The Non-Biased PS3 Thread
Time
Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: Number20
Don't think it will make much difference who supports what format. In the end, most people can't use the HD formats, and don't really care at this point. They are happy with regular DVD, and don't see a reason to switch, especially since they just got off VHS a few years ago. I see HD-DVD/blu-ray becoming this generations equivilant of the laserdisc. A high-end niche market.


That's exactly how I view it. Thanks for chiming in with that, Number20.


ahh.. but the same people back in 96/97 felt the same about DVDs. and look where that's at now. this will be settled fairly soon. I have no doubt in my mind. In the meantime, i'll probably get both an HD-DVD plaayer and a ps3. because i'm a glutton for new fangled toys.

EDIT: you know, i take that back. I'll get the system with the better movies. I won't be getting this until sometime in autumn, anyway. I still have time to come to an educated decision...

EDIT²: just missed this.. i think i'll get this instead...