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Post: #197841
Topic: Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/197841/action/topic#197841
Time: 4-Apr-2006 10:48 AM

#^ cheers m8 - you've obviously met my missus

Post: #197839
Topic: Broadband for the UK'ers out there - Advice!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/197839/action/topic#197839
Time: 4-Apr-2006 10:42 AM

G'day m8

I have wireless telewest broadband (about 512kb) - 'tis ok even on my ancient laptop and does the job. Haven't had a problem with it yet, and together with the Telewest 3 for £30 package (+ telephone line rental and a basicish cable tv package) is ok for me. Think it is still unlimted use of downloads.

The old man-in-law has BT Broadband - a Voyager 105 modem - 2.2mb - very quick, easy to use, and was most impressed with it. Does need a BT phone landline though. Not sure how much he pays monthly for it though - or if there is a limit on the downloads.

Post: #197248
Topic: Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/197248/action/topic#197248
Time: 1-Apr-2006 6:59 PM

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL AD'S:-

40'ISH - 49

ADVENTUROUS - SLEPT WITH EVERYONE

ATHLETIC - NO BREASTS

FEMINIST - FAT

VOLUPTUOUS - VERY FAT

AVERAGE LOOKING - MOOOO !

BEAUTIFUL - PATHELOGICAL LIAR

EMOTIONALLY SECURE - ON MEDICATION

OUTGOING - EMBARASSINGLY LOUD

FREE SPIRIT - JUNKIE

FRIENDSHIP FIRST - FORMER SLUT

OLD FASHIONED - NO BLOWJOBS

NEW AGE - BODY HAIR IN WRONG PLACES

PROFESSIONAL - BITCH

OPEN MINDED - DESPERATE

LOOKING FOR SOULMATE - STALKER

---------------------------------------------------------------

DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH ---

YES - NO

NO - YES

MAYBE - NO

WE NEED - I WANT

I AM SORRY - YOU'LL BE SORRY

WE NEED TO TALK - YOU'RE IN TROUBLE

SURE, GO AHEAD - YOU BETTER NOT

DO WHAT YOU WANT - YOU WILL PAY FOR IT LATER

I AM NOT UPSET - OF COURSE I'M UPSET, YOU MORON

YOU'RE VERY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT - IS SEX ALL YOU THINK ABOUT?

Post: #197102
Topic: Looking at womens' breasts will make you live longer...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/197102/action/topic#197102
Time: 31-Mar-2006 6:05 PM

Source on here:-

http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=UBB16&Number=5837918&page=0&fpart=1

I KNEW IT!!!

The likes of the 'Beautiful Women Thread' are good and wholesome threads and will ensure that we all live longer - it is sort of a medicine...

Post: #194933
Topic: BSG
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/194933/action/topic#194933
Time: 22-Mar-2006 7:16 AM

The end few minutes of LDYB Pt2 has been seemingly recut - the musical score has been omitted and the CGI Cylons look a lot clearer and more menacing now...

Can be found here:-

http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/ and then click on the "In case you misssed it click here to watch the final few minutes of the season two finale. Plus the Seaosn 3 Teaser." in the top right corner of the screen.

Chilling.

Post: #193885
Topic: BSG
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/193885/action/topic#193885
Time: 15-Mar-2006 9:10 PM

Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I GOT IT TO WORK WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS.

Cheers DAYV - am still having probs getting the page up - probably my old pc causing problems

will try again in a couple of days, or on another pc.

Ron Moore's wife - MrsRon - has a thread on the sci-fi forums - now at 55 pages long in just a week... MrRon must be worried... lol

Post: #193802
Topic: BSG
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/193802/action/topic#193802
Time: 15-Mar-2006 11:29 AM

^ I THINK there were some very minor cuts on a couple of sex & battle scenes on the UK Sky One version - but only a second or to here and there - nothing major.

The 1st series here in the UK aired at 8pm - 1 hour before the UK tv 'watershed' - and so a couple of scenes/frames MAY have been omitted.

The 2nd series has aired at 9pm - so unlikely there'd be any cuts or edits.

Post: #193558
Topic: Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/193558/action/topic#193558
Time: 14-Mar-2006 1:00 PM

TWO MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE:

Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson -
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson -
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
shut!

This ends your two-minute management course

Post: #193557
Topic: BSG
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/193557/action/topic#193557
Time: 14-Mar-2006 12:53 PM

Anyone else not able to get the podcast working for the last episode?:-

http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/episodes/season02/220/

all I get is a '404 error - page not found' message - been like that for a few days now...

Post: #192499
Topic: BSG
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/192499/action/topic#192499
Time: 11-Mar-2006 9:01 PM

Originally posted by: ChainsawAsh
I've been waiting so long for Gaius to finally blossom into a true villain, and here it is.

I must say though, that I felt they lost a LOT of potential character stuff in that one-year gap - they've been doing these large gaps recently, and I don't like it. They're losing a LOT of character-development potential, which is what this series has always been from the beginning - a character drama. It seems like that's becoming lost in the let's-jump-ahead-to-the-good-parts attitude.

There may be a fair chance of the 1st half of next season going through the stories from that missing year - relationships and events in flashbacks etc - have to hand it to Moore, he certainly keeps things fresh - and us guessing with it... it's certainly got the viewers thinking and talking

(Ticks of another day off calendar to October...)

Post: #192095
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/192095/action/topic#192095
Time: 10-Mar-2006 7:27 PM

Jaki Degg

http://www.sideburns.co.uk/shag/pics/jakki1.jpg

Post: #192092
Topic: BSG
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/192092/action/topic#192092
Time: 10-Mar-2006 7:24 PM

Ron Moore's missus was quite funny on last week's podcast - could hear Ron nearly spitting out his whiskey when she told everyone she reads the SciFi website's BSG forums every day

I think Ron had David Eick - the other producer on with him for tonight's ep - should be quite interesting to see they get on - or not!

Post: #191987
Topic: Any Chess Players Out There?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/191987/action/topic#191987
Time: 10-Mar-2006 11:53 AM

www.555chess.co.uk

a simple online player vs computer chess game - no software, registration or downloads required.

'Tis a little on the easy side, and there is no 'en passent' move - but overall quite decent.

also www.555.games.com have a few other similar fun online games too.

Post: #191982
Topic: OT.com fan edit blog: your thoughts please (Update: development underway)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/191982/action/topic#191982
Time: 10-Mar-2006 11:25 AM

The items that Zion and Moth3r mentioned would be great to have - no more repetitive questions (and sometimes incorrect answers) for the specs on all the differing sets.

I remember when there were only the 'Anamorphic' and 'Tr47' OT dvdr sets, and MagnoliaFan was just getting his Ep1 FanEdit out to people - it was a simpler time...

Looking forward to seeing the new look forums - keep up the great work Jay - 'tis most appreciated m8.

Post: #191090
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/191090/action/topic#191090
Time: 8-Mar-2006 7:37 AM

^ quit work - you're missing out on some great stuff!

Remember the French girl, Ailzee, the one who can wiggles her ass quite marvellously?

A compilation vid of her in action:-

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1134557131/Sexy_Alizee_Compilation

(vid is around 4mins long)

Post: #190593
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/190593/action/topic#190593
Time: 7-Mar-2006 10:26 AM

Susan Ward

http://wallpapers.webprovas.com/cacheImage/celebrities/susan-ward.9158-80-398x299.jpg

Post: #190584
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/190584/action/topic#190584
Time: 7-Mar-2006 9:59 AM

Well, i wouldn't kick her out of bed... but I can't bring myslef to watch her 'act' - 'tis too grating

Post: #189729
Topic: BSG
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/189729/action/topic#189729
Time: 5-Mar-2006 7:00 PM

Very much enjoyed the latest episode - and left with me the feeling for immediately needing to see the series finale as soon as the credits rolled on this ep

Poor Chief Tyrol - seems like Ron Moore has a penchant for punishing anyone who carries the rank of Chief in one of his shows (Chief O'Brien from TNG & DS9 regualary was regulary emotionally and physically abused and tortured)! Perhaps he never got on with the engineers and non/coms from his navy days...

Baltar is a joy to watch - so slimy and scheming - it's a joy to watch

Post: #188628
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/188628/action/topic#188628
Time: 3-Mar-2006 1:16 PM

I knew there was a reason for watching Hollyoaks

http://www.jodi-albert.com/pictures/jodi-albert-13.jpg

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/3456/jodialbert32zg.jpg

Post: #188057
Topic: BSG
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/188057/action/topic#188057
Time: 2-Mar-2006 8:00 AM

Perhaps they find an habitable planet and face the choice of carrying on searching for Earth, or settling down and colonizing this one. Of course, I'm sure it won't be as plain sailing as that...

Apparently the suits at SciFi were taken by surprise with the conclusion to end of the 2nd season.

Post: #188055
Topic: Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/188055/action/topic#188055
Time: 2-Mar-2006 7:42 AM

^ I see my exmissus has been reminiscing about the early days of our marriage

Post: #187804
Topic: <strong>The "ADigitalMan Special Editions" DVD Info and Feedback Thread</strong> (Released)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/187804/action/topic#187804
Time: 1-Mar-2006 12:51 PM

cheers Boba - cool discart too

Post: #187802
Topic: Star Wars DVD Covers
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/187802/action/topic#187802
Time: 1-Mar-2006 12:50 PM

cool covers Hotrod - if only I had more black ink! lol

Post: #187764
Topic: BSG
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/187764/action/topic#187764
Time: 1-Mar-2006 8:23 AM

There are some spoiler pics for episodes 18 & 19 of the 2nd season - here:-

http://bsgmedia.org/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=176

Can all your curiositys hold out...?

Link to threads for each of the fine BSG women are on page 98 of the 'Beautiful Women' thread - but as ever, google images is your friend - especially with the filters turned off...

Post: #187434
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/187434/action/topic#187434
Time: 28-Feb-2006 9:37 AM

You are all obssessed!!!

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Some of the women from BSG (some of these threads are quite large - so be patient